Embrace Balding. A Jason Statham Story

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Embrace Balding Article

It's about Jason Statham and how he's embraced being bald and balding.

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Jason Statham’s not just known for his great acting career and roles in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrelsand of course Snatch, he’s also known for his non-existent hairline. Embracing his baldness, here’s Jason Statham’s hair loss journey.

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Jason Statham’s Hair
Was there ever a time when Jason Statham had hair? He’s always played the cockney gangster that his hair has suited mostly all of his roles, so we expect nothing less (literally). But there was in fact a time when he did, back in his diver days.

His receding hairline is still prominent during the 1990 Common Wealth games, shown with his v-shaped hairline, and it seems to have receded rapidly there after, similarly to Bruce Willis. Jason’s Statham’s balding was inevitable and clearly suffers from male pattern baldness.

Despite sticking to a healthy diet, and not taking drugs or alcohol while training, his hair loss was still occurring. However, the hair he still had was healthy enabling him to make the most of what he had left.

Jason Statham Bald
So now we know Jason Statham with hair isn’t just a legend, what has he done to combat his balding scalp? Absolutely nothing. He hasn’t sought after a hair transplant or hair loss treatment, he’s braved it and gone for the au natural look. And it seems to have served him well. Jason Statham’s girlfriend is none other than Victoria Secret’s model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Not even Jason Statham’s haircut was used to disguise the balding. He’s always opted for the slick back look. His classic style is a clean shave so all that remains is stubble, just like his beard, coinciding with his masculine gangster characters.

And On That Note
Despite suffering from male pattern baldness from an early age, Jason Statham has done nothing to combat the signs or disguise the hair loss. It’s clear to see that hair loss isn’t the end of the world. Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are one of the Hollywood’s number one couples and it hasn’t affected his career in the slightest. Embrace the hair loss and balding, be confident, just like Jason and Bruce Willis.
 
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Exactly, I literally lol'ed at this part. I just meant I liked the parts about how it blew this writer's mind Statham didn't do anything and embraced his balding head. Now he's with a Victoria Secret model.

Hmm you sure that's why you posted this?

Bullshit detector is off the charts
 

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My ugly 48 year old 5'2 Indian friend. Do you think he just sat around and complained about it all day? f*** no.

He did nothing and became a Victoria Secret model.
 

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What the hell did i just read ? A Hollywood multi-millionaire baldlite actor bangs a supermodel ? What a relief, i'm finally free, thank you OP
I just have to be confident, if only i knew this before
 

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God dude, I was starting to like you for a minute, then you made a post about SMP and Jason Statham??? c'mon man, get your sh*t together.
 

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Embrace Balding Article

It's about Jason Statham and how he's embraced being bald and balding.

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Jason Statham’s not just known for his great acting career and roles in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrelsand of course Snatch, he’s also known for his non-existent hairline. Embracing his baldness, here’s Jason Statham’s hair loss journey.

Read more Men’s Health features.

Jason Statham’s Hair
Was there ever a time when Jason Statham had hair? He’s always played the cockney gangster that his hair has suited mostly all of his roles, so we expect nothing less (literally). But there was in fact a time when he did, back in his diver days.

His receding hairline is still prominent during the 1990 Common Wealth games, shown with his v-shaped hairline, and it seems to have receded rapidly there after, similarly to Bruce Willis. Jason’s Statham’s balding was inevitable and clearly suffers from male pattern baldness.

Despite sticking to a healthy diet, and not taking drugs or alcohol while training, his hair loss was still occurring. However, the hair he still had was healthy enabling him to make the most of what he had left.

Jason Statham Bald
So now we know Jason Statham with hair isn’t just a legend, what has he done to combat his balding scalp? Absolutely nothing. He hasn’t sought after a hair transplant or hair loss treatment, he’s braved it and gone for the au natural look. And it seems to have served him well. Jason Statham’s girlfriend is none other than Victoria Secret’s model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Not even Jason Statham’s haircut was used to disguise the balding. He’s always opted for the slick back look. His classic style is a clean shave so all that remains is stubble, just like his beard, coinciding with his masculine gangster characters.

And On That Note
Despite suffering from male pattern baldness from an early age, Jason Statham has done nothing to combat the signs or disguise the hair loss. It’s clear to see that hair loss isn’t the end of the world. Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are one of the Hollywood’s number one couples and it hasn’t affected his career in the slightest. Embrace the hair loss and balding, be confident, just like Jason and Bruce Willis.
He was a f*****g male model you moron.
 

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just be jason statham morons
 

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I'm glad I don't have to resort to "Jason Statham" level copes. Just picture that. Every time your bald *** gets smacked in the face by reality your brain defaults to "b-b-but...muh Jason Statham".

You're not f*****g Jason Statham, you lost 4 points due to your baldness, you will have to settle in your relationship for an uggo, and people still think you look like sh*t, no matter what you force yourself to believe.
 

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Really though, if you become Jason Statham, you WILL get laid. Not sure how anyone is complaining about baldness when the solution is that easy















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Prince William never was that good looking imo . Not bad looking with hair but I don't see what the rage is.
 

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I'm glad I don't have to resort to "Jason Statham" level copes. Just picture that. Every time your bald *** gets smacked in the face by reality your brain defaults to "b-b-but...muh Jason Statham".

You're not f*****g Jason Statham, you lost 4 points due to your baldness, you will have to settle in your relationship for an uggo, and people still think you look like sh*t, no matter what you force yourself to believe.

I have to admit when I first noticed a little bit of recession (only age 16/17) I really had the Bruce Willis idea in my head, just get ripped brah chicks will love it, thick neck and all that.

Luckily it was not aggressive and only recessed a bit more, then started diffusing around age 22, reality kicked in more. I mainly realised long before that muscly tough nut look will not save me, but to cope most of the time I tried to believe.

If/when I just have to bite the dust and shave it, I'll never be telling myself I'm Jason Statham of Vin Diesel for the rest of my life. That's for sure.
 
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