bald stereotypes: which one do you like best?

[Captain Obvious]

Which one would you rather be?

Big Biker: slick bald, older, leather-clad, goateed, harley-davidson riding, whiskey drinking, tattood and pierced, badass

Fitness Nut: wears athletic gear, totally hairless body, six-pack abs, great health, clean lifestyle, ultra-modern apartment

Nerdy Professor: horse shoe bald with hair, bushy beard, thick glasses, buttoned down shirts, earth tones, intelligent, sensible

Old Geezer: white/greying combover, slow mover, liver spots, early dinner, early bedtime, incoherant, medications & doctors

Skinhead Punk: Neo-nazi, skinny, Dr Martens, heavy metal t-shirts, youthful energy, gun loving, militant

Nice Guy: Very high receeding hairline, middle class, professional, family oreiented, church goer

Sex Offender: Balding with pony tail, mug shots, tie-dye, homeless, stinky

Redneck Hillbilly: buzzed with stubble, camouflage, 10 kids, fat wife, deer hunter, construction worker, potty mouth


Did I miss any?

 

[slipy]

don't think i'd fit any stereotype. you know, imagine a really skinny skater kid wearing skate shoes, jeans and a hoodie. now take away the usual long hairstyle and you've got the future me. kind of a little kid with cancer look. i don't want to change how i dress and i don't care how ridiculous i will look. clothes are half of my identity, hair was the other.
right now im just a guy with long hair despite a receding hairline. http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000576 ... large.jpeg this guy does that too

 

[seb]

Id rather have hair and be "normal" looking as opposed to looking like a gimp.(all of the aforementioned stereotypes).

 

[s.a.f]

Theres not many actual bald guys on here.

 

[ghg]

"Skinhead punk: neo nazi"

Wtf? A little bit contradictory stereotype... you're either a punk/skin or you're a neo-nazi. You can't be both, punks are not nazis.

 

[seb]

You don't need to wear the right attire to be classed as a neo-nazi.Just walk around sly....trust me.

 

[seb]

Actually,the "old geezer" applies to me,apart from the combover....Im finished.

 

[uncomfortable man]

Good to know us bald guys have plenty of healthy choices. :roll:

 

[Islander]

Good to know us bald guys have plenty of healthy choices.

Aren't you a "Californian Artsy Guy"?

By the way, I wanted to add a picture to this post but it says: "Sorry, the board attachment quota has been reached." What the...?

 

[s.a.f]

Yeah that keeps happening to me too.

 

[s.a.f]

Which one would you rather be?

Big Biker: slick bald, older, leather-clad, goateed, harley-davidson riding, whiskey drinking, tattood and pierced, badass

Fitness Nut: wears athletic gear, totally hairless body, six-pack abs, great health, clean lifestyle, ultra-modern apartment

Nerdy Professor: horse shoe bald with hair, bushy beard, thick glasses, buttoned down shirts, earth tones, intelligent, sensible

Old Geezer: white/greying combover, slow mover, liver spots, early dinner, early bedtime, incoherant, medications & doctors

Skinhead Punk: Neo-nazi, skinny, Dr Martens, heavy metal t-shirts, youthful energy, gun loving, militant

Nice Guy: Very high receeding hairline, middle class, professional, family oreiented, church goer

Sex Offender: Balding with pony tail, mug shots, tie-dye, homeless, stinky

Redneck Hillbilly: buzzed with stubble, camouflage, 10 kids, fat wife, deer hunter, construction worker, potty mouth


Did I miss any?

Paranoid depressive recluse.

 

[seb]

Thanks SAF.

 

[slipy]

Id rather have hair and be "normal" looking as opposed to looking like a gimp.(all of the aforementioned stereotypes).

if given the chance would you sacrifice your height and build for hair?

 

[slipy]

does the sex offender needs to be smelly and homeless? i'd rather be well groomed and fresh rapist.

 

[kejan]

What about the serial hat wearer? He's not showing his balding bonce in public but the guys who never go out without their cap and refuse to take it off inside bars, cafes, restauraunts etc.

 

[ghg]

^Oh, you mean like... Hatprisoner91?

My brother is a good example of a hat-wearer. He's thinning like a mofo like me, and says it doesn't bother him but ever since knowing it he's been wearing hats A LOT more than he used to. He usually even wears a beanie in the bar the whole time. Keeps growing it long it, too... damn he's gonna break when he hasn't got anything on top and has to shave/buzz it low. Stupidest thing to do IMO if you're balding... to just grow it.

Anyway, I'm in the (or would like to be ) middle of fitness nut and a punk/rocker.

 

[Captain Obvious]

What about the serial hat wearer? He's not showing his balding bonce in public but the guys who never go out without their cap and refuse to take it off inside bars, cafes, restauraunts etc.

i considered stereotyping that guy too, but i prefered the characters on my list to be more romantic, if you will.

the serial hat wearer: married to his old ratty baseball cap, coupled with nondescript blue jeans and t-shirts with unremarkable prints, best friend is a dog, talks way too much about sports, drives a toyota pickup truck, listens to nickleback

 

[Captain Obvious]

Grungy Hipster: scraggly beard is longer than his hair, obligatory skinny jeans, short and wimpy, thick framed glasses, wears a fedora or newsboy cap, rides a bicycle, squeaky voice

 

[seb]

Id rather have hair and be "normal" looking as opposed to looking like a gimp.(all of the aforementioned stereotypes).

if given the chance would you sacrifice your height and build for hair?

My build is only the result of heavy lifting,I am naturally an ectomorph.Regarding my height,NO,nor should one have to,trade a positive trait,in order too obtain another(especially as hair is natural.EVERYBODY has hair,not everyone is over 6ft.

 

[ghg]

My build is only the result of heavy lifting,I am naturally an ectomorph.Regarding my height,NO,nor should one have to,trade a positive trait,in order too obtain another(especially as hair is natural.EVERYBODY has hair,not everyone is over 6ft.

Well that's not entirely true, is it?