CabrenBeck
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Wow, this is bizarre that I was so inspired to join due to what I’ve randomly read in this massive thread that some moderator has still not closed for God knows what reason with all of the poking, prodding, comparative “Oh yeah, well I’m worse off then you because…’s”, and sensitive balding feelings being trampled… and, well, I’m glad its not… because I want to maybe (hopefully) jackhammer some serious help here. I’ve seen these forums before, and kept to myself being more of a voyeur trying to find “real inhibitors” to balding. Here’s the deal, and any doctor that tells you otherwise is full of it, dead folicals are gone – there is no such thing as regeneration of dead follicles (completely gone, mind you, not tiny weak hairs that can be seen under a film loop -- those little boogers still stand a chance believe it or not, no matter how tiny), at least not yet. If there was that inventor would be an overnight multi-billionaire. By the way, I’m going to mix in dry humor and dark humor, is that okay? Well, that’s my shtick, and I’m no slouch, so stick with me; in fact, I’m pretty damn intelligent if I do say so myself, and social wit to equal, so smile out loud at my jackassedness if you like – cool, we good? Okay, so yes, I start bold… but hey, people want answers, don’t they? And baldness is seriously bittering, awful like no one balding understands, and can cause serious inner sadness, so this young guy, Toms is it? God what I wouldn’t do to be 20 again, even losing hair… but Toms, the brain tumor comments, wow pal, you are young still and really have no clue. You need to shut that valve off. You really wanna wish a brain tumor on yourself? Buddy, that’s your oozing testosterone. I know you really don’t mean anyone harm, but that comment is really a sign of sher ignorance. I know youre hurting, but a brain tumor… you have no clue buddy… none. Psych help? Maybe? Show me a psyche that isn’t in the business because they themselves have serious problems, and are in it out of sharing their wealth of stupendous secrets to emotional balance, and I’ll show you a million dollar bill. I know… but seriously, I’m just sayin’… I’ve seen quite a few for marriage counselors when my ex-trophywife and I were going through our god awful divorce. I say that because you don’t know true evil until you meet twin brothers denial and lack-of-intellect. Now mix 3 precious little blond boys, very intelligent little boys, in that scenario who have no idea why their stable life is being ripped apart and staring in the teary eyes of 3 little men, far before they should be men, I’ll show you doting fatherly pain the likes you would not wish on your very worst enemy. OMG I just joined the I’m worse off than you club… no I didn’t… I have a point…. And you are saying you’d rather have a brain tumor. Dude… no one is going to listen to you let alone hear your pain with seemingingly out of control selfish statements like that… I just turned 44, and after a 24 year glimps into my past… I get you. I understand what you mean, but you need to think MORE before you blurt. I say blurt, because you are speaking with exclamation points… why? Because you are absolutely jacked with testosterone! As 90% of balding men are! It is a genetic flaw… and it makes you many of many things, but I’ll tell you one thing, I’ll bet sure as scheiße you’re not impotent, or low sperm count… its possible I know, but I’ll bet your top notich in those areas… as near all balding men are. a*** retentive? Yeah, sure, I have no doubt. Or is it you supplement with an eating disorder? Over eating? Yep, that can happen. Explosive temper? Why not? Or explosive temper you keep under control with twitches? Or… if you’re super creative, you keep that scheiße under control with “projects” or “hobbies” like home projects (which you are too young for, but it starts with rearranging your room in your youth, organizing and understanding the Dewey decimal system and almost liking it more than most in the class) or maybe even selective ADD’edness… when I say that you know you are avoiding what you should be doing, by chosing to do something equally or perhaps even more challenging then what you should be doing because it is personally more satisfying int the moment. Like me helping you instead of me caring about me. For god sakes what am I doing……. (gasp)….. anyway….. dropping out of school is idiotic. Period. No question. Maybe your home life wasn’t the greatest on top of your current issue, plus they don’t understand and make you feel like you are horrifically over reacting. Yea. I’ll bet. Story of many of our lives. So everyone, remember when you were in your twenties, early twenties and showing the beginning stages of balding? If you don’t because you weren’t, you have no clue so be quite. But if you did… it’s the worst. It is so bad. I have a very potent personality, thank Christ, who in all pictures had an awesome head of hair I might add, give the kid a break maybe. It doesn’t hurt that I’ve been told I have natural good looks, that is, thank God, a pure luck scenario that I have some fortune, plus, I’ve learned to keep weight off and keep at the gym (which sucks, I hate personalities at the gym probably more than anyone, and man, want to see a testosterone problem trapped in a can, join X-Sport out of Chicagolan… hahaaaaa, but hey, your physique is totally and completely under your control. God Damn it, overweight people get more Wal-Mart geriatric “it’s a condition that we can’t help” than we do! That’s insane! I don’t give a good god daaaaaarnit… that can be helped. If you are bald and overweight… then you have a lot of work a head of you pal/missy but I don’t want to hear a “painful-to-my-ears” boohoo about the weight. You can completely morph your metabolism, thank God. That is something you can totally control. And to be honest, at my age, it’s pretty sad an uncommon that eating healthy and working out is so horrifically uncommon that balding is FINALLY not so important to women… IT’S TRUE, GOD, THANK THE LORD… and dating is a snap. But at your age… it’s a pretty damn big deal. But Toms… your personality bro… it sounds pretty not so great… no one likes you? Man how were you raised? Are you just constantly on the suck? That means things that suck is all that comes out of my mouth for non-Americans BTW. Okay… I’d love to write a novel here, and really want to honestly, I want to help you and feel your pain, but, and… evillocks… you need to go to the GYM too.. it helps everyone. And your disorder… wow……. Damn… I say that meaning concern, not to make you feel in more peril. Work on your body… men LOVE LOVE LOVE fit and tight… I’m not even that, but you can do this and it supplements more than you can imagine… plus it can keep your youth. And tan a bit. Its true. This will help. Your hair… transplants. This is the only way to make this area of your unhappiness whole again. Your problem is most likely too much testosterone in your genes. Your from Norway. My ancestors were Dutch and German. Angst is not an issue in Bavaria and Scandinavia for no reason. No money? No funding? I’m not kidding… this is what you do… you don’t feel good? Your world feels collapsing on you and no one can help you? You can’t afford this scary surgery? Eh, em… cure… here’s what you do… I’m going to get deleted for this and I don’t care so long as you see it first and PRINT IT BEFORE IT GETS DELETED: No funding? Parents won’t help? Apply of credit cards. Keep them well paid to 0 balance until you have about maybe $25K worth…? That’s the most I think you might ever need… in the mean time, serious birth-control, finipecia, men’s Rogaine at 5% (get ready to deal with some unwanted hair in other regions… buuuut… there are other men that, you know, might like that, I’m just, WHAT!, throwing the truth into the wind like a torch lighting up a nocturnal attacking guerrilla army. Seriously… I’m just sayin… anyway…. Then, do serious research on an excellent hair graph expert (hair transplants), because that is the road you will end up going if you want this cured. You have a condition similar to male pattern baldness, but it is trickier to deal with, so you need a very good doctor to do this surgery and that doesn’t mean the most expensive… it means a good one. I know it is a bit of a needle in a haystack, but it is doable. Look…. My hair is like baby’s hair it is so soft and thin… I had $2500 of micrographs done that nearly all died due to male pattern baldness, so I feel your pain, just a little.. you’re a woman.. so I can’t imagine what you are going through even so. Toms, you just follow this without the birth control bit, and you’ll be fine my little squealypants, especially the working out part, because you need a little back bone for sure. So, find a good doctor, and max those cards out, one by one, until you are as happy as I accidentally made myself off of this crazy intuition to free myself of serious baldness. It does stick and last forever, I’m proof… but it you have to still make sure you get a good surgeon. It can be a hack business, no doubt. Anyway, would love to hear if there really is anything else that is honestly helpful out there to inhibit male pattern baldness, but Rogaine and Propecia are all I am truly aware of. By the way, a pinch of very slight impotence and sensitivity in the groin are pretty normal with a sudden decline of testosterone you’ve had your whole life… so quitting on those notes are up to you, but yes, I had some unpleasant testicular “vain tugging” is what it feels like, and some slight but noticeable deflation of the mast when I’m not just horny as can be, but that all went away after time. I mean completely went way. I know everyone is different, but I’m my own and only placebo test, so that is what I went through with finpecia. Plus, there is a scary shedding stage too that passes. Hope this helps more than it hurts. I’m going to go have a chew and work on my snowmobile before winter comes… because exploding high speed drifts at night or in a sunset on the meanest machine known to man… that is fun like I can’t describe. By the way, I have custody of my 3 little boys, and I am their world like you will never know and I love them to bits, so in case you want any wise cracks there, I got ya beat. Sometimes Jennifer Elfman lookalikes don’t always win in court custody battles with the right backing materials. You see, its not the money, its because I’m the one that bathes them, clips their nails and takes them to the doctor, and studies with them with their homework hours on end... so its me that really and truly wants them in my life… not to collect some despicable check just to secretly let them fall into neglect. I love them and want them in my daily life. They are my little mini me’s. Anyway… I have a decent head of hair now and have for 18-20 years and just paid my racked up CC bills i created back then… but… there is always bankruptcy too… at least in the states there is. Not promoting… just sayin’… better than a brain tumor…. sue me for lack of paragraph breaks by the way... I don't care, I love it. ;-D
