Body language towards balding guys.

[mrlestat]

Whats the good book you recommend? Any websites that provide online tutorials??

Its kind of a secret, so I will PM you. Sort of like a magician and his magic.

Besides ..You got NLP knowledge, so why dont you enlighten me and jude as to how your divine powers are used to tackle the body language offense on our male pattern baldness?

Okay...it's very simple. You see when your cousin goes to touch his temples it triggers a negative reponse in you. You associate his unconcious gesture with "this sumbitch is making fun of my hair" (This is called a negative Anchor) What you need to do is find a negative anchor to place on him when he goes to touch his temples. For example, when he goes to touch his temples, run your nails across a chalkboard or squeeze his balls with your hand. I guarantee, he will pretty soon stop touching his temples.

Or you could go for the more obvious - when he touches his temples say "why the hell are you touching your temples...you think I'm a bald freak or something" and then start sobbing. He will associate touching his temples with you having a b**ch fit and most likely, he will stop doing that. I prefer the indirect, less obvious approach.

Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize you can get really perverted into this stuff. Programming hot chicks to think your Brad Pitt when you jingle a bell...got to perfect that one.

Good luck
Chuj

Negative re-enforcement.. He starts running his hand through his beautiful thick hair so you smile at him and start rubbing your groin and jerking your body around whilst biting your lower lip - guaranteed he'll think twice next time....

 

[Thinning]

I think both of these guys are a couple of faggots and are playing with their hair like chicks when they are around you because they find you hot.

In fact you ought to point it out to that long haired guy. Be like "Dude you play with your hair like a chick all the time - whats up with that?!" If he says something about you being bald, be like "yeah well Id rather be bald than homo... I guess God did me a favor" and leave. I would be suprised if he ever runs his hand through his hair around you any longer.
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[Red Rose]

"Dude you play with your hair like a chick all the time - whats up with that?!"[/b]

That is GOLD - yeah absolutely agree - reinforce to him that only girly men play with their hair and then hit him in the face.

 

[too bald too furious]

Good one Thinning! I like your quote and will use this the next time.

Plan B : MrLeStat's response :wink:

Plan C : Gonna_wins response (bash on da face) :lol:

 

[Greg1]

Man alive folks, what happened to just letting people be who they are and accepting them for that? Eeesh!

 

[thin=depressed]

I've had this happen to me. There's this guy I work with and he has long, thick Jesus-like hair.

When we have a conversation, he often pulls back his hair, exposing his perfect Jason Biggs-like hairline and gives a little smirk as if to say "You'd love to have this hair, wouldn't you?".

I fuckin HATE this!

I've often thought though, that this may well be just paranoia on my part.

f*****g assholes and no its not paranoia

 

[Johnny24601]

re:

It is very simple. People run their hands through their hair all the time, but now that you are balding you think they are taunting you. You obsess over your hair and judge everyone else's hairline all day and notice everytime anyone ever runs their hand through their hair, style it differently or whatever.
Try the most effective treatments (finand minoxidil) and move on......even if the kid is looking at your thinning hair and judging you in anyway, who the hell cares. Stop caring what other people think of your hair and start thinking about what people think about you as a man.

 

[drinkrum]

Re: re:

It is very simple. People run their hands through their hair all the time, but now that you are balding you think they are taunting you. You obsess over your hair and judge everyone else's hairline all day and notice everytime anyone ever runs their hand through their hair, style it differently or whatever.
Try the most effective treatments (finand minoxidil) and move on......even if the kid is looking at your thinning hair and judging you in anyway, who the hell cares. Stop caring what other people think of your hair and start thinking about what people think about you as a man.

A newbie with good advice. Has the world gone completely MAD?

D.