Recent content by Jimbo5

I'm staring, Tommy ... and it looks like that thing has some serious density...

Yet another Norwood cowboy goes out in a blaze of glory... http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/sky-diver-did-not-deploy-parachute-he-sent-wife-video-before-he-jumped/ar-BBEqyc5?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp Unlike volcano boy, tho, this desperado was hitched. But ya always gotta wonder how much...

Good to see ya, cj. Noah is your man. Unfortunately he's busy kitesurfing with Sir Richard Branson off the northwest coast of Necker Island at the moment. While wearing his excellent piece, of course. But hang loose, bro, Noah will be here soon...

You've come to the right place, Jay ... Noah is your man ... and he'll be here ... as soon as he's finished servicing his latest hottie ... who has no clue that he wears, of course...

Noah can help with that, Jay ... as soon as he finishes his usual morning workout wrestling tiger sharks along the Great Barrier Reef ... in his impeccably attached high-quality piece, of course...

Do you have much dough, Dave?

Hope you're not holding your breath waiting for those recommendations, 'Scholar. Nothing but tumbleweeds blowing thru this section of the board lately...

Since there still isn't even a speck of credible or compelling evidence to support the existence of a god, the only intelligent, logical position, in my view, is to be an agnostic who leans atheist. I laugh (hard) at these jesus freaks who know, just know that their god exists...

jesus. fuckin'. christ.............................

"Glancing headers", eh. Well, Cam, there are some on here who claim you can do a hell of a lot more than sweaty headers with a rug glued to your skull. So why not go ahead a give it a shot...

Got no problem with the "9.46" dude either...

"5.62" looks about right for this dude, imo...

It's a big-***, diverse country, so there are all types of people here. But there's certainly no shortage of people who seem to have a higher opinion of themselves than is warranted in reality. Also, the obesity epidemic is really out of control, especially in certain states. As for chicks...

bear, my man ... good to see ya!!! But I must ask ... is it really worth all the trouble???.........................

Hell, most people in this country are too busy making love to their cheeseburgers, pizza, and fries. Many are so f*****g huge that it's probably physically impossible for them to have sex...