Have You Arranged Your Funerals? Who Will Attach?

[Fanjeera]

Have you arranged who will do the last reattachment before the funeral?

 

[Noah]

I'll pop around and do it for you. Just let me know the date and time.

 

[Hangin'on Hair]

Screw it. You'll be dead. So you won't care anymore.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Imagine if you have fooled all your friends and relatives into thinking you have a full head of hair for your entire life. Then at your funeral you're NW7.

 

[buckthorn]

cremation. problem solved. I want to be cremated in the middle of a Bosley and have the flames from my body burn the entire building down. then, my life will be complete.

 

[kj6723]

Imagine if you have fooled all your friends and relatives into thinking you have a full head of hair for your entire life. Then at your funeral you're NW7.

Honestly...I think the joke might be on them at that point

 

[Fanjeera]

Imagine if you have fooled all your friends and relatives into thinking you have a full head of hair for your entire life. Then at your funeral you're NW7.

i think people wouldn't cry, but laugh

 

[TheHikingCat]

Maybe I could get a VERY private arrangement done with an attorney that they make sure my hair looks good.
It'd be cool if I got old and died and people said "wow, he had good hair right to the end". Those closest to me know that I'm wearing though.

 

[stachu]

Probably not hairs anymore XD

 

[Dench57]

holy f*** if I'm bald in the afterlife