2003's Funniest Posts

[tomsmith]

As we wind up the year I thought it would be fun to share my favourite posts with everyone. Feel free to add your own.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

anyone noticed a eyebrow and eyelid shed while on Propecia ?

Man, I must be getting paranoid !

As soon as I started Propecia I noticed a very heavy nose hair shed. :smoke:

Hello Everyone,

The questions are...Does Marmite placed on your head create hair growth?
If so..any special way to do this?

Answers by tomorrow plse.....Do read and leave answers ASAP
Thankyou

Levy

Excellent. I will answer tomorrow.

Had to include some classic ded prez:

Dont be rascist and not answer me black peeps need hair help too. and i dont care if they look good wit shaved heads.

typical

What is a WIT? Clearly he has none, so he must be referring to something else! :laugh:

You can always spot a ded prez post:

YO SON NO WHITES ALLOWED
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
fat people got nice hair.

Once someone reveals themselves to BruceLee, it's game over:

heil hitler!

Well, you finally reveal yourself!

Gutless wonder!

:moon:

I don't care about readership numbers,I write fast, and make original points .They fall to the ground unchallenged.Bruce,you did it again,just like your friends.Thanks for proving my point that you make no points.
Why don't you just go around everywhere correcting everybody.If you wrote something other than corny one liners about spelling maybee you would make mistakes too.
Hey wise guy,why don't you look at the content instead of being a spelling teacher?.It must be fun to be a great speller like you,wow that is so important.Gosh you can really go far in life not having the ability to win any arguments.Not having one original thought to scribble down.But boy you can spell!
You know where you can put your spelling comments? I will glad to show you in person.Why don't you pm me? Let me know how I can arrange that. :evil:

You continue to reveal yourself.

BruceLee takes on all comers worldwide!:

hope son you dont know me aight and i seen some real sh*t ova my life that you wouldnt know a fuckin thing about so shut the f*** up little boy.and if you wanna step to me on a personal level and live near mass lemme know and ill show you who the real wigger be aight.

I will be in Boston on 7/19. Come anytime, anyplace, but leave your weapons and home boys home. Just bring you natural body and we will see how tough you are besides the talking.

Here is a hint sonny, look at my avatar.

:rockon:

Bombscience bares his soul:

I lost my left nut because I am taking Propecia.

Sex is 10 times better for me, because now that I have boobs, my girlfriend really likes it.


(she's bi for anyone who didn't know)

Stabber confirms the awful truth:

most guys grow their tits 4-8 months while on propecia. I would imagine it would be the same for you

And finally, newbies beware!:

How do you keep minoxidil from dripping down your forehead when applying it to the hairline? I estimate I lose about 250 ul per ml from this so I use a total of 2 ml to the hairline and crown.

Drop it on, rub it in..repeat. 250uL huh?

Geek.

I have a sink that is filled with PG-free minoxidil to the brim that I just keep dipping my head into when i feel like it. I often feel like i loose 10000000ul this way.

 

[Bob Booley]

what, no BOOLEY material in this? come on now, i had some good, tasteless humor going on up in this b*tch

 

[hopewas]

the guy who made this thread has a sh*t sense of humor

 

[Healthy Nick]

Talk about Bruce Lee asskissing session.

 

[Hairybush1]

BAH! HUMBUG!!!!!!!

 

[Bob Booley]

the first thing i thought of was something like David Letterman- Top 10 sort of thing.

Where he got all his quotes from this forum is beyond me- unless he spent his entire friday night searching through these forums, looking for his top 10 funny posts

anyhow, BOOLEY came up with the funniest sh*t this year, tomsmith just overlooked him

 

[Guest]

Sting, Troymaclure need to be in funniest posts.

Some of Redbones too.

 

[unknown]

ded prez was hilarious

 

[fuzbucket]

that made me laugh...... thx b...... merry xmas 2 u

 

[Axon]

How in the f*** can you leave me out of a funniest post thread?

 

[Trilidon]

I think Redbones Penis talk should be up there.

 

[shivs]

YOu got way too much time on your hands dude rock on! :yeah:

 

[Redbone]

Penis? Only if you are running a wide screen Trilodon? by the way I hear you have the Irish curse!!! :freaked2: i.e. a microscopic prick-

There is nothing funny about male pattern baldness-

Thanks for the compliment Bruce

 

[Trilidon]

here we go again =P

 

[Redbone]

My penis? Come on lets start the new year off with a new attitude.

 

[tomsmith]

Wish I'd never posted the bloody thing now...

 

[Stingray]

8=====================================D

 

[Trilidon]

happy holidays redbone and everyone else on the board =P

 

[The Gardener]

Pleeease. When it comes to dicks, it is all about the Gardenerprong.

There was one time I was working out in the garden and it kind of fell out and smashed a whole row of daisies. Oh, then again the time when I was enjoying a little walk in my garden in the buff and was suddenly surprised by a noise from the bushes, I thought someone might have been watching me. I swung around kind of quickly (reflex response) and my dick toppled over a fairly mature ficus tree.

It got so big that I can no longer wear my fav pair of shorts while working in the garden, my 20-year old super tight and super high cut denim cutoffs, because it would fall out the sides of the shorts, out of the tattered slits up the side of my legs. And even when I wear cargo shorts I have to make sure to wear tighty whitey undies to keep ol gardenerprong from making an appearance down the side of my legs... peeping out the bottom of my cargo shorts like a little turtle head. When I had a nice stiffy I was actually able to use it to put the star on the top of my christmas tree.

 

[HairFreak]

Hey Axon, how the hell did u put so big avatar?