83 year old douche

[TourdeForce24]

I should tell you first of all that I am the manager of one of the many branches for a fairly prominent financial institution. We get all walks of life coming into our branches, and this 83 year old loser was from the worst variety. This old coot walks into the branch and asks for the manager immediately; no one of lesser importance would do for someone of his stature. So of course I have to listen to this guy's sob story about how he is $50,000 dollars in debt through no fault of his own, how his only possession of any value in life is a mobile home worth $1000, and that the only reason he is in debt is because companies like mine "gave it to him." He's not man enough to admit that he himself was responsible, but that is another matter. So I am sitting there wasting my time with this guy, and he starts asking me questions like when I graduated from college, how old I am, how I got to be manager at such a young age, etc.

All of a sudden he blurts out, "It looks like your brains are eating your hair." I just stared at him coldly, and I replied, "What do you mean by that?" (knowing full well what he did).

He says, "You are losing your hair at 25," and he starts to smirk as he pulls off his cap to reveal a perfect hairline and says, "I'm 83 and I have more hair than you." And he just continues to look at me and smile, as if he was so proud of himself for finding something that he had over me.

I wanted to say to him that my first car was worth more than his home, but my professionalism took over. I just ignored the bastard. But I must admit that it never felt so good telling someone that I couldn't help them. But the fact remains is that the experience did affect me. I can't get the thought of what he said out of my head, and I realize that he did have something extremely important over me. If this old geezer notices it, what must women see when they look at me, especially women my own age?

I'm sick of people looking at my hairline when they talk to me. I'm just tired of having to deal with this type of bull- especially from losers like this guy. It seems like no matter what I accomplish with my life, hairloss will always keep me one peg down from the next guy. I get the feeling that I'm going to be alone for a long time. . . .

 

[DammitLetMeIn]

lol he doesn't have anything on you in the modern world

you got the money, the respect and prolly countless women if you bothered goin up to them

he's 83 with a load of debt and made not very much out of his life.

you're in the prime position.

 

[JayB]

perhaps you should have pulled down your pants and held your dick in one hand, and express to him that your penis is bigger than his.

that is, unless his dick dwarfs yours, which in that case means according to the rules manliness, he now has TWO of the most important features to a man over you. lol

 

[Cassin]

classless

 

[michael barry]

Cassin',

I bet that old fart wouldn't said that to El Guapo (Bas Rutten) or his hair would have been sweeping the floor (LOL).



Ive noted that some "losers" who keep their hair, kinda lord it over everyone by growing down to their *** and putting in a ponytail (especially lower class people). Its like "this is the only thing I have going for me, so Im going to super emphasize it" along with my tatoos, chained up wallet, leather-metal-studded wrist band, and earrings.


Banker dude, buzz it nice neat and short bro'. Use the proven stuff that works. Someday we will have cloning or another cure and you can laugh at that ol' drunk.

 

[Cassin]

michael

Damn good eye! Have you been following the Gary Millen and Bas drama?

 

[barcafan]

lol... 83 with a perfect hairline is something to brag about. Did you check for signs of crown thinning?

 

[hairwegoagain]

Sorry man, but your story was damn funny to read!

If you're the manager of a bank branch, I wouldn't say you're "one peg down" from the average man. Several pegs up, I'd say...unless, of course, you're with Bank of America or Washington Mutual, in which case I spit on your thinning head.

 

[DammitLetMeIn]

lol... 83 with a perfect hairline is something to brag about. Did you check for signs of crown thinning?

lmaooooooooo! :lol: :lol:

I woulda too! I'd have been asking him about his diet, his maternal grandfather... all that sh*t

 

[Captain Obvious]

Great story :lol:

Nobody cares what old people say anyway. It's not like you guys have the same circle of friends. But it does serve as a reminder that people are thinking it but most have the decency not to comment. I would have been shocked at such a comment though.

 

[barcafan]

If it's any consolation his prostate has probably gone to sh*t. you should have laughed at him for that.

 

[goata007]

TourdeForce24, Norwood?

 

[michael barry]

Cassin',

I just googled Bas and Gary (Jerry). I think its a good idea for x-fighters to do the commentary. There are enough of them around by now as the sport has been around for a while. Don Frye, Dan Severn, Shamrock, and the older guys who are out of it or not in it full time. Not Tank Abbot though...............the likeable old timers. Bas does a great job in my opinion. I dont get to see much UFC, but when I do and Bas is speaking, he can explain what is going on and why the fighters are attempting this or that move and what they hope to accomplish "two moves ahead" etc. He really knows his stuff.

In the future (many years in the future, because he's young) Tito Ortiz, because he speaks very well, would probably be good at commentary, regardless of how some feel about the guy (I dont like the thing with the T-shirts, but other than that he's alright).





24-guy...................
I thought about that old coot with the full head of hair and what he said to you. Damn......................Id be seething too. Thats the one thing that old jerk has going for him. I wish you would have told him "yeah, Im balding, but you are broke-ing..............and since the babes like money, soon I'll be fuccking. I dont think they will want to be fuccking your grey-*** hair!!!!" Buzz it bro'. A nice, smooth head (even if its shaved) beats a bunch of old grey wirey hair anyday. Get a goatee, get pumped up, make lots of dough, drive a sexy car............................and you'll find a good gal who will be attracted to your competence, confidence, and success.

And that old coot, if he's not dead, will still be in his one thousand dollar dump trailer, drunk

 

[Guest]

Guys, not to pull a ronaldkia or anything, but I have noticed a pattern which I'm sure has no statistical significance. I 'm pretty good at spotting what economic class people are from in my community by how they dress and appear. It seems to me like a larger percentage of lower and middle class men have NW1s(thick heads of hair) than do people in the upper middle and upper classes. Now obviously this is a small sample size but isn't that interesting?

At least from my experience, it shows that lack of hair doesn't hold the best people back from succeeding. Cheney(Satan though he may be) is bald, the Treasury Secretary is, the Fed Reserve chairman is, Giuliani is, McCain is. All these upper class people are slick bald.

Now I know that there's no real correlation here and i'm just messing around, but I have found in places I frequent that the people dressed in mechanics and welder's outfits to tend to have better heads of hair on average than the people wearing suits and ties.

 

[s.a.f]

This post kinda sums up what it is we really hate about going bald.
I too have been there having some overweight graying old fart commenting (usually very publicly) about how his hair is better than mine despite being 20+ yrs older.
Its as if they know that they are physicly spent but want to tell the world that their genes are good. Really they're just pissed because their youth is gone while you still have yours.
Tourdeforce, you should have just pointed out to the old bastard that he does'nt need to worry about money because he will be dead very soon and out of the two of you only you are likely to ever get laid again by some hot young pussy while his best hope is a packet of v**** and some wrinkly old white haired granny.

 

[s.a.f]

Guys, not to pull a ronaldkia or anything, but I have noticed a pattern which I'm sure has no statistical significance. I 'm pretty good at spotting what economic class people are from in my community by how they dress and appear. It seems to me like a larger percentage of lower and middle class men have NW1s(thick heads of hair) than do people in the upper middle and upper classes. Now obviously this is a small sample size but isn't that interesting?

At least from my experience, it shows that lack of hair doesn't hold the best people back from succeeding. Cheney(Satan though he may be) is bald, the Treasury Secretary is, the Fed Reserve chairman is, Giuliani is, McCain is. All these upper class people are slick bald.

Now I know that there's no real correlation here and i'm just messing around, but I have found in places I frequent that the people dressed in mechanics and welder's outfits to tend to have better heads of hair on average than the people wearing suits and ties.

This guy was 83 yrs old and in serious debt right?
Well also not wanting to pull a Ronaldkia I have kinda noticed how on average a higher percentage of balding/bald guys have been the ones to concentrate on their future financial security savings, pensions ect whilst most guys with flashy hair just piss all their money away, take out huge loans/overdrafts and never think about their future financial status.
Just an observation.

 

[EasyEd]

That story was pretty entertaining, but that old guy sounds like a dick. If I were you, I wouldn't be too paranoid about the fact that he noticed it. If this guy is 83 and has a perfect hairline, then he probably knows this is a rare thing and uses it as a weapon as it's probably the only thing he has. I'm sure he would substitute that hairline to be out of debt and not just have an RV. I've been around some older folks like that who will only talk to a manager and are so ignorant in believing that nobody can help them and they're smarter than the world...pisses me off.

Anyway, like I said, don't think too far into it. He's 83 so almost all of the guys he knows his own age are bald or balding so he knows how rare his case is...which is why he probably looks at people's hairlines and makes comments on them.

 

[Guest]

At least from my experience, it shows that lack of hair doesn't hold the best people back from succeeding. Cheney(Satan though he may be) is bald, the Treasury Secretary is, the Fed Reserve chairman is, Giuliani is, McCain is. All these upper class people are slick bald.

Now I know that there's no real correlation here and i'm just messing around, but I have found in places I frequent that the people dressed in mechanics and welder's outfits to tend to have better heads of hair on average than the people wearing suits and ties.

Yes, but look at George Bush, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, John Kerry, Ronald Reagon. They are all rish and have lots of hair.

 

[DammitLetMeIn]

Tourdeforce, you should have just pointed out to the old bastard that he does'nt need to worry about money because he will be dead very soon and out of the two of you only you are likely to ever get laid again by some hot young pussy while his best hope is a packet of v**** and some wrinkly old white haired granny.

lmfao

that actually made me LOL...classic :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[abcdefg]

That guy is perfect evidence to throw at hair loss doctors with there mature hairline crap. Norwood 7 are just hairlines that matured a little more its not balding its just part of getting older. I mean a little hairline maturing is something thats just unavoidable so Norwood 7s can feel better knowing they just have extra matured hairlines.