I know this sounds like some shitty advice but going to the gym really does help, it helps with mood, helps with people respecting you more because of your bigger muscles. It might also help you get laid more often as some women have a thing for bald jacked guys.
Just a thought, you should try...
Sorry, my sarcasm detector seems to be broken, just like my soul lul.
Anyways, I saw that you were willing to give instructions on how to get rid of acne marks and dark bags under the eye and stuff, can you help me with those?