anyone else pissed off the Mayans were wrong?

ugly short bald man

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i was kinda looking forward to our planet being disintegrated by some asteroid or something, that way my death comes naturally and all other guys with hair get wiped off the map as well. instead, im sitting here in my ****ty, roach infested apartment on new years eve researching high end rice cookers because im too ugly to have anyone invite me anywhere for new years eve.
 

Quantum Cat

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balding is the worst affliction it's possible for a man to have, so yes the end of the world would have provided some comfort
 

CaptainForehead

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i was kinda looking forward to our planet being disintegrated by some asteroid or something, that way my death comes naturally and all other guys with hair get wiped off the map as well.

You are forgetting that us other baldies (who do not want to die), and children etc would also have been killed.

A big F you to you for wishing my demise.
 

HairPieceMan

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ugly short bald man how short are you.

i am 5 4.5 barefoot (164cm)

no doubt your 5 7
 

ugly short bald man

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actually i am 5'3

i wish my mom had hooked up with a tall, athletic, successful man with a full head of hair instead of my genetic train wreck father. i blame my hairloss, looks and height on HIM as everyone on my mothers side looks like a model, tall and no balding.
 

CaptainForehead

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How did your dad pull off your mom?
 

HairPieceMan

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really 5 3, wow that IS rough.

who the **** cares about my dad and my mum, there was a good 7 " between them anyway, he was not balding.

sorry captain forehead, i don't know if that was directed at me or the other poster.
 

Exodus2011

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hair loss sucks fukin c*** but come on man, its not the WORST affliction out there. its worse than most things but its not the WORST

and i seriously doubt ur too ugly to make friends. i cud care less about my male friend's looks
 

slipy

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i shat in my pants on new years eve.

indication on what the whole new year is going to be like?
 

Ori83

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yeah, i wish the world would end, not because of hair loss though, because i think most humans nowadays are ****, and actualy many deserve to die.....

if i could choose how humanity would end, id have to pick:

boiled in hot steaming water..... "big bang" is too quick, i wanna enjoy the sufferings of some!! :D ;P
 

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hairplz

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I wish everyone was dead.

The guy you posted resu - incel for life. I bet he never even had a gf. That's why he has to resort to idiotic hobbies like dog parades. I would have just mercy killed myself if I was him. Look at that beta smile, so pathetic. The guy is clueless in what sh!t position he is in.
 

resu

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Not a bad guess but subtract 10 years, he's 22.

He's an actor:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0493037/

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Balding does age you, I don't think anyone can at least deny that.

Also not trying to diss this guy because I know what I look like... but there's something weird about these have been child actors, that guy from Malcom in the Middle, Home Alone, it's like they gave them something so they didn't grow and lose the cute factor which was their selling point, this way they could exploit them for years. Who's they is up to guess, their agents, parents, studios...
 
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hairplz

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Holy damn, what kind of a freak actor is that. Comic relief, that's what. Well...at least he has nice eyes. Otherwise:
SKIN: INCEL
MOUTH: INCEL
NASAL-to-UPPER-LIP-DISTANCE: INCEL
CHIN: INCEL
BODYFAT: INCEL
JAW: INCEL INCEL INCEL
 
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