Explain Jason Statham And Rosie Huntington-whiteley

[Aldrich]

Explain why this bald, subhuman manlet has a kid and 7 year relationship with this Goddess. You can't say 'status' or 'money'. It's Hollywood, everyone has that sh*t, and a hundred more has NW0 and 6'4.

No shitposting. Explain this.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

10 + inch c***. My only explanation, not to mention he's fit as f***.

 

[dunno]

He's actually pretty awesome, not subhuman

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Dude has got to have game too. From street hustler, competitive swimmer, model, to the badass actor we see today.

 

[SmoothSailing]

Good looking, successful guy with a good looking successful woman, not much to explain besides the height difference which is unusual but not unheard of.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Good looking, successful guy with a good looking successful woman, not much to explain besides the height difference which is unusual but not unheard of.

They're the same height (5'9), she's wearing heels in OP.

 

[Grasshüpfer]

Also Statham is six foot something. Rosie is legit taller than the NBA average, so she is used to dating smaller men I guess.

-Edit-
I stand corrected. Statham is actually just slightly taller than me.
Shame on my fact checking.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Statham has that very masculine look that some women dig. He probably doesn't appeal to 19 year old girls, but I imagine a lot of women over 25 wouldn't say no to him even if he wasn't famous.

 

[Rudiger]

Statham has that very masculine look that some women dig. He probably doesn't appeal to 19 year old girls, but I imagine a lot of women over 25 wouldn't say no to him even if he wasn't famous.

Indeed.

It's because after dark he puts this on for her:

 

[IggyPop]

Explain why this bald, subhuman manlet has a kid and 7 year relationship with this Goddess. You can't say 'status' or 'money'. It's Hollywood, everyone has that sh*t, and a hundred more has NW0 and 6'4.

No shitposting. Explain this.

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The exception that proves the rule.

Btw. height and penis size are overrated, it´s all about the face. And his face is in the 99% percentile for his age group. I am sure the kid is gonna be good-looking.

 

[Medina]

Subhuman? He's a former Olympic diver, model and professional actor and is considered one of the best looking men in the UK

Troll harder

 

[Dante92]

Good-looking, famous, and rich. The three things that turn on a woman the most (or, better, the only things that turn on a woman) all combined in one man. Who would say no?

 

[GornMyson]

He would get laid still get laid if he just was a local bricklayer. He strikes me as some one who is still very down to earth.

Having Kelly Brook and Sophie monk in the back catalogue helps as well

 

[Guzam]

Explain why this bald, subhuman manlet has a kid and 7 year relationship with this Goddess. You can't say 'status' or 'money'. It's Hollywood, everyone has that sh*t, and a hundred more has NW0 and 6'4.

No shitposting. Explain this.

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Dunno guys, I really don't think he's good looking at all. Maybe we're influenced by the movies, because I can't see anything more than a copy and pasted buff ignoramus when I see him and his bald head. Whenever there's construction workers at the street's corner, there's always a Statham copy laying bricks or cutting the sewer open.
Also I think she has confidence issues because she can get much better c***; I have witnessed stunning women who settled with comfy uglies because of low self esteem and poor awareness.

 

[Rudiger]

Dunno guys, I really don't think he's good looking at all. Maybe we're influenced by the movies, because I can't see anything more than a copy and pasted buff ignoramus when I see him and his bald head. Whenever there's construction workers at the street's corner, there's always a Statham copy laying bricks or cutting the sewer open.

Yeah I thought this was pretty much the concencus on here, with him and Vin Diesel as well (but Diesel is actually ugly in my opinion).

To each their own, as a bald guy with large head I think he's a 6/10, could be worse and could still get laid with no fame or money, but I don't think he'd be a genuine "sex symbol" without his masculine movie roles and back catalogue of ridiculously hot women in their prime.

 

[g.i joey]

I'd bet a decent amount of money that she has a father who was bald at a young age.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

That doesn't help any of you on this forum - you are all ugly. But if you can become the exception in anything, there's a non-discriminate attractive female market for you.

Speak for yourself

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

I'd bet a decent amount of money that she has a father who was bald at a young age.

I'm betting against! Or is that rude now that I've looked up her father?

Here he is for you lazy motherfuckers:

 

[g.i joey]

Damn! Full head AND he's taller than her. This definitely just proves that statham is a rare exception.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

this is her brother:
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no hairloss in that family. Is it possible that she is attracted to Statham because he is so different?

He looks one Boy George's rent boys