I am just a loser in terms of the girls department, but after hairloss, BAM! My confidence went straight to the drain and since then I became a person with VERY low self-esteem. I became a moody person, always sad but not all of the time. Life is really tough for us.
In that case you should opt for a tapered buzzcut in which the sides and the back has a lower guard than the top, like a 1 on the sides and 1.5 on top and so on.
It seems hilarious but I really pity the guy. I hope he can come into his senses and shave the remaining hairs and just resort into a hat or something.