How do you explain no gf and balding to your parents?

[Feelsbadman]

i kept trying to explain to my mum that i can't get a gf because i'm balding short and pale with dark circles and women don't like that then she started saying giving examples of rich ugly men like jeff bezos andi said im not rich and then she said you just go to be confident and i said just be confident bro and she thought i was being weird and said when am i going to move out and find a wife
parents are so mean i swear

 

[Diffused_confidence]

i kept trying to explain to my mum that i can't get a gf because i'm balding short and pale with dark circles and women don't like that then she started saying giving examples of rich ugly men like jeff bezos andi said im not rich and then she said you just go to be confident and i said just be confident bro and she thought i was being weird and said when am i going to move out and find a wife
parents are so mean i swear

She comes from a totally different generation where to meet guys you had to go out and put effort in. Now women get bombarded with attention from Instagram and dudes slide in their dms every day. The game has completely changed and boomers still think like it's the Reagan years.

My dad, who is bald, told me baldness won't mean much. I remind him that he met my mom and married her and had a kid when he had hair and that the dating market is a totally different game now.

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

I scheduled a 2 hour long presentation with them during which I brutally redpilled them on women, hypergamy and postmodernism.

 

[fauxhawk]

Just tell them your gay and hair is for pussies

 

[KevinEdEddEddy]

Beat them up, for conceiving you. Tbh they ask you only so you don't rope because they know that as a bald guy only sex you will get is prison rape when you get arrested for being subhuman