How Can I keep Nizoral from Contacting My Face? Any Ideas?

[ShedMaster]

gourmetstylewellness.com, is it possible for you to make an instructional video? i just can not grasp the concepts you are trying to explain. I'm sorry, some of us are just not as educated as you. Can you make this video for us to share? A head and up shot is all that is necessary.


Praussibly?

 

[GourmetStyleWellness]

I think most prassably people would benefit from "The Shelf", previously mentioned by Dick Hyman. Here again is his elegant dissertation.

this is easy. You can construct what I call a "shelf" to buffer your forehead from your hair. All you need is a few 6 inch strips of vinyl siding, duct tape, a healthy supply of wax, and sturdy carboard. You put all that $#iT together and you end up with this really ugly and uncomfortable helmet thing. Tape the shelf to your forehead and you should be able to keep out the shampoo.

***WARNING: The "shelf" doesn't work at all, under any circumstances. Not only do you get more shampoo in your face than you would without the shelf, you also get bloodied lacerations across your brow. I have a large dent in my forehead now in the shape of the letter "V" as a result of using the shelf********

good luck with the shelf, hope it is helpful,

Dick Van Dyke

 

[ShedMaster]

the shelf seems like a logical and practical tool, however, I'm concerned about the disclaimer note. anyone else's thoughts?

 

[GourmetStyleWellness]

Using the pre-established intelligence in this thread, i think it is safe to say that the disclaimer is probably just enjoyable reading material, prose if you will, to give the overall shelf description more color and interest. its just advisory material that can be ignored.

gourmetstylewellness.com

 

[Guest]

Just for once I am not going to join in the urine-extraction and give you a simple answer to your question.

Buy a Face-Cloth (we call them Flannels in England).

Wet face cloth in bath, shower or sink where you are washing your hair.

Wet hair but then dab your hair with a towel to remove excess water.

Put a pea-sized amount of nizoral in the palm of one hand.

Lather into your hair but start at the crown and back of your head and initially avoid the front of your head.

Now rinse the lather off of one of your hands and pick up your wet face-cloth.

Hold the wet face cloth against your forehead and lather the front of your hair and hairline.

Rinse off your other hand.

Remove face cloth from your forehead, using it too wipe away any stray lather that may have creeped onto your forehead or face.

Leave on your head for 5 minutes or so, occasionally checking to make sure none has creeped down onto your pretty face.

Rinse off using fresh water whilst tilting head back slightly or just hold the face-cloth over your face again whilst doing it normally.

Bada-bing! nizoral wash with no irrtation.

Alternatively get your Mum to wash your hair for you whilst you cower in the bathtub with the face-cloth over your face.

 

[GourmetStyleWellness]

Orrr just lean your head back so it washes down your back instead of onto your face?

:shock:

gourmetstylewellness.com

 

[Guest]

Orrr just lean your head back so it washes down your back instead of onto your face?

:shock:

gourmetstylewellness.com

They don't seem to like that technique much, so I thought I'd waste 7 minutes of my life coming up with a more convaluted one.

:wink: :wink: :wink:

 

[biff]

Got a better idea. Get a rubber glove and cut the fingers off. Then stretch what is left over your face so your hair sticks out the top where the fingers once were. Hey presto! You now have an ingenious face protector! Don't even think about stealing this idea. I'm off to the patent office. :lol:

 

[Radio]

Everything you need for safe shampooing.

 

[sanchez]

some of these ideas aint bad. Deaners seems to work pretty well so ill stick to that one for the time being. Personally, I dont find the fact that a drop of chemicals irritates someones face funny, in fact thats not even remotely close to being funny. But thats just me I guess. Tilting your head doesnt do sh*t. It doesnt work for me Ive already stated that in a previous post. But Deaners idea does the trick pretty well. Thx for the help.

 

[Thinning]

Go with the shelf dude.

 

[Guest]

I would place some vaseline all over your face before washing your hair. Or some other gay lubricant cream....

 

[Radio]

It is not out of the question to have your face surgically removed prior to bathing, if you are careful with the scalpel and don't sever any major blood supplies or facial nerves it takes just a little stitching and a few weeks on powerful pain killers and immune suppressants to put your face back on.

 

[Guest]

It is not out of the question to have your face surgically removed prior to bathing, if you are careful with the scalpel and don't sever any major blood supplies or facial nerves it takes just a little stitching and a few weeks on powerful pain killers and immune suppressants to put your face back on.

It has to be Tynan, surely....

 

[Wezz]

Everything you need for safe shampooing.

how are we going to apply nizoral through this ?

is there any directions ?

 

[Thinning]

how are we going to apply nizoral through this ?

is there any directions ?

Open up the eye sockets and pour directly into your eyes.

 

[GourmetStyleWellness]

LOL ... every time i shower now I think of this damn thread. I even talk to myself now... out loud in the shower. "See, lean your freaking head back and ... oh look! the water goes down the back instead of the front!" ....

Okay so maybe I was a little brash (is that the word?) in my original response. I admit when I apply Nizoral I do wipe my forehead with a wash cloth just to keep any from dripping down. If my forehead is bone dry, it reduces the chances of it sliding down.

One thing is for sure, nizoral in the eyes will make you scream bloody murder.

gourmetstylewellness.com

 

[GourmetStyleWellness]

Got a better idea. Get a rubber glove and cut the fingers off. Then stretch what is left over your face so your hair sticks out the top where the fingers once were. Hey presto! You now have an ingenious face protector! Don't even think about stealing this idea. I'm off to the patent office. :lol:

And as we all know, if you've got a patent for it, its a sure CURE to the condition it treats!!!!

 

[Wezz]

tilt back method worked well

 

[blaze]

i think the shelf is an excellent idea...i will try it tonight. thanks!