Hair Beam- Unbelievable Email from Versacchi

[jfrank]

so, most of you are in agreement that the lasercomb actually does something? I've been on the comb of 8 weeks now.. started when my hair was in good shape.. now it looks like sh*t.. i lost way too much.. i'm thinking about thrashing it...

 

[Greg1]

Is this real?! Looks like a line out of a comedy sketch! This company can't be for real. Either that or someone hacked you and got your e-mail and is playing with you. Good night!

 

[hairyanimal]

I have to revive this to add a couple of Emails I just received from Versacchi.


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Retard !! a**h**!!! and a f*****g prize winning TWAT who everybody HATES - you mother is ashamed of you but you knew that anyway - your father poled you too for sure didn't he? Is that why your arse hurts??

When you die the worms wont come for you.... its the MAGGOTS coming for you ya PRICK!

From: ******** [mailto:******]
Sent: 30 March 2012 01:33
To: HairlossFAQ
Subject: Re: Query from www.hairlaser.co.uk

Hey Megan,

Better idea, hear me out - can I give you a spoon and you can eat my arse?

Regards

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On 30/03/2012 6:28 AM, HairlossFAQ wrote:
> Dear *****,
>
> Our apologies for the late reply but we were overwhelmed with orders and there are a few staff on annual leave.
>
> What would the world be like without observant and kind gentlemen like your good self?
>
> 1st Thank You for pointing out our inadequacies' in relation to our use of apostrophes.. I cant thank you enough, in fact I just want to reiterate how grateful we are that you took the time out of your valuable life to share your opinions and I just want you to know that we are sooooooooo grateful. I know I shouldn’t have used so many ooooooo's but you hopefully understand what I mean.
>
> I wonder did you have difficulty or trouble navigating the site, I can assure you that nobody has ever said that and I quote " Your site tells me absolutely nothing about the HairBeam other than the fact that it is just fantastic."
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> I can only recommend with graciousness and gratitude that you have a look here http://www.hairlaser.co.uk/hairlaser/la ... estoration
> There are continuous navigational buttons at the top, the left side and even on the footer of all the information enriched pages.
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> There is even a FAQ section FAQ is an abbreviation for Frequently asked questions.. See this here please http://www.hairlaser.co.uk/hairlaser/hairbeam-faq
> No please beware that you will need to click on the question before the answer to that specific question is revealed.
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> Can I take this opportunity again to sincerely Thank you and if you come across any other error, typos or just plain old human mishaps, then please reply directly to this email and feel free to air your opinions and views anytime.
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> Your sincerely
>
> Megan
> =====
> www.hairlaser.co.uk
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>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ***************** [mailto:***************]
> Sent: 28 March 2012 01:01
> Subject: Query from www.hairbeam.com
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> Name: ***************
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> Email: **********
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> Phone: 123546789
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> Location: uk
>
> Message: "HairBeam is the one laser device expert hair care professional's rate as number one" Remove the apostrophe from: professional's. Your site tells me absolutely nothing about the hairbeam other than the fact that it is just fantastic. I'll be the judge of that. I need you to tell me about the product, how it works, what makes it unique and very expensive etc.
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> Browser Info: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:9.0.1) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/9.0.1
> IP: *****************
> Date: 28-03-2012 12:01:17
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