Recent content by BinguBoy

just took a shower and saw a few strands fall onto the ground as i dried my hair. "the war will be over soon, men"

4. more. days.

i had a dream too, i was for some reason fighting bulma from dragonball, and for some reason she had a dirty attack where she pinned me down and attempted to drool on me with acid. i was doing some sick maneuvers where my thick strands of hair grown back by the Lord's lotion defended me with...

im never smoking or drinking again if kami brotzu saves my ***. if i ever get temped ill just run my hand thru my hair to get a quick reminder that you dont need to be intoxicated to live a happy life, you just need hair. kkkkkkkkkkkkk

lol y'all arguing about something that will all be irrelevant in 5 days. IT'S f*****g BROTZU TIME BOYS!!!!!!!1!1!!

... i have sinned, ill bath in his c*m for forgiveness

lol brotzu's deadbeat son can spit on me, the king himself may jizz on my head though ON A SERIOUS NOTE LADS, OMGGGG ITS NOW GONNA BE WITHIN A WEEEEEEEEEEK UNTIL THE ANNOUNCEMENT. I CANNOT WAIT. I SHALL OVEN ROAST ANOTHER PRIME RIB TO CELEBRATE

oh my goodness been a couple of days since i checked thread. 10 days until someone tells me how long until the god lotion descends upon us. i cannot wait. i will eat prime rib to celebrate now. good day brotzu thread

lol keep fighting guys... entertain me while i wait for my holy water order to come in to be placed beside my brotzu shrine. currently looking for a shrine worthy photo of brotzu that is of the quality of the worshipping photos of kim jong il or mao zedong... might have to go get a freelancer to...

holy sh*t, he has a family dude... at least let him experience the god lotion and have his family enjoy his sexy new hair before sending him to the shadow realm

who cares if it takes half a year more. im ready for my life to be changed by lord brotzu. i will prepare a shrine with a picture of brotzu and it will be the dedicated place of where ill be rubbing the lotion of the gods for the rest of my life.

im never drinking alchohol again if this lotion stops me from looking like the one punch man

i pity the trolls, wasting time being conspiracy theorists on something that god's about to descend upon us. oh how i pity them, they will be so embarrassed begging for forgiveness under the feet of lord brotzu with beps69 on the side smiling at them. might as well spend that time reading real...

hello everyone, i am ready for my asian hair to return to its former glory of lookin THICK, SMOOTH, and BLACK. i have already decided it's brotzu or fuk it. been off the finny for over a week now and honestly busting a nut really feels like i BUSTED a nut. you know wut im talkin about. im...

hello brotzu thread, binguboy checking in again, just wanted to let u all know when brotzu saves me i will change my last name to brotzu. my son will be named Giovanni... daughter too. imagine when the teacher calls my son/daughters name "Giovanni Brotzu" and sees an asian boy/girl (or happa i...