requisite bald heroes thread

[Exodus2011]

I feel like **** of course about baldness a lot, but it's healthy every now and then to acknowledge the badass baldies out there. you can choose fictional baldies too if you want

my top 5 in no particular order (dont make me choose between muh brothas)

1. Mark Strong (hottie alpha baldie and awesome actor)
2. Stanley Tucci (awesome actor and very charismatic, also pretty hot)
3. Neil Strauss (say what you want but he put himself out there, is semi famous, and a new york times award winning writer. meh maybe i'm biased cuz he's jewish but **** it)
4. Dr. Phil (just thought of this one the other day. he TROLLS FULL HEADS AND WOMEN ALL DAY LONG. DREAM JOB FOR ANY NORWOOD)
5. Lex Luthor (badass character and i love his mad genius characterization. also surprisingly charming when i saw him on the marvel films)

now i'm looking for confidence/badassery. i also love MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN of tool, BILLY CORGAN of smashing pumpkins and MICHAEL STIPE of r.e.m. though, but theyre musicians and i can't see that smoldering charisma like i can with these guys. theyre still awesome tho, in their own ways

 

[CaptainForehead]

Partrick Stewart. The king of baldites.

 

[Exodus2011]

Partrick Stewart. The king of baldites.

aw ****! how'd i forget mista stewart!? epic ofc in star trek and in elder scrolls 4 oblivion. also does a great job as professor x

and it sucks no one posted here. i'm guessing cuz when you are only a norwood 2.5 you don't really look for bald heroes and motivators as you basically have full hair yourself

 

[Notcoolanymore]

2. Stanley Tucci (awesome actor and very charismatic, also pretty hot)

This guy has a daughter, I think her first name is Flower that is also in show business.

**DO NOT SEARCH FOR HER AT WORK**

 

[nyjrb]

Check out David de Lautour, good looking bloke.

What norwood his he btw...

 

[bilboswaggins]

he is like a norwood 3 max, clearly not a baldie. remove them pics before exodus has a hissy fit

 

[Wolf Pack]

What about Kojak in the 70s drama? Almost looks like pitbull 1.0.

 

[swingline747]

5. Lex Luthor (badass character and i love his mad genius characterization. also surprisingly charming when i saw him on the marvel films)

Lex Luther is DC (not Marvel) and hasnt been in any films since Super Man Return when Kevin Spacey played him, very poorly I might add.

 

[Exodus2011]

lol trollin *** notcoolanymore. i already knew flower tucci. i'm a p**rn veteran u cant get me with that lmao.

and lol yea kojak is classic

 

[Notcoolanymore]

HAHA at least you got it. And at least I put up a warning for the guys that may not have known who she is.

 

[justbrowsing21]

Kyle Seager of the Seattle Mariners.
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/514620071474233345/9bVzcfkv.jpeg

Fans worship him around here and I almost never hear anyone talk about his hair loss. Of course he's in a profession where he gets to wear a hat 24/7...

 

[wilson2]

The UFC fighter "Robbie Lawler" was my bald hero before i did treatments. He has full on shaved head in 2015 and pulls it off

 

[scorpiolove]

Antonio cesaro, from WWe wrestling, he's my hero,
the cesaro swing is one of the best moves in pro wrestling today.

 

[GoldenMane]

Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins, he has issues, but an amazing guitarist. He actually got really depressed while recording Siamese Dream, which is about the time he cut his hair short, he was probably heavily losing at the time. Next album he was shaved bald, but I think he looks good still. He'd look better with hair though.
Also Shavo from System of a Down and Nick Olvieri from QOTSA.
Gregg Graffin of Bad Religion is a musical hero, but he did not bald well. unlike the others

 

[cocoonacosmetic]

Jason statham is the best bald hero..

 

[bilboswaggins]

Floyd Mayweather!!!

he is a pussy who only knocks out women lol

 

[Giiizmo]

Would agent 47 from the "Hitman" series and Kratos from "God of War" count? Sure, they're fictional, but both do display bald badassery.

 

[tkster95]

I always though Mayweather was bald, but recently saw him sporting a full head of hair, I guess he just shaves it off.

Has anyone ever seen Torrente? That dude is legend.

 

[ben760]

Vin Diesel, of course.

vin diesel is not bald. he sports a buzz cut

Dwayne "the rock" johnson is bald

 

[Wolf Pack]

vin diesel is not bald. he sports a buzz cut

Dwayne "the rock" johnson is bald

They are viewed as bald though. I was playing an old pro evo game the other day with a few friends and randoms. One of the guys screamed slap head c*** at Zidane for losing possession. This is reality over here. Non balding people don't emphasise about "frame for face" or "some hair is better than none." You either visibly have hair or you don't and that's how they divide it in my experience, girls and boys.

Of course Vin Diesel pulls it off for the roles he does but I notice he doesn't have the same type of female following as say Paul Walker did.