Wow so that's why Homer Simpson is bald

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And random women started hollering at him. I always imagined that a depressed bald man wrote it lol
I looked him up (Jon Vitti), he seems to have most of his hair, although I found a pic where he seems to have joined the just shave it bro route.
 

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The worst thing is that a lot of people honestly believe excessive faping causes hairfall

On r/nofap there's a lot of retards trying to prove that it stopped their baldness
It is curious though, that no one can explain why men are going bald so much earlier and aggressively even though we have medication to treat it. And by sheer coincidence, of course, that in the last 15 years young men have had access to high speed unlimited private porno machines.
 

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It is curious though, that no one can explain why men are going bald so much earlier and aggressively even though we have medication to treat it. And by sheer coincidence, of course, that in the last 15 years young men have had access to high speed unlimited private porno machines.
Is it even a widely accepted assertion that since the mid naughties men have been going bald earlier? Personally very much doubt it.
 

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Is it even a widely accepted assertion that since the mid naughties men have been going bald earlier? Personally very much doubt it.
Where is the evidence I always ask, and they will always say it is anecdotal. Unfortunately we dont have a real baseline to see how early did humans start to go bald throughout the whole history.
 

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It is curious though, that no one can explain why men are going bald so much earlier and aggressively even though we have medication to treat it. And by sheer coincidence, of course, that in the last 15 years young men have had access to high speed unlimited private porno machines.
Is it really proven that premature baldness is now more common than ever these days? There are historical figures whom have balded prematurely as well, like Vladimir Lenin, Otto von Bismarck, and Charles Darwin. There's also old actors like Sean Connery (RIP) whom reportedly started balding at 21, and Patrick Stewart whom went slick bald at 19 within only a year(!). I'm looking at historical photos and videos and there's tons of bald and balding guys there. I've also read of people back in the early 1900s freaking out and claiming that baldness is becoming more common.

I think the perception comes from the fact that we've become much more conscious about male pattern baldness in recent years, and that the population has increased ALOT this past century. In the year 1900 there were around 1.6 billion people globally, but now in 2021 there's almost 8 billion. That causes the total number of young balderers to go up, which makes them more visible, and that coupled with our self-conciousness makes us think that proportionally more people are balding than before.
 

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damn the simpsons makers are prolactin pilled. there is probably a BAY reference in there as well
 

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Is it really proven that premature baldness is now more common than ever these days? There are historical figures whom have balded prematurely as well, like Vladimir Lenin, Otto von Bismarck, and Charles Darwin. There's also old actors like Sean Connery (RIP) whom reportedly started balding at 21, and Patrick Stewart whom went slick bald at 19 within only a year(!). I'm looking at historical photos and videos and there's tons of bald and balding guys there. I've also read of people back in the early 1900s freaking out and claiming that baldness is becoming more common.

I think the perception comes from the fact that we've become much more conscious about male pattern baldness in recent years, and that the population has increased ALOT this past century. In the year 1900 there were around 1.6 billion people globally, but now in 2021 there's almost 8 billion. That causes the total number of young balderers to go up, which makes them more visible, and that coupled with our self-conciousness makes us think that proportionally more people are balding than before.
julius cesar was bald too. at a quite young age too. he was very self conciousness about it
 

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julius cesar was bald too. at a quite young age too. he was very self conciousness about it
Several Roman emperors were bald as was Napoleon, Eisenhower. The difference is that we are in a post-industrial society where the benefits of being "manlier" are pretty much zilch. Working in the mills and mines and on the docks and as a soldier, etc. were not "prettified" occupations. Between a husband who was bald but of large breadth and stature and a small man with hair, we can guess whom most farm wives would choose.

All of this garbage about more people being bald now is just spouted about without reference because misery loves company perhaps but Elisha the prophet in the Old Testament was bald and got teased about it so he summoned two she-bears to kill his tormentors. Strange that Elisha had the animal kingdom at his disposal but he couldn't restore his own hair. Talk about selective miracle powers but then again god is often portrayed as bald or balding so maybe he made that an exception to the "miracle" powers of the prophets.

All irrelevant to me, since I worship Goddess and She cares very much about the hair of those who adore Her.
 

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Several Roman emperors were bald as was Napoleon, Eisenhower. The difference is that we are in a post-industrial society where the benefits of being "manlier" are pretty much zilch. Working in the mills and mines and on the docks and as a soldier, etc. were not "prettified" occupations. Between a husband who was bald but of large breadth and stature and a small man with hair, we can guess whom most farm wives would choose.

All of this garbage about more people being bald now is just spouted about without reference because misery loves company perhaps but Elisha the prophet in the Old Testament was bald and got teased about it so he summoned two she-bears to kill his tormentors. Strange that Elisha had the animal kingdom at his disposal but he couldn't restore his own hair. Talk about selective miracle powers but then again god is often portrayed as bald or balding so maybe he made that an exception to the "miracle" powers of the prophets.

All irrelevant to me, since I worship Goddess and She cares very much about the hair of those who adore Her.
I would consider balding, genetic hairloss, as a genetic defect of the x-chromosome, the overexpressed AR and other things etc...

And god's will is to make human perfect again, as they were before, according to the bible.

All kinda funny and suspicious lol
 

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I would consider balding, genetic hairloss, as a genetic defect of the x-chromosome, the overexpressed AR and other things etc...

And god's will is to make human perfect again, as they were before, according to the bible.

All kinda funny and suspicious lol
We can't tell whether or not Adam was bald or even whether he became bald after consuming the forbidden fruit. The other thing as per George Costanza is that hats used to be semi-formal attire when outdoors which meant that bald men were often not apparent under a hat or a wig and very few bald folks like to have a portrait made or picture taken that references baldness. Thus we might see mostly men with hair pictorially.

Some racial groups appear to have little or no difference in terms of men and women balding until they mix genes with people of Indo-European or Semitic stock and it starts cropping up. In this scenario, if the baldness gene is particularly strong, gene mixture might only propel it forward instead of watering it down but I don't know if studies have been done. One of my best friends is half-white and half of Japanese stock so we could ask ourselves whether he has half as much of a proclivity to baldness or whether it is more like a quarter or an eighth. Because the genes for baldness are apparently quite complicated in terms of expression, I am not sure if we know except via large-scale attempts at counting incidences of baldness.
 
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