How Do You Bald (male pattern baldness) As Much As Possible?

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How can I start balding my head with male pattern baldness as much as possible? If the answer is to raise my androgen levels, what can I intake or do to increase these levels? I assume strength excercise and injecting anabolic steroids would raise them, but what else?
 

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Just stick your head in a fire for a few minutes. Should take your hair right off.
 

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What the f*** is wrong with you boi?
The idea is to learn what heightens androgen levels and whatever else there might be that increases male pattern baldness.
Just stick your head in a fire for a few minutes. Should take your hair right off.
So if i set my hair on fire I will achieve male pattern baldness? Are you sure the sides of my head will be unaffected by this procedure?
 

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The idea is to learn what heightens androgen levels and whatever else there might be that increases male pattern baldness.

So if i set my hair on fire I will achieve male pattern baldness? Are you sure the sides of my head will be unaffected by this procedure?

Eat some raw fish mate it hugely increases DHT. Doubles it in most cases. Get some raw tuna and raw eels at your local fish market.
 

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The idea is to learn what heightens androgen levels and whatever else there might be that increases male pattern baldness.

So if i set my hair on fire I will achieve male pattern baldness? Are you sure the sides of my head will be unaffected by this procedure?

I said head, not hair.
 

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Eat some raw fish mate it hugely increases DHT. Doubles it in most cases. Get some raw tuna and raw eels at your local fish market.
Interesting. Do you have a source for this claim? What would it be in raw fish that increases DHT levels?
I said head, not hair.
So if I set my head on fire I will achieve male pattern baldness? Are you sure the sides of my head will be unaffected by this procedure?
 

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Take steroids by injection. If you want to be bald so bad why not just shave your head everyday?
 

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Take steroids by injection. If you want to be bald so bad why not just shave your head everyday?
I have an idea of that if I learn how to spike my body with androgen levels then that could decrease them in the long run. Our bodies can find it difficult to produce regular levels of certain hormones if we've been medicating with said hormones to increase their levels and later on withdraw from these medications.
 

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I have an idea of that if I learn how to spike my body with androgen levels then that could decrease them in the long run. Our bodies can find it difficult to produce regular levels of certain hormones if we've been medicating with said hormones to increase their levels and later on withdraw from these medications.
You make absolutely no sense.
 

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So, can't tell if this guy is a troll or is serious.

If you ARE serious, there is a place for men that do this, on the web. Male Pattern Baldness by Choice. Most use some sort of mechanical depilitation. I have been told it hurts like hell, but the results are near permanent. There are laser treatments, those are expensive, and also hurt like hell. Once you do this, there is no turning back.

Whatever stirs your hollandaise my good (bald) friend once said.
 

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Take steroids by injection. If you want to be bald so bad why not just shave your head everyday?
Of course I do. You just don't comprehend. People that suffer from an overactive or underactive thyroid gland for example may need to take medication to compensate for this. Once they compensate with medication they could find themselves dependant on it because the thyroid gland has been tampered with.
 

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Of course I do. You just don't comprehend. People that suffer from an overactive or underactive thyroid gland for example may need to take medication to compensate for this. Once they compensate with medication they could find themselves dependant on it because the thyroid gland has been tampered with.
I think you would fit right in on the sly bald guys forum. Go talk to those guys, we can't help you here.
 

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So, can't tell if this guy is a troll or is serious.

If you ARE serious, there is a place for men that do this, on the web. Male Pattern Baldness by Choice. Most use some sort of mechanical depilitation. I have been told it hurts like hell, but the results are near permanent. There are laser treatments, those are expensive, and also hurt like hell. Once you do this, there is no turning back.

Whatever stirs your hollandaise my good (bald) friend once said.
Interesting, but it's not the information I'm seeking. I'm interested in knowing how to spike my androgen levels.
 

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Interesting, but it's not the information I'm seeking. I'm interested in knowing how to spike my androgen levels.
Testosterone injections, its basic androgen knowledge. DHT and testosterone cause hair loss, what more is there really to know?
 

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I think you would fit right in on the sly bald guys forum. Go talk to those guys, we can't help you here.
So, on this forum you're only interested in treating the symptoms and not in gaining knowledge in order to battle the root of the problem?
 

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So, on this forum you're only interested in treating the symptoms and not in gaining knowledge in order to battle the root of the problem?
The root of the problem is androgens, that's why the condition is called ANDROGENic Alopecia. It's not rocket science. If you want to be bald inject testosterone. If you want to reverse it use treatments like finasteride, dutasteride, estrogen and any other anti androgen you can get your hands on.
 
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