Dark Dreams, male pattern baldness nightemares

[slipy]

A male pattern baldness Afflicted Man Starts Some **** and gets away with it.

a nice thing to behold for a change, too bad it was only a dream.

the setting is a fairly large mall.


so im at this mall, im on floor 3 in some clothing store checking some **** out. i feel like i should get some new threads to cheer myself up.
then the realization comes, it comes and enters my mind. it's like i forgot for a moment that male pattern baldness exists in my reality and afflicts me. i stand there stupified for a while. then i come to senses and it overhwhelmes me. what's the point in getting pretty clothes for someone like me? in my tormented frustration i start lashing out. at the store. then posters get ripped off, shelves knocked down, clothes fly accross the store. oddly enough it takes about a minute of me raging for employees to notice that something is wrong. "someone should stop that punk!'' i hear someone directs these words at me. i can't stay here any longer, i need to get out.
im outside the store. dark thoughts run through my mind, ''what just happened? i can't go to jail, must preserve my freedom, i won't go to the jail.'' desperation.
i decide to qiuckly change the storey before i come up with some sort of escape plan. then one of the many strange parts of the dream follows. in the toilet i find a partial change of clothes which, given the situation, comes in handy. i feel like a hitman or a spy. afterwards i enter a elevator to mall's parking-place. i feel like i've made it. almost. freedom is there waiting for me.
unfortunately the parking-place is locked and deserted. frustration. there i meet a reasonably attractive female employee that tells me i can't get out through the parking-lot and i must follow her. she doesn't know what i've done, she doesn't. she unlocks another door and escorts me to floor 1.
there im greeted with a terrifying sight, many employees are standing throughout the hallway and they're applauding. i shiver. home come none of them recognise me as the guy who wrecked the clothing store? im trying to leave the place and im escorted with applause. bizarre.
finally im out. disbelief. i look back at the mall for the very last time never to look back again. i can't believe i got away with this.
i run away without looking back and the signal is severed. i wake up covered in sweat. the end



sorry if it blows dick, i can't script my dreams to make them more impressive, but this was a male pattern baldness related dream so i decided to share it.

 

[Exodus2011]

is this the only male pattern baldness dream u have had?

perhaps you fear u will be criticized or something if someone found out how bad hair loss makes u feel?

the lashing out in the store must be like gourmetstylewellness.com or something i think

sounds interesting . . . . . ive had plenty of male pattern baldness nightmares tho, goddamn just too many . . . . .

 

[slipy]

when i was a kid remembering dreams was very easy, as i got older it became noticably harder to recall.
but this is hardly the only male pattern baldness associated dream i've had.
typically they all involve me falling apart at some point and starting to riot, scenario is usually the same more or less, the only thing that varies is the setting, this time it was at a mall.
i think they all signify being suppressed and living with pain inside, being forced to hide it.

 

[Thom]

I had the reverse. I had dreams where I had my thick, full hair on the level that it was in high school. Then I woke up, realized it was just a dream, and took the long sad march into the bathroom, with my head hanging low, to apply my minoxidil.

 

[Exodus2011]

when i was a kid remembering dreams was very easy, as i got older it became noticably harder to recall.
but this is hardly the only male pattern baldness associated dream i've had.
typically they all involve me falling apart at some point and starting to riot, scenario is usually the same more or less, the only thing that varies is the setting, this time it was at a mall.
i think they all signify being suppressed and living with pain inside, being forced to hide it.

definitely this

 

[slipy]

I had the reverse. I had dreams where I had my thick, full hair on the level that it was in high school. Then I woke up, realized it was just a dream, and took the long sad march into the bathroom, with my head hanging low, to apply my minoxidil.

good dreams are the worst, and they don't necessarily have to be about having good hair.
having an amazingly adventurous, uplifting dream only to wake up back into this.....
has happened several times.
after awaking it takes a while to come back to senses, then as you realize - ****!
a 180 degree turn, from heaven to hell, you get to experience the complete palete of human emotions.

 

[Thom]

Right? It's like when you get excited from a text and you hope it's a girl you like...but it's your mother.

 

[uncomfortable man]

I had a lashing out dream before. I was just walking through a park and by the way everyone was looking at me I could tell I must be missing my beanie. So I reach up and sure enough it's gone. People are laughing and pointing at me and I scream back at them that it's not my fault and there's nothing I can reasonably do about it. I should have known better than to try to appeal to the sympathetic side of people because they could care less, while they take pleasure in taunting me. So I went into a rage and ran up to every person around me and tackled, punched, kicked, strangled gouged out eyes and stomped on faces until they became unrecognizable. When all was done and I was stepping over dead bodies as I left the park I noticed a baby stroller tipped over on the ground with bloody blankets coming out and then I began to feel bad, like I've gone too far.

 

[hairplz]

male pattern baldness is slow death. Do you really want it to go that slow?

 

[slipy]

saw another one again. this time it was a very brief one of me sitting in front of tv, having a dinner, being a guest at someones house.
on tv they were showing a collection of Linkin Park videos, but the videos and songs were different. i suddenly threw my plate and smashed a heck load of glass.
surely that wasn't Linkin Park's fault, i don't find their music that horrible, in fact i used to be a fan. it's that mother ****ing male pattern baldness again. the people did nothing. they're always so lethargic to react to my outbursts.

 

[DannyBoyy]

saw another one again. this time it was a very brief one of me sitting in front of tv, having a dinner, being a guest at someones house.
on tv they were showing a collection of Linkin Park videos, but the videos and songs were different. i suddenly threw my plate and smashed a heck load of glass.
surely that wasn't Linkin Park's fault, i don't find their music that horrible, in fact i used to be a fan. it's that mother ****ing male pattern baldness again. the people did nothing. they're always so lethargic to react to my outbursts.

....Yeeeeeah...oook theen...

 

[slipy]

another great contribution by DannyBoyy.

equally valuable as his ''sigh'' and ''you just don't get it'' posts.

 

[DannyBoyy]

another great contribution by DannyBoyy.

equally valuable as his ''sigh'' and ''you just don't get it'' posts.

*Sigh* you just dont get it...wait...hold on...oh ****.

 

[slipy]

you didn't really need to trespass my thread if you had nothing to add.

it's disrespectful and preposterous.

:*

 

[DannyBoyy]

you didn't really need to trespass my thread if you had nothing to add.

it's disrespectful and preposterous.

:*

I got your first dream but your second...i didnt get i admit please explain.

 

[slipy]

what wasn't clear there? formulate and i will try to give an answer.

 

[Exodus2011]

if linkin park was one of the first rock bands u got into (which is my situation) maybe the dreams represents u envying that youthful and hopeful time when u first got into them?

and u were still "cool and rebellious" you know?

the feeling "cool and rebellious" was something i had a lot when i first started listening to avril lavigne, linkin park, drowning pool, etc at about 13

and the lashing out was like "**** IM NOT YOUNG ANYMORE!"

 

[slipy]

i don't think Linkin Park had a significant role in what happened in the dream, the lashing out and all. they just happened to be there.
you're over-analyzing. not everything has to have significance, many things in dreams are totally random and defy logic.

 

[hairplz]

Darkness is all we know as hair loss sufferers. Eternal pain, darkness, sadness and slow death.

 

[DannyBoyy]

i don't think Linkin Park had a significant role in what happened in the dream, the lashing out and all. they just happened to be there.
you're over-analyzing. not everything has to have significance, many things in dreams are totally random and defy logic.

I just dont get where you get the male pattern baldness from thats all...all i see is that you lashed out when you happened to be watching linkin park...