bloated face

[wangho75]

I get a bloated face really easily after eating pretty much anything. No matter how in shape, calorie-reduced I go, I can get a bloated face for a few hours just eating a few pieces of ham!

It pisses me off, because I look alot better with a thinner and toned face. Any kind of medication for this? I also have a bit more fat on the right side of my cheeks that gives me an awkward smile when the face is bloated as well. In addition to the extra fat on the right side, My hairline is more receded on the right side and I also have a cowlick on the right side of my hairline, so I can look pretty goofy on the right side and I look like Tom Cruise on the left side. Fuckin help! Identity crisis here.

 

[TourdeForce24]

Yeah, I suggest you start taking Valium or some sort of tranquilizer.

 

[wangho75]

Yeah, I suggest you start taking Valium or some sort of tranquilizer.

Riiight... must be just all in my head. wanker.

 

[KiLLuMiNaTi]

TourdeForce24 i hate wankers like you keep watching your nerdy little movies and using them as yyour avatar you tosser

 

[Deoudes59]

High Sodium intake will cause water retention.
Avoid too much high sodium in one sitting... there you have it
Drink Water, flush the sodium away

 

[oni]

Demodex mites :freaked2: is that like sheep scabies, DERMISIL should kill them!!! but a good sheep dip will do! or better still get a gas mask on and enter a chamber of arseniuretted hydrogen, it's good stuff and should kill most living things. :wink:

 

[SE-freak]

I get a bloated face really easily after eating pretty much anything. No matter how in shape, calorie-reduced I go, I can get a bloated face for a few hours just eating a few pieces of ham!

It pisses me off, because I look alot better with a thinner and toned face. Any kind of medication for this?

Try the SE. It works wonders for facial toning.

 

[Spidoris]

It's possible you might have an allergy. Does this bloating occur after similar meals?

 

[stax]

what is SE?

 

[tenshi]

I believe it means scalp exercises

 

[The Gardener]

The allergy suggestion was a good one.

Besides the facial swelling, are there any other symptoms that you have noticed? Subtle wheezing in the breath, or perhaps "prickliness" in the nose or eyes? Any itch on the skin?

 

[bluntman]

Dude talk to your doctor if ya think its serious. But maybe if it aint that severe, cut down on the soda pop and the like.

 

[joeylloyd]

An aromatase inhibitor might help.

 

[jakeb]

For what it's worth, I have a fatter left side than the right.

I've been thinking about testing this out:
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/par6.htm

But i'm a little concerned about monkeying with my face. Let's say it does work, but too well-- then I've inadvertantly aged myself 10 years!

 

[joeylloyd]

For what it's worth, I have a fatter left side than the right.

I've been thinking about testing this out:
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/par6.htm

But i'm a little concerned about monkeying with my face. Let's say it does work, but too well-- then I've inadvertantly aged myself 10 years!

I wouldn't bother - the topical fatloss products never really panned out and if anything would cause water retention at the spot. Search the product by name at http://www.bodyrecomposition.com for unbiased info.

Personally I think a lot of what people moan about is due simply to wtaer retention and in that case taking an aromatase inhibitor lowering estrogen levels will help.

 

[Guest]

I have more fat on my left side than right, and not only on my face, but throughout my entire body.

 

[CCS]

ever since the swelling after three surgeries, the skin under my eye brows sags a little in the morning, though i also sleep on my belley. it does not look freaky, but just detracts from the thin, attractive face i had. i need to start sleeping on my back, drinking more water, and checking now much salt those buritos I eat 4 times a day have.

oh, and since my second surgery, my upper jaw swells after i chew food, and stays swollen for 10 minutes. it did not get worse after my third surgery, though maybe i just never noticed it before i had hair grafts. i take big mouth fulls at a time.