Balding guys just cant catch breaks

[JayB]

So i was listening to howard stern and they had some girl on there who was really into fat guys like artie lange. So this girl says that Artie is the only good looking heavy guy on the show..

upon hearing this, Gangi (someone who works on the show) comes into the room and wants to know why she thinks that hes ugly. Apparently, he has confidence eventhough he has like no hair...

The girl says flat out hes unattractive and then says to him "look at you, youre balding and your goatee ...it looks ridiculous face it.."

Of course Gangi comes back with an insult about her "pale" complexion. Wow, good one. And to this she goes "Please, im better than any girl that you can ever get"...And Gangi is left with little childish comments like "Yea right, you wish"

Such the life of a balding guy. The only strike against him because he would prob be a decent looking fellow if it wasnt for the lack of hair..but that girl just blasted on the flaw and was confident in saying he wishes that he could get her...She believed it too, as all girls do regardless of if their fat or ugly...they know any balding guy would be happy to just have sex with a member of the opposite sex. What a confidence booster for women to say to themselves "well a bald guy would still do me" and then move on

 

[spinner2]

I catch breaks nonstop.

 

[Guest]

Ok.

 

[Guest]

Yo JayB,

Don't be so crass,

My Norwood 7 homies get so much ***.

They rubs they horseshoes on the clit-o-ris,

While Norwood 2s like Taugenichts just sit in they piss.



Yeah I wrote that myself.

There once was a man named Taug,
But he didn't wanna date a fat hog
So he used the finasteride and the nizoral and the piss
In a flailing attempt to get out his abyss

But what he didn't realize was it's not what's on your head
Norwood 1's don't really mean sh*t when you're dead
So relax my brothers and embrace the horseshoe
Or just sit home alone never getting a clue

 

[JayB]

JayMan- CCS's quote in your sig is too funny man

 

[JayB]

I catch breaks nonstop.

nonstop eh?

 

[Guest]

I would laugh at Jayman's little lyrics there but I won't 'cause I'm sure he wouldn't be all that positive if the treatments hadn't worked for him. It's obvious how the folks who have benefited most from the treatments are the most lighthearted about hairloss, along with blondeguy and couple of others of course.

 

[Guest]

I would laugh at Jayman's little lyrics there but I won't 'cause I'm sure he wouldn't be so positive if the treatments hadn't worked for him. It's obvious how the folks who have benefited most from the treatments are the most lighthearted about hairloss, along with blondeguy and couple of others of course.

ghg,

i'm not lighthearted about it at all. i was actually making fun of both the guys who claim hair loss is life ending(taug) and the guys who claim it doesnt matter at all(blondeguy). they're both stupid extremes to live at.

 

[Guest]

I would laugh at Jayman's little lyrics there but I won't 'cause I'm sure he wouldn't be so positive if the treatments hadn't worked for him. It's obvious how the folks who have benefited most from the treatments are the most lighthearted about hairloss, along with blondeguy and couple of others of course.

ghg,

i'm not lighthearted about it at all. i was actually making fun of both the guys who claim hair loss is life ending(taug) and the guys who claim it doesnt matter at all(blondeguy). they're both stupid extremes to live at.

Yeah I get you now. True. Sorry, it just usually is that the guys who have regrown act more lighthearted about it, and I can totally understand it in a way. Hell, if I'll ever get regrowth I can probably start joking about it myself!

 

[barcafan]

I would laugh at Jayman's little lyrics there but I won't 'cause I'm sure he wouldn't be so positive if the treatments hadn't worked for him. It's obvious how the folks who have benefited most from the treatments are the most lighthearted about hairloss, along with blondeguy and couple of others of course.

ghg,

i'm not lighthearted about it at all. i was actually making fun of both the guys who claim hair loss is life ending(taug) and the guys who claim it doesnt matter at all(blondeguy). they're both stupid extremes to live at.

sort of like charles manson and marilyn monroe

 

[Nathaniel]

JayMan- CCS's quote in your sig is too funny man

The funniest part is that they are true and even funnier imagining CCS's expresion as he notes his semen count.

 

[nuttyrich]

Artie Is balding

Obviously the girl is delusional,Artie has complete bald spots covered by long hair,if he got a haircut you would see his hairloss,personally seeing a guy with alot in the front yet big bald spots in the center and back make the person look WORSE than someone who is losing it badly or lost it already,I believe she can only see Artie's FRONT not the middle or back... because of where he sits. I also know she has NOTHING to gain off of GANGE because he's a nobody just getting a date with Artie would probably give her 15 minutes of fame,and in her eyes a lifetime of shame with GANGE. I could see how woman would like Artie because he has an amazingly personality very funny,but it all ends there...now if Artie wasn't on Stern he would be online looking for sex and drugs I think it's alot easier for GANGE to get a nice piece (wig) than Artie LOsing all that weight and looking decent in the mirror... remember all these shows everyone comes on for a reason to plug something.. sell something.. whatever it is... remember sending Gange in is just Howard's way of getting ratings,I love him,but as I've seen lately and as I've gotten older I notice He and Robin just sit there and make fun of people,without fame Stern would never get a date and Robin even though bright has no skills they are the "Enablers" equivelent of a BULLY... I love the show.. good for laughs but that's the way it is.

*Rich*

 

[hair today gone tomorrow]

Yo JayB,

Don't be so crass,

My Norwood 7 homies get so much ***.

They rubs they horseshoes on the clit-o-ris,

While Norwood 2s like Taugenichts just sit in they piss.



Yeah I wrote that myself.

There once was a man named Taug,
But he didn't wanna date a fat hog
So he used the finasteride and the nizoral and the piss
In a flailing attempt to get out his abyss

But what he didn't realize was it's not what's on your head
Norwood 1's don't really mean $#iT when you're dead
So relax my brothers and embrace the horseshoe
Or just sit home alone never getting a clue

wow...time for a new gig...haha

 

[JayB]

Re: Artie Is balding

Obviously the girl is delusional,Artie has complete bald spots covered by long hair,if he got a haircut you would see his hairloss,personally seeing a guy with alot in the front yet big bald spots in the center and back make the person look WORSE than someone who is losing it badly or lost it already,I believe she can only see Artie's FRONT not the middle or back... because of where he sits. I also know she has NOTHING to gain off of GANGE because he's a nobody just getting a date with Artie would probably give her 15 minutes of fame,and in her eyes a lifetime of shame with GANGE. I could see how woman would like Artie because he has an amazingly personality very funny,but it all ends there...now if Artie wasn't on Stern he would be online looking for sex and drugs I think it's alot easier for GANGE to get a nice piece (wig) than Artie LOsing all that weight and looking decent in the mirror... remember all these shows everyone comes on for a reason to plug something.. sell something.. whatever it is... remember sending Gange in is just Howard's way of getting ratings,I love him,but as I've seen lately and as I've gotten older I notice He and Robin just sit there and make fun of people,without fame Stern would never get a date and Robin even though bright has no skills they are the "Enablers" equivelent of a BULLY... I love the show.. good for laughs but that's the way it is.

*Rich*

Wow finally another stern fan that i can talk to...
howard is without a doubt a bully. All he does is ride artie time and time again. Im glad artie blew up on howard because ive been seeing howard do this "lets make fun of artie by pretending to be the nice guy but in reality mock him" crap going on for months now...

He constantly asks girls in the studio if they would hook up with artie, and if they actually say yes hes amazed and then badgers them and says "you cant possibly be attracted to artie though can you?"....He tries to come off as a good guy to artie but all he wants to do is boost his own ego by putting artie down. Sterns always been like that...he knows hes ugly as hell but needs that constant attention from girls and if they dont show it, he'll start indirectly putting artie down by playing him up to the girls.

And robin is worthless. Shes a puppet- she offers absolutely nothing...contributes nothing...just blows howard for 4 straight hours and cackles out of insecurity and fear that noone else will if she actually voices her own opinion once a month. I hate robin.

That all said, still love the show lol

 

[Guest]

Yo JayB,

Don't be so crass,

My Norwood 7 homies get so much ***.

They rubs they horseshoes on the clit-o-ris,

While Norwood 2s like Taugenichts just sit in they piss.



Yeah I wrote that myself.

There once was a man named Taug,
But he didn't wanna date a fat hog
So he used the finasteride and the nizoral and the piss
In a flailing attempt to get out his abyss

But what he didn't realize was it's not what's on your head
Norwood 1's don't really mean $#iT when you're dead
So relax my brothers and embrace the horseshoe
Or just sit home alone never getting a clue

wow...time for a new gig...haha

haha as what?

the second one started out as a limerick and then it kinda changed.

 

[abcdefg]

I think alot of people get wayyy to obsessive with sex, food, and other animal instincts that control peoples lives. Some of you guys need to realize there is alot more to life then just sex and drugs and other addicting crap like that. I mean it doesnt satisfy nearly as much as other types of enjoyment.

 

[JayB]

I think alot of people get wayyy to obsessive with sex, food, and other animal instincts that control peoples lives. Some of you guys need to realize there is alot more to life then just sex and drugs and other addicting crap like that. I mean it doesnt satisfy nearly as much as other types of enjoyment.

hmmmm like what

 

[roki]

no im pretty sure sex and drugs are all there is

 

[Guest]

I think alot of people get wayyy to obsessive with sex, food, and other animal instincts that control peoples lives. Some of you guys need to realize there is alot more to life then just sex and drugs and other addicting crap like that. I mean it doesnt satisfy nearly as much as other types of enjoyment.

hmmmm like what

success. success gives you more than sex or anything else. by the way success can even mean sex.

if its success for you (and everyone defines for himself what success is) to bang the hottest chick in a club, then sex means success. haha, by the way that sounds so funny "sex means success". or "sucess can mean sex" . nice to speak out.

if not now...then when you re old you will be able to realize that success is more than anything else. sure, for everyone success means something else, its not about money, fame, looks...for most its though...but its more about what you want in life.

i think you study medicine...so you know what i mean...

 

[Guest]

Such the life of a balding guy. The only strike against him because he would prob be a decent looking fellow if it wasnt for the lack of hair..but that girl just blasted on the flaw and was confident in saying he wishes that he could get her...She believed it too, as all girls do regardless of if their fat or ugly...they know any balding guy would be happy to just have sex with a member of the opposite sex. What a confidence booster for women to say to themselves "well a bald guy would still do me" and then move on

Yeah, being a girl must be like living in paradise in today´s western society. Even ugly ones get so much attention by guys, it is just insane.

But I don´t want to give these sl*ts this power. Whenever I see a girl I look arrogantly away and clearly show them that I am mot interested in them. I don´t want them to think: "Oh, yeah, that ugly guy wants me, I am so beautiful."