bombscience
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san fran is not all gay people. i meet some amazing looking here.
Coming to the States
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GourmetStyleWellness
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men?bombscience said:
(you left out a word)
Axon
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Bow down to NYC's superiorness. Bow down!
God, now I gotta drag my rump into work at Rock Center....ughnnnn
Oh, gourmetstylewellness.com, you left out some bad *** places to check out:
1. Central Park
2. Soho/NoHo
3. Gray's Papaya....mmm, 50 cent hot dog
4. All of downtown
5. Brooklyn
6. Yankee Stadium
God, now I gotta drag my rump into work at Rock Center....ughnnnn
Oh, gourmetstylewellness.com, you left out some bad *** places to check out:
1. Central Park
2. Soho/NoHo
3. Gray's Papaya....mmm, 50 cent hot dog
4. All of downtown
5. Brooklyn
6. Yankee Stadium
The Gardener
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What a bunch of fcking einsteins you guys are. He doesn't need someone telling him 'Central Park' or 'New York is nice' that sh*t is common knowledge and he can get it from any travel website out there. He wants pussy, so lets can the bs and get this guy what he wants.
I'll set the standard here and go first. I live in Southern California, where Disneyland is, so here is the pussy report.
DISNEYLAND/ANAHEIM PUSSY REPORT
Okay, Disneyland is in Anaheim, which is a shabby suburban area about an hour or so southeast from Los Angeles. Disneyland itself is chocked full of a virtual cornucopia of pussy, a veritable international smorgasbord of tuna. The downside is that most of the potential pussy is either underage, with family, or with their boyfriends. Disneyland itself is not a place where single girls 'hang out' to pick up men. However, you might get lucky and find a group of female tourists to hook up with?
Another tip: it is best to explore the park either alone, or in a group of three, or a group of five. Since most rides have tandem seating, this would ensure that you, if the 'odd man out' will sit next to another random single person. You might get lucky and get paired up with a hottie?.. her seated directly in front of you, between your legs and your rapidly swelling penis... as the both of you streak down the matterhorn... pheromones everywhere as you try to hold on with one hand and work the back of her bra clamp with the other!
Your very BEST bet for pussy is the entertainment complex located right next to Disneyland, called Downtown Disney. It is FREE to enter, so this is where ladies definitely go to hang out and pick up men. There are several different restaurants, bars, and clubs. There is an ESPN Zone sports bar, so if there is a big sporting event on the place will be packed with beer-swilling women getting horny.
The backup plan for you, your Plan B, is the convention center across the street from Disneyland. This is where you go, say, about 11pm or so if Downtown Disney is not enough of a challenge for you. If there is a significant event going on at the center the adjoining hotels will be jam packed with conventioneers from out of town. And of course, after a long day of conventioneering they migrate to the hotel bar to have a few drinks and find other conventioneers to have sex with. Here is where you pop in. The hotel bar, while on travel, is a fantastic pussy environment and a true personal challenge of your skills.
Location, Location, Location: I am not sure about your lodging arrangements, but if you are going on a group junket then it might be difficult to bring a chickie back to your room, as your roomate will probably want to join in the action or watch you from the closet, neither of which I would like to happen. So, if you don't have a room of your own and need a place to be naked, then worry not. There are a host of cheap motels down Harbor boulevard right near the Disney area that are a very inexpensive cab fare away. Just flag down a cabbie and tell him to take you to one of those cheap motels on Harbor and he'll know what you are looking for.
If you have a car, then your options expand significantly. I would hop in and find your way to the 405 Freeway. Take the 405 north, and up into West Los Angeles. On a weekend day, Venice Beach is a fantastic place for pussyhunt. Lots of variety, upscale chickies who are wannabe hippies all the way down to your garden variety crack w****s who will blow you in an alley. 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica is your evening plan, that's a nice day/night combo of pussyhunting that will keep you entertained and busy.
In short, you have lots of pussy options given your location. I wish you good luck, an enjoyable time, and lots of hot sex. Have fun!
Now, any of you other einsteins out there who can help this Aussie gentleman out with some serious pussyhunting advice on his itinerary, please step up.
I'll set the standard here and go first. I live in Southern California, where Disneyland is, so here is the pussy report.
DISNEYLAND/ANAHEIM PUSSY REPORT
Okay, Disneyland is in Anaheim, which is a shabby suburban area about an hour or so southeast from Los Angeles. Disneyland itself is chocked full of a virtual cornucopia of pussy, a veritable international smorgasbord of tuna. The downside is that most of the potential pussy is either underage, with family, or with their boyfriends. Disneyland itself is not a place where single girls 'hang out' to pick up men. However, you might get lucky and find a group of female tourists to hook up with?
Another tip: it is best to explore the park either alone, or in a group of three, or a group of five. Since most rides have tandem seating, this would ensure that you, if the 'odd man out' will sit next to another random single person. You might get lucky and get paired up with a hottie?.. her seated directly in front of you, between your legs and your rapidly swelling penis... as the both of you streak down the matterhorn... pheromones everywhere as you try to hold on with one hand and work the back of her bra clamp with the other!
Your very BEST bet for pussy is the entertainment complex located right next to Disneyland, called Downtown Disney. It is FREE to enter, so this is where ladies definitely go to hang out and pick up men. There are several different restaurants, bars, and clubs. There is an ESPN Zone sports bar, so if there is a big sporting event on the place will be packed with beer-swilling women getting horny.
The backup plan for you, your Plan B, is the convention center across the street from Disneyland. This is where you go, say, about 11pm or so if Downtown Disney is not enough of a challenge for you. If there is a significant event going on at the center the adjoining hotels will be jam packed with conventioneers from out of town. And of course, after a long day of conventioneering they migrate to the hotel bar to have a few drinks and find other conventioneers to have sex with. Here is where you pop in. The hotel bar, while on travel, is a fantastic pussy environment and a true personal challenge of your skills.
Location, Location, Location: I am not sure about your lodging arrangements, but if you are going on a group junket then it might be difficult to bring a chickie back to your room, as your roomate will probably want to join in the action or watch you from the closet, neither of which I would like to happen. So, if you don't have a room of your own and need a place to be naked, then worry not. There are a host of cheap motels down Harbor boulevard right near the Disney area that are a very inexpensive cab fare away. Just flag down a cabbie and tell him to take you to one of those cheap motels on Harbor and he'll know what you are looking for.
If you have a car, then your options expand significantly. I would hop in and find your way to the 405 Freeway. Take the 405 north, and up into West Los Angeles. On a weekend day, Venice Beach is a fantastic place for pussyhunt. Lots of variety, upscale chickies who are wannabe hippies all the way down to your garden variety crack w****s who will blow you in an alley. 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica is your evening plan, that's a nice day/night combo of pussyhunting that will keep you entertained and busy.
In short, you have lots of pussy options given your location. I wish you good luck, an enjoyable time, and lots of hot sex. Have fun!
Now, any of you other einsteins out there who can help this Aussie gentleman out with some serious pussyhunting advice on his itinerary, please step up.
Axon
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The Gardener said:
You can meet chicks in any of the places I listed above. In fact, Central park is one of the biggest social centers in the city. COME TO NYC B4 U SPEEK OKIE CALIFORNA???????
NoHo has "Dia y Dia," which is this f*****g ridiculous dive resturant/bar wth all these amazing looking latinas. Best place for latin *** I've ever seen. It's on Broadway and Prince Street.
If insanity takes hold, feel free to visit any of NYC's nightclubs, of which I recommend Webster Hall on Thursdays. Ladies get in free and it's usually packed. Factory is good too.
I mean, if you just want naked chicks, wtf, goto scores. That is all
Redbone
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Giggs don't forget to go to Vegas baby Vegas
If I were you I would go to:
NY City
Orlando, Disney world
Toronto, lots of super hottie strippers that f***
Abilene- Oh sh*t
Vegas for at least 3 nights.
Good luck mate, I am sure the ladies will be all up in your sh*t.
Definately stay out of Michigan:
If your coming during Spring Break your guaranteed to get laid 10x more it is during the month of March.
If I were you I would go to:
NY City
Orlando, Disney world
Toronto, lots of super hottie strippers that f***
Abilene- Oh sh*t
Vegas for at least 3 nights.
Good luck mate, I am sure the ladies will be all up in your sh*t.
Definately stay out of Michigan:
If your coming during Spring Break your guaranteed to get laid 10x more it is during the month of March.
The Gardener
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Hey, I spoke no ill of New York? I was just suggesting that the advice for this chap be more specific, that's all.
However, I do have to state for the record that the hottest women in America are in Southern California. Yes, I've been to Dallas many many times and yes there are VERY hot women in Dallas and it is up there, but So Cal is numero uno. The only problem is that their LA looks usually come with the requisite LA attitude. I think NY wins in this department.
But, I have a tip for all of you, a fantastic come on line that works like a charm every time:
"Are those space pants you are wearing?.. because your *** is out of this world."
However, I do have to state for the record that the hottest women in America are in Southern California. Yes, I've been to Dallas many many times and yes there are VERY hot women in Dallas and it is up there, but So Cal is numero uno. The only problem is that their LA looks usually come with the requisite LA attitude. I think NY wins in this department.
But, I have a tip for all of you, a fantastic come on line that works like a charm every time:
"Are those space pants you are wearing?.. because your *** is out of this world."
giggsy
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Thanks boys..
I have gone to the travel agent and they are arranging something for me in Dallas as well...f*** what a trip is it going to be...
Gardner- I have emailed your post to some of my mates and they are absolutely buzzing about picking up some yank pussy (come to think of it, even the girls were excited). By the way, the chicks liked your writing style.
Redbone- I cant believe I missed vegas. Saw that movie "swingers' the other day for the 20th time and cant believe I forgot it- Will factor that in!
Thanks boys
I have gone to the travel agent and they are arranging something for me in Dallas as well...f*** what a trip is it going to be...
Gardner- I have emailed your post to some of my mates and they are absolutely buzzing about picking up some yank pussy (come to think of it, even the girls were excited). By the way, the chicks liked your writing style.
Redbone- I cant believe I missed vegas. Saw that movie "swingers' the other day for the 20th time and cant believe I forgot it- Will factor that in!
Thanks boys
The Gardener
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Absolutely, giggsy, oh my Vegas is a must if you can swing it. It is sublime.
A whole city built to massage the mindset of debauchery in life-altering levels. If you somehow manage to get bored of the casino, the amazing swimming pools stocked with young 'kept women' sporting designer g-strings playfully shaking their fake tits to the rhythm of the mechanically-generated waves, the throngs of tourists from all over, the dance clubs, the stage shows, the bizarre cross section of drunken American humanity sharing a craps table with you, the dancers, the strip bars (and it is VERY common for both men and women to patronize strip bars in Vegas with no stigma attached), the drunk college girls enjoying a decompression weekend after summer school exams, the endless miles of all-you-can-eat buffet choices in every cuisine imaginable, the roving bands of men enjoying a bachelors' weekend, the lights, the over-the-top gaudiness, the dancers, the obnoxious splendour, the faux glitz, the strippers, the w****s, and the visual scene of crass waste of money, life, and resources... then you can still have a great time just ingesting or smoking some hallucinogenic substances and simply strolling around.
I always get excited when I arrive in Vegas. I always have a great time. But, I am always very excited to get the hell out of there when it is time to go. A little Vegas goes a long long way.
As for the Vegas Pussyreport, none is needed. Just reach out your hand and grab. If she slaps you, then try the next girl. Keep in mind that this only works after 11pm or so. Before 11pm, you have to first check for the absence of wedding ring, and then a standard come-on line is required, and then you can attempt a grope. There is a well-known saying amongst Americans regarding Las Vegas... 'what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas'.. you get the picture mate. It's the perfect place where if you bump into that person and you both really want to sleep with each other but don't want anything more nor the associated baggage, you can do it. And then afterwards you can assuage your guilt and/or naughtiness by saying to yourself, 'hey, it wasn't my fault, it was one of those nights in Vegas' and anyone you tell the story to will knowingly shake their heads in silent agreement, cursing that evil city and what it does to people with a thinly disguised grin of amusement. aaah vegas... u gotta do it giggsy.
A whole city built to massage the mindset of debauchery in life-altering levels. If you somehow manage to get bored of the casino, the amazing swimming pools stocked with young 'kept women' sporting designer g-strings playfully shaking their fake tits to the rhythm of the mechanically-generated waves, the throngs of tourists from all over, the dance clubs, the stage shows, the bizarre cross section of drunken American humanity sharing a craps table with you, the dancers, the strip bars (and it is VERY common for both men and women to patronize strip bars in Vegas with no stigma attached), the drunk college girls enjoying a decompression weekend after summer school exams, the endless miles of all-you-can-eat buffet choices in every cuisine imaginable, the roving bands of men enjoying a bachelors' weekend, the lights, the over-the-top gaudiness, the dancers, the obnoxious splendour, the faux glitz, the strippers, the w****s, and the visual scene of crass waste of money, life, and resources... then you can still have a great time just ingesting or smoking some hallucinogenic substances and simply strolling around.
I always get excited when I arrive in Vegas. I always have a great time. But, I am always very excited to get the hell out of there when it is time to go. A little Vegas goes a long long way.
As for the Vegas Pussyreport, none is needed. Just reach out your hand and grab. If she slaps you, then try the next girl. Keep in mind that this only works after 11pm or so. Before 11pm, you have to first check for the absence of wedding ring, and then a standard come-on line is required, and then you can attempt a grope. There is a well-known saying amongst Americans regarding Las Vegas... 'what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas'.. you get the picture mate. It's the perfect place where if you bump into that person and you both really want to sleep with each other but don't want anything more nor the associated baggage, you can do it. And then afterwards you can assuage your guilt and/or naughtiness by saying to yourself, 'hey, it wasn't my fault, it was one of those nights in Vegas' and anyone you tell the story to will knowingly shake their heads in silent agreement, cursing that evil city and what it does to people with a thinly disguised grin of amusement. aaah vegas... u gotta do it giggsy.
The Gardener
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As for Dallas...
I do think that anyone who wants to get a good and complete tour of America has to do so through Texas. In my opinion, there are two cultural anchors on which American life and culture is based on, one anchor is in Boston, and the other in Texas. I go to Dallas a LOT and love it, but from a tourist's point of view I would suggest Austin/San Antonio instead.
Hey, no offense to Dallas, its a fantastic city... but if you only have one stop to make in Texas, I would hit up the hill country. Then again, if you or the ladies are thinking of spending some money on stuff, Dallas has impeccable shopping, and has a good live music scene in Deep Ellum, an older area nearer central Dallas. The more highbrow pussy is found up in the Addison area clubs. Fort Worth is fun too, BillyBobs Texas is an institution, a huge country music club where people party hard. The cuisine is barbecue, and the Texans do it as well as anywhere. Gotta hit up some Tex Mex food while you are there, it is fantastic. I think the locals on the board here can tell you more if you do go.
I do think that anyone who wants to get a good and complete tour of America has to do so through Texas. In my opinion, there are two cultural anchors on which American life and culture is based on, one anchor is in Boston, and the other in Texas. I go to Dallas a LOT and love it, but from a tourist's point of view I would suggest Austin/San Antonio instead.
Hey, no offense to Dallas, its a fantastic city... but if you only have one stop to make in Texas, I would hit up the hill country. Then again, if you or the ladies are thinking of spending some money on stuff, Dallas has impeccable shopping, and has a good live music scene in Deep Ellum, an older area nearer central Dallas. The more highbrow pussy is found up in the Addison area clubs. Fort Worth is fun too, BillyBobs Texas is an institution, a huge country music club where people party hard. The cuisine is barbecue, and the Texans do it as well as anywhere. Gotta hit up some Tex Mex food while you are there, it is fantastic. I think the locals on the board here can tell you more if you do go.
Cassin
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The Gardener said:
The man speaks the truth for the most part. I swear though it is not as country as people think. I F-ING despise country and this place has way way more normal bars than country bars.
Lower Greenville by SMU Gardener, you forgot lower Greenville.