Brendan Fraser

[The Gardener]

holy sh*t, that's Brendon Frasier? He looks like sh*t. It must suck to have paparazzi chasing you around snapping pix. Can you imagine that? Imagine cameramen snapping pix of you with your hair drenched in minoxidil? Can you imagine that, I say?

One thing I can contribute here is to steer you guys away from hair systems. I tried one for a very short period of time, and it was a real pain in the ***. You think waiting for minoxidil to dry, etc, is a hassle! Try painting your forehead with sh*t that smells like airplane glue and having to wait for that to dry so that your coworkers don't think you've developed a sniffing habit. Even worse is when you don't get it on just right, having to clean up the mess. And I'm sure the sebum and sh*t that builds up under your piece after three days smells far worse than the spironolactone you all complain about, and it itches like hell.

It did look fantastic, though. Of course the chicks thought I was a freak about not letting them get their fingers TOO much into my hair. I had a nice piece, you could run your fingers through it, but if someone really took a close look, i.e. ran their fingers along your scalp, it was very very detectable. Worst of all is the f*****g paparazzi accidentally getting a snap of you with your hair off... you'd think you would ALWAYS keep the piece on to prevent such things from happening... but, when the piece was off, ooooh it felt so good!

 

[Guest]

You know what the paparazzi are like spying on people with telephoto lenses. He could have just been in his backyard at 7am, thinking nobody is about...he kind of looks like hes just woken up.

 

[Redbone]

Did you watch the movie trailer zimm? 5,4,3,2,1 blast off :laugh:

Gardener what about the permanent polyfuse systems as sold by hair club for men " I am not only the president but I am also a member."

 

[The Gardener]

Redbone, dude, hair systems are really high maintenance and very detectable from close range, so to speak. The best one's brag that you only have to take them off once every three days and they still fit and look natural, but believe me after three days the sh*t under that piece really starts to make you itch like a mofo. Every three days you are instructed to flip up the front flap and shampoo underneath, and then glue it back down. Flipping up that flap is like a fresh breeze into an area of your body surface that has had a bandage on it for the same length of time, three days of coverage and moisture, over time, starts breeding sh*t down there which really started to smell.

Don't get me wrong, my piece was REALLY nice, I looked like f*****g Robert Redford. But, once the chicks got home with me and started playing with my hair like they always do, they always asked "what's this" and the "oh, I had a surgery and I'm covering up the scar so don't touch that" line got really old... not to mention the fact that lying makes me sick inside over time, and the fact that after all this, most chicks told me afterwards "hey, I know you wear a hairpiece" which ruined my confidence that the hairpiece was doing the job in the first place.

 

[highlander]

Sorry for the bumpage...

But I saw Brendan on Scrubs that hospital comedy show and low and behold hes bald, but props to him in his films cos dunno what he uses sprays or hair transplant or wigs.... he handles it quite well and looks good on camera

The only problem I dont understand is why is he going in front of the Camera and on photos looking bald ?

Maybe hes confortable about it or free PR

I dunno but hes definatly added to the list of famous Celebs with hair loss. Main thing is he looks good and still gets the big film roles and the chicks

 

[Odelay]

OMG stop hating on the guy because some lame idiot mag posted a fake picture of him. A lot of people have good hair, just stop hating on them.