How To Lose All Of Your Hair Extremely Fast

buckthorn

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Is anybody aware of any methods to drastically accelerate the male pattern baldness process? I'm looking for a way to get through the process in about one to four months. I'm aware of DHT cream but I'm looking for something a little safer that wouldn't change my sperm characteristics.
of you want to lose your hair really fast, just do what I do... it seems to work really f*cking well God damnnit.
 

stachu

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Topic tittle sounds like some kind of tutorial on youtube. Lol.
 

whatevr

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"I want to do something that might not even be necessary and ruin my life for the next few years because of an irrational fear I have of getting a side effect from a potential upcoming treatment that may never even materialize."
-OP
 

JHCL1990

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You mean, to slow down the process... That makes sense.

If you want to speed it up.. Wash your hair twice a day. Don't medicate for baldness.

Also, take androgen/DHT supplements.

Do something stressful with your life. Try bunji jumping, or a dangerous sport. Be sure to
work long stressful hours.

Get a manager whose an a**h**. Give him unrealistic early deadlines, that you know
you can't make.

Starve yourself. Eat a low protein diet. f*** vitamins and food that helps your hair grow.

Best advice to help you speed your hair loss.

Honestly, I think the only thing that will actually accelerate your male pattern baldness and make you permanently lose hair is anabolic steroids. I don't think there's any evidence that stress or diet accelerates male pattern baldness. Yes, you CAN lose hair from a horrible diet or overwhelming stress, but I'm pretty sure those hairs will return.
 

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As others suggested, if I were you I'd do anabolic steroids. As a matter of fact the only thing stopping me from even doing a very mild cycle is the thought of ending up slick bald. But for the love of god do ur research if u start taking steroids.
 

CopeForLife

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The more confidence you are getting the less hair you have. Try this.

That's why bald guys are SO confident (and women DO dig into this!).
 

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You sure have a lot of faith in Tsuji if you're willing to do this... Most treatments coming seem to be preventative rather than curitative. This is very stupid.
 

shookwun

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its all bullshit.
The only viable approach is a transplant.

hair pieces are not a solution unless you are over NW5
 

Pray The Bald Away

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"I want to do something that might not even be necessary and ruin my life for the next few years because of an irrational fear I have of getting a side effect from a potential upcoming treatment that may never even materialize."
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If you actually took the time to read the thread you would realize that I said this was for possible future reference. Do you always say stupid sh*t or was this just an off day for you?
 

Pray The Bald Away

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You sure have a lot of faith in Tsuji if you're willing to do this... Most treatments coming seem to be preventative rather than curitative. This is very stupid.
See the above comment.
 

Pray The Bald Away

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Good. Then in the future you and anyone else reading can be reminded that it's a very bad idea.



Yes.
Care to explain why it would be a bad idea to try to get rid of dying hair after a proven treatment has come to market? Not sure what point you're making.
 

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Once the treatment is actually available that's a different story. I still don't see why, though.

Just let those hairs die their natural death then. It's a question of whether this treatment will be able to provide high enough density to run into the problem of there not being enough space for the new follicles, or them merging into one. It's all just speculation at this point.

Does electrolysis completely remove the follicle? If not, then that's no better than just letting it die on its own.
 

Kevand

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I be
Once the treatment is actually available that's a different story. I still don't see why, though.

Just let those hairs die their natural death then. It's a question of whether this treatment will be able to provide high enough density to run into the problem of there not being enough space for the new follicles, or them merging into one. It's all just speculation at this point.

Does electrolysis completely remove the follicle? If not, then that's no better than just letting it die on its own.
The purpose of the thread is for the future if the treatment comes out. I don't Think he intends to go bald now.

DHT Cream?
 
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