You're all crazy. I had great hair up to like 27 years old so I pretty much lived option A, and I wouldn't trade those experiences for anything. Your golden years are before 30, that's when you have teen love, when you dream and don't care about anything, when you experience things for the first time and FEEL more. You sit under the stars with her and just feel the moment so intensely, how she brushes you hair with her hand and you're so sensitive because you actually have follicles.
Time takes that away from you, you stop wanting to lose time. You don't have that imagination anymore to do such things, you're not immune to being jaded. You want to spend those years a bald unloved freak? You won't nearly have the energy by the time you're 30 and start your old man supplement stack. What, you'll have a blonde 18yo on your lap because you'll be a sugar daddy? You never advanced that far in your career because nobody loved you. You chose WRONG, you LOSE