A Curse And Yet A Blessing.the Pain Of Hair Loss And The Blissful Realization Of The Slaves We Are.

Dnpuntold

Member
Reaction score
25
Good evening and salutations my beloved hair loss community.
Prepare for a rant full of depressing ideas and bad english.

I'd like to touch on the idea mentioned in the title.
I'd like to get a short summary of the negative stuff that come with hair loss and touch a little on the subject of the actual positive things that come with it , if you can handle a bit of vague way of thinking that is.

Aah okay negatives .Well ,you see the negatives ,uh well ,we are pretty much fucked bros.I will not even include the blessed people who managed their hair loss in its early stages ,they are the ones that have it good, running around with thick nw2 or 3 ain't that bad.Not saying Androgenetic Alopecia cannot have a significant emotional effect on them but it is indeed less likely they find themselves in some of the situations higher norwoods stay.
Can you remember actually how f*****g many hairline or hair photos in general you have taken ?
Can you actually recall how much time you have literally waisted on your paranoia looking in every possible mirror while trying to hide the fact you are looking at your hairline.Because well you know we are man ,we shouldn't have insecurities , so lets just pretend were able to hide everything until we just boil up and turn into shadow of our once peaceful state of mind.Time wasted.

Humm okay what else .Oh yes the way society views bald people in general.Well this has been discussed over and over on the forums so I won't spend my already poor vocabulary on it.In general its bad okay? Pretty ducking negative for one reason or another.Generally negative image.

Okay since we touched a little on the subject of society lets go thru reproduction,yes ladies and gentlemen here we go with the most precious desire of almost every man on the forum,the mythic female specimen.
Well it's basically this,if you aren't Vin Diesel or the Rock you are generally gonna have a bad time,or at least a harder time .Getting yourself on the dating market can be nearly impossible for some less fortunate fellas.
Hard times.

Butbrtbtut enough for the negatives ,I'm sure I've missed some, but we know all of them painfully well and they have been discussed countless amount of times.
Lets talk about the good stuff,lets talk about the blessings ,lets talk about slavery.
Lets talk about the slaves that each and everyone is.Not "has become" ,"is" .Slaves not to our hair ,but to our emotions ,our broken frame of mind and our perception of the world and who and what we are in it..

To be continued
Sleepy as duck sorry
 

shookwun

Senior Member
Reaction score
6,093
On a positive note, don't have to worry about having unprotected sex, seeing how most prostitutes require men to use condoms.


Don't have to worry about spending lots of money at the bars, and clubs on the weekend. As most bald guys mention, they have grown out of the scene. :D


No more dating, and utilizing all your energy towards finding the right one. With the debut of virtual reality, most men can get off in the comfort, and privacy of there own home.

Productively increase your net worth, and farming abilities on the latest MMORPG.
 
D

DBW

Guest
I've probably taken oven 2000 photos of my hair in the past 2 years. No doubt.

Thanks for reminding me lol

This. There would be days when I would take up to 30 at a time. Every imaginable angle, lighting condition etc. In the height of my paranoia I had even starting sending the photos across to my (ex)girlfriend, demanding she evaluate my Norwood. When she refused I flew into an almighty rage and attacked her with a 15% solution of minoxidil. Unsurprisingly, she dumped me the next morning.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Top