HELP!!!

[kindabaldingontizop]

i just finished taking a sh*t when i wiped my *** and noticed that there were 3-5 hairs on the TP. they all had white bulbs at the end, is that good or bad? i just made an appt. with a dermatologist, although, perhaps i should see a proctologist? i dont know... i just hope i dont have *** Pattern Baldness (APB). if i do, should i start an *** hair regimen? im thinking i can use rogaine, the dropper should work just fine... in addition, i think ill shampoo my *** hairs with nizoral every 3 days. im hesitant about propecia, i dont want my *** cheeks to grow boobs....

so what do you guys think?

 

[Guest]

I think those aer very good ideas. You could have Rectum Effluvium.

 

[VoRteX]

*** Pattern Baldness (APB).

LOL!

A minoxidil/finasteride enema should do the trick. Shoot it in your butt with a garden hose and be sure to hold for 5minutes prior to expelling. Do this 15x/day. You will have a thick ***-beard in 30days guaranteed!

If you see no improvement after a month, you may need to see a specialist since it could be a**h** Areata.

 

[Loopydude]

*** wig

Might I suggest and *** toupee? I know, I know, nobody wants to wear a wig. Seriously, though, *** toupee technology has really advanced in the past few years. Many of the higher-end models are made with real, human *** hair that is color-matched to your own hairy *** to blend perfectly. I've been tempted to contribute a little *** hair myself for charity (philanthropists often donate *** toupees to burn victims whose asses have been horribly disfigured).

Bottompik and Couvrass also make a couple good concealers. You might even try an *** weave, though I don't know what the Butt Club for Men is charging. I'd explore these options before you go the drug route. b**ch tits on your *** is an embar-***-ing side effect, so avoid it if you can.

 

[kindabaldingontizop]

i appreciate all the advice. being that im only 25 i dont think ill go the surgical route at this time. i dont know how fast or how much longer my APB will progress, therfore, surgey would not be ideal. last thing i would want is the "island" look of hair on my ***. i think my best bet it to start an *** hair regimen ASAP. hopefully i will at least maintain the *** hair i have for the next 3-5 years. maybe by then there will be more effective treatments for APB. if nothing else, im sure surgical procedures will vastly be improved at that time.

 

[Loopydude]

Good luck

You never know. Butt-hair cloning might be the wave of the future, and could save your *** someday. I'm a little concerned about the potential cancer-promoting effects of growing ***-skin cells in culture, but as it is "where the sun don't shine", maybe the risk of ***-skin cancer is minimal.

I agree that, for the present, surgery is a bad idea. Many who get surgery for a receding ***-hair-line look pretty ridiculous in a few years without some sort of drug regimen.

Anyway, hang in there. I know how you feel. Maybe some people, like Michael Jordan, look good with a bald ***, but I doubt this white boy would.

 

[Guest]

I am going through the same.

Sadly, I had to go down the embarrasing route as it was my barber who actually 1st discovered my APB when he was cropping my bum hair.

My initial reaction was not good, as I tanked in his face.

All was forgiven in the end though.

He then gave me some butt gel, what I used to spike my bum.

 

[Grantspots]

I feel so fortunate for once. I haven't lost any butt hair and can still braid it into 12" pigtails just like I did when I was 16.

jerry grant

 

[Guest]

I also forgot to mention I am using minoxidil on the buttline and I'm 2B on the Asswood scale.

If my receeding buttline doesnt start to improve soon, I will have no choice then to go that 1 step further and use Marmite.

 

[Loopydude]

Heh

This thread is seriously funny. Somebody should develop the idea into a comedy routine.

 

[bombscience]

I have undergone Brazilian techniques ensuring me a healthy and long lasting hairy ***. Isolating the gene found in many males descendant of Italians long ago, Brazilian geneticists have been able to halt any shedding that occurs because of lack of hormones to the glutias maximus region.

Please PM me if you want the number of my doctor.

Thanks.

 

[Guest]

You're right about the minoxidil and Nizoral, but you aren't going to get a good thick coverage without propecia. Look what I got after only 9 months

I wish I started sooner on my scalp, I'm still waiting for full results.

 

[VoRteX]

Be careful about buying your APB drugs from India!!! This could happen to you!

 

[jvantin1]

f*****g hilarious. Men may be from Mars, but at least they can fuckin' laugh when the going gets tough.

Thanks for the words of ***-piration.

 

[Loopydude]

GAAAAHH

That pic...I'm going to have nightmares tonight...

 

[Guest]

Damn, vortex72-->, that you? Damn...

 

[justasking]

OMG

I haven't laughed this hard in...well, a long time. Serious depression today over the hair, and then this thread. You guys are great.

I was making a ton of progress and now, just massive shedding. I'm under a shitload of physical and psychological stress and am in a situation where I'm rooming with a bunch of other people and don't have any privacy to do all my treatments, so I'm paying the price.

Thanks for the great posts.

Trimcomin/minoxidil/laser comb/fns now and then/T-Gel off and on

 

[Guest]

Ive decided to try out the HairMax Butt Comb.

Many *** hair transplant surgeons are using the ButtComb to complement their *** hair transplant. Low level Laser has been shown to help the doughnut area heal as well as for the new graphs to take better hold and grow *** hair faster.

Typical User Experience

Individuals vary, but within the first 5 to 10 weeks, you should notice early general improvements in your cheek region. These improvements should include shinier and thicker *** hair.

Over the next few months, you may notice your bum hair gradually becoming fuller, stronger and denser. Over time, all users - men and women - usually notice progressively increasing benefits as they use their HairMax ButComb - including less farting at the dinner table.

Like brushing your teeth to maintain healthy teeth & gums, regular stroking of the butt is recommended. As little as once a week for 10 minutes is sufficient to achieve results over time.

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Ill give it a go for 1 month, if the comb doesnt work I'll sadly have to go one step further and get a *** hair transplant. In the mean time, Ill keep using the Couveass.

 

[Guest]

This thread deserves bumping.

Loopydude was hilarious.

 

[stax]

Gunner your a hilarious cat man !. I used the hairmax laser comb for 5 months and it didnt do jack sh*t for my hair, but when i tried it on my asshair it made it incredibly more thicker and fuller. It made my asshair so thick and full that i could no longer wipe my *** because all my thick full *** hair was getting in the way. So anybody interested in thicker fuller *** hair i urge you to purchase a hairmax laser comb RIGHT NOW :!: