Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

[Japnicks India]

Real talk, if this stuff works great for me then I'm naming my next long lived pet Brotzu. Maybe an eventual kids middle name since I'm not going to be in the position to have one rocking my ill fated NWbad.
If its just ok, I'm naming the next fish I get Brotzu. Thanks for trying.
If it's a full blown scam, I'm going to pay a pilot to drag a flag with "Brotzu taught me to hope, just so he could watch me suffer once I lost it." Over Fidia headquarters. A second smaller one with, "Fidia smells." after it.

People here have better plans than you do if brotion fails.

 

[wc5269]

And, I'm sure, your 5.4 posts a day jumping on anyone who shows the faintest strain of weariness at the perpetual effluence of false leads is in no way meant to compensate for your own mental instability. Also, @Johnnyyy, I dealt with your petulant outbursts enough in my past life, so I don't propose to spend too much on you this time around.

I'll take "how to sound like a pretentious freshman at a second tier liberal arts school" for 500, Alex.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

You're one of my favorite contributors in the impact section, but I think we both hope you're wrong here. If the lotion is indeed a scam I will seriously have to consider trying dutasteride at 20 years old. What a joke

Of course I hope I'm wrong. Until I see concrete evidence of this lotion being effective for male pattern baldness and an official release date, I'm gonna remain pessimistic.

 

[Sam1]

Did someone say Beps is a troll?

 

[Jimm]

I see you @br1 @hanginginthewire and @Dontwannabeabetabob like almost every single comment that states that either Brotzu must be a scam or just doesn't work. I just don't get why you guys are here more than 90% of other members if you guys really think this is a scam unless you guys want to be comforted. Unemployment must be a b**ch.

I have the highest hopes that it works, and I've had my eye on it since its inceptive stages with the highest expectations. If you've any idea how these things work, you wouldn't continue to be so afflicted by a few people on a forum expressing certain reservations regarding this product's future prospects. And fret not, young Samantha, no matter how insufferable the dissenting admonishments to divest your warmhearted hopes and wet dreams may seem, none of that has any pull whatsoever on how things turn out in the end.

And I'm glad you saved your cunning for the last line of your post, as I made it through the important bits without being slackened by the brutality of your wit.

 

[Jimm]

I'll take "how to sound like a pretentious freshman at a second tier liberal arts school" for 500, Alex.

Don't worry, having to refer to a dictionary isn't the primary reason you're a plebeian.

 

[Jimm]

I'll take "how to sound like a pretentious freshman at a second tier liberal arts school" for 500, Alex.

Also, it's 'second-tier'. Gotta remember that hyphen! But don't worry, I'll help you as we go along.

 

[hanginginthewire]

Of course I hope I'm wrong. Until I see concrete evidence of this lotion being effective for male pattern baldness and an official release date, I'm gonna remain pessimistic.

Exactly.

 

[Jimm]

I see you @br1 @hanginginthewire and @Dontwannabeabetabob like almost every single comment that states that either Brotzu must be a scam or just doesn't work. I just don't get why you guys are here more than 90% of other members if you guys really think this is a scam unless you guys want to be comforted. Unemployment must be a b**ch.

Sorry, I still have one more issue to take with this.

You do realize that you have more posts per day, on average, than all the people you just claimed have too much time on their hands? C’mon, Smalls, get it together.

 

[DVXYZ]

 

[Bitless]

Guys it’s already April! Less than 2 weekssss

 

[wc5269]

Also, it's 'second-tier'. Gotta remember that hyphen! But don't worry, I'll help you as we go along.

Yikes. Next-level autism.

 

[kawnshawn]

I don't see why people are going crazy over something that's been known for a while now. The trial posted was back in 2014 when Brotzu first tested it, not the one FIDIA conducted. 7thsense has brought it up before. It's good to be optimistic, which I am, but some of you guys need to be realistic. I'm getting the feeling that some people are expecting full blown miracles like a nw5 to nw2 with crazy thickness. Its best to stay hopeful but grounded. Last thing we need is the woe is me/angry post when it might not live up to some people's ridiculous expectations.

 

[Jimm]

I don't see why people are going crazy over something that's been known for a while now. The trial posted was back in 2014 when Brotzu first tested it, not the one FIDIA conducted. 7thsense has brought it up before. It's good to be optimistic, which I am, but some of you guys need to be realistic. I'm getting the feeling that some people are expecting full blown miracles like a nw5 to nw2 with crazy thickness. Its best to stay hopeful but grounded. Last thing we need is the woe is me/angry post when it might not live up to some people's ridiculous expectations.

Holy Naples, you better believe some people are in for a reckoning if things turn out bitterly. That's what optimism gets you in these parts.

 

[Jimm]

Yikes. Next-level autism.

Good one. You got me.

 

[Pavi]

I have no idea what’s going on in this thread lol I took a week off and there are like 382735689 responses

 

[BinguBoy]

lol keep fighting guys... entertain me while i wait for my holy water order to come in to be placed beside my brotzu shrine. currently looking for a shrine worthy photo of brotzu that is of the quality of the worshipping photos of kim jong il or mao zedong... might have to go get a freelancer to draw that.

 

[Bitless]

lol keep fighting guys... entertain me while i wait for my holy water order to come in to be placed beside my brotzu shrine. currently looking for a shrine worthy photo of brotzu that is of the quality of the worshipping photos of kim jong il or mao zedong... might have to go get a freelancer to draw that.

Why don’t you pray xijin ping to lose all of his hair and he wants them back. If that happens in 3-4 yrs we will get our hair back

 

[soo]

I have no idea what’s going on in this thread lol I took a week off and there are like 382735689 responses

Jonnyyy came in, that's why. But it's funny though

 

[MasterTroll]

2018 is year hairs loss are cured ?! I think Yes my friend ..