Recent content by TourdeForce24

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    83 year old douche

    I should tell you first of all that I am the manager of one of the many branches for a fairly prominent financial institution. We get all walks of life coming into our branches, and this 83 year old loser was from the worst variety. This old coot walks into the branch and asks for the manager...
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    Breaking down your life

    Have you guys ever tried to break down your life along the terms of your accomplishments, social status, professional status, and relationship status? When I examine my life closer and attempt to explain it in a concise paragraph or two, it sounds absolutely pathetic. TourdeForce24...
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    Jack Daniels in your shampoo works!

    I highly discourage other posters from taking Avodart. Good luck with your man boobs and limp dick.
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    Jack Daniels in your shampoo works!

    I added some Jack to my Garnier Fructis shampoo, and I must say it seriously feels great! All of my irritation went away, and I felt a beautiful tingling sensation, as if it were stimulating growth on my hair. My scalp felt like it did when I had no male pattern baldness. What a wonderful feeling!! I'll let...
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    Ten Years Gone

    I broke up with her, and it was the worst mistake I've ever made.
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    Ten Years Gone

    Then as it was, then again it will be Though the course may change sometimes Rivers always reach the sea Like stars of fortune Each has separate rays On the wings of maybe Down in birds of prey Kind of makes me feel sometimes I didn't have to grow But as the eagle leaves the nest He...
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    im gona do a hair transplant in 3 weeks probably

    Yeah it's a big joke until it happens to you. Karma is a b**ch, you worthless piece of sh*t.
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    I'm steadily giving up

    Just take a look at your avatar and then shut up.
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    I'm steadily giving up

    The world has already come down...... we are in the midst of a spiraling decline to oblivion.
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    I'm steadily giving up

    oh dear, dear me. having to live in a 24/7 society where you havent got the latest designer trainers or heard the new hot cd or got a full head of hair. you live in a consumer society whose values have got distorted by big business, ruled by self serving politicians and blonde bimbo temptresses...
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    I miss my Jen

    Jen, where are you? Please come back.......... That new guy you claim to love; you and I both know that we could never rekindle the kind of love we felt for each other with other people. It was a once in a lifetime affair. Please come back to me and we'll start over fresh. I miss you...
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    I'm steadily giving up

    As my Norwood recedes I have come to the conclusion that life in of itself is passing me by. Nothing about life stimulates me anymore, and I have no social interests in today's world. At my job my customers stare at my receding hair line, and I can see them smirking at me. I am a defeated man...
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    c*** Size

    I provide emotional insight and profound wisdom.
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    c*** Size

    This post is gayer than Jeffs' picture post of how his topless lover shaved his poodle, errrr, I mean head for him.
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    Girls/women just don't think of me in sexual terms

    Re: Man the f*** up This is actually defined as rape.
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