And God Said .. Maketh Mans Hair Fall To The Ground

[Runninghair]

Thought this would be an interesting question. Disclaimer - i am not in anyway religious.

Are any of you guys religious and if so what feelings do you have regarding hairloss? Resentment etc

As the bible says god made man in his image.. And god makes everything happen etc.

 

[Dante92]

"And He shall smite the fullheads and plunge their hair into the fiery pit".

 

[whatevr]

Isn't it a common saying among religious folk that God gives everyone a test of faith in their life?

Perhaps baldness is such a test.

 

[Runninghair]

you dont see many pics of jesus with recession

 

[Dench57]

My favourite quote (this is actually in the Bible - 2 Kings 2:23-24)

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. ‘Go on up, you baldhead!’ they said. ‘Go on up, you baldhead!’ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths

 

[Bobster231]

My favourite quote (this is actually in the Bible - 2 Kings 2:23-24)

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. ‘Go on up, you baldhead!’ they said. ‘Go on up, you baldhead!’ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths

I wish bears would maul all the Norwood 1's.


Everybody should be bald. Imagine if humans never had hair? Or never grew hair?

 

[Marky]

Thought this would be an interesting question. Disclaimer - i am not in anyway religious.

Are any of you guys religious and if so what feelings do you have regarding hairloss? Resentment etc

As the bible says god made man in his image.. And god makes everything happen etc.

I am "religious" and have pondered this. I agree, what the heck God - why at such a young age? My folks are also what you would call religious and when I throw this topic at them they have the same response as we often here - who cares it's just hair.

Only thing I can think of is we live in a broken fallen world - $hit happens. There is a quote in the Bible along the lines of God knew you even in the womb and numbered the hairs on your head. Nice to know he gave it to us but why did it have to fall out just like that.

Anywho here is a prayer you can say while lathering, rinsing and repeating with your shampoo in the shower:

From the crown of my head to the soul of my feet
In the name of Jesus Christ I command all hair follicles on my head
to produce healthy unhindered hair as was designed by God
So that I may have a full head of hair all the days of my life for the greater glory of God
I am blessed and not cursed, and any blessing by God is stronger than any curse.

Got this from an anonymous online several years ago and it seems to be working. Hope you get the same results. Off course you still have to keep up with your regimen, I think - unless someone wants to try going cold turkey and see how they do with just the prayer.

 

[GoldenMane]

give me the crown of thorns anyday

I would prefer my recession to a crown of thorns.

e m

 

[GoldenMane]

My favourite quote (this is actually in the Bible - 2 Kings 2:23-24)

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. ‘Go on up, you baldhead!’ they said. ‘Go on up, you baldhead!’ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths

Brilliant! Comedy gold!

 

[Jimbo5]

jesus, Marky...

 

[Roberto_72]

The real question here is:
Has any user sold the soul to the devil to regrow hair?
I guess he would have later abandoned the forum

 

[whatevr]

The real question here is:
Has any user sold the soul to the devil to regrow hair?
I guess he would have later abandoned the forum

Oh my god. I had such a dream last night.

I had to make a pact with the devil where he took my soul in exchange for a special lotion that would regrow all my hair back to a NW1.
The only condition was that I had to keep the ingredients a secret and never share the cure with anyone, or he would kill me.
I thought that was really messed up, but still took the offer. That is the first time I've dreamed about hair loss.

 

[EvilLocks]

The real question here is:
Has any user sold the soul to the devil to regrow hair?

If it was possible, I might just do it.

 

[Roberto_72]

If it was possible, I might just do it.

Oh my god. I had such a dream last night.

I had to make a pact with the devil where he took my soul in exchange for a special lotion that would regrow all my hair back to a NW1.
The only condition was that I had to keep the ingredients a secret and never share the cure with anyone, or he would kill me.
I thought that was really messed up, but still took the offer. That is the first time I've dreamed about hair loss.

To be honest I think it could be a good solution.
I am just a bit worried by the side effects in the long term

 

[Cue Bald]

you know, i doubt Christianity would have taken off if Jesus was portrayed as a short, fat NW6 jew, rather than a tall NW1

 

[Bobster231]

f*** this world. f*** this life. f*** hairloss. f*** everything.

 

[Bobster231]

Life seems f*****g pointless if you are NOT confident in who you are.

Hairloss is exactly the same as losing a limb.

Humans were NOT meant to lose their hair. Humans were meant to have gradual thinning and greying as the years gone on and we age. Baldness is a genetic defect.

I completely understand the idea behind Eugenics now. Eliminating the inferior gene pool.