Did I Accidently Absorb My Friends Dht?

[tomJ]

Omg I needed a laugh and this gave it to me. So thank you. Omg

 

[Alphalete]

This is the strangest thread I’ve ever read on here (besides the dude that castrated himself)

Why would you even chew your buddy’s used snus in the first place? That’s disgusting

what do u mean theres nothing wrong with it. I even share condoms with my closest friends

 

[dunno]

balding is pretty contagious, that's why im spitting the people i dislike in the face

 

[Cowboys fan]

what do u mean theres nothing wrong with it. I even share condoms with my closest friends

Now that's some fuçked up sh*t right there

 

[g.i joey]

Yes sorry man, his dht has now entered your blood and is duplicating every minute... what you can do now is inject finasteride straight into your right arm vein.. if all goes well that should absorb and eliminate all the floating dht that you received from being anally penetrated by your friend. Good luck!

 

[Retinoid]

You are now pregnant. Please visit your nearest planned parenthood.

 

[OfficialWater]

baldness is caused by the sensitivity of hair follicles to DHT. So a non balding person could have tons of DHT and be fine because their hair isn’t sensitive to it.

 

[Vince_Reagan]

Are You sure? My friend has Hair loss, and i used His used snus under My lips, and since the flesh under lips absorbs the nictonine under the snus, shouldnt it absorb His dht too?

Well, if that would have been the case, I would have literally drank a glass full of a non balding guy's dht

 

[joeblack2017]

This thread is legendary

 

[Derelict]

This has to be a troll thread, please tell me it's a troll thread.

 

[iCurly]

No but you might now have aids

 

[deadhairfollicle]

Best thread this year

 

[Buzz Baldrin]

About as likely as contracting HIV by talking to strangers over the phone.

 

[melsayles]

I can’t take it I’m dying!! Sorry but that’s just funny! You have to stop.