How would you commit seppuku if you wanted to?

[Caillou]

I'm sorry I posted this, wasn't in the right state of mind

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Mishima-Style

Don't be a Dazai-Faggotron

 

[Caillou]

Mishima-Style

Don't be a Dazai-Faggotron

Actually based and cool. I might change my plan and take a katana instead of a gun to off myself with in a remote place

But bleeding to death is gonna be reeeeally painful

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Actually based and cool. I might change my plan and take a katana instead of a gun to off myself with in a remote place

But bleeding to death is gonna be reeeeally painful

That's why his toy boy was supposed to go for a quick decapitation in the old samurai style, after the bowls had been cut. But he fucked it up, because Mishima was into limp wristed twinks.

 

[Butterbean Head]

Assuming you become a cueball and have no way of getting back your hair and it's basically time for the rope?

Mine would be either taking a gun and shooting myself in a peaceful place where my body would never be found, or poisoning myself with ricin and dying on my bed. Honestly thinking about that is very comforting since it means that I can escape the Norwood Reaper by offing myself

What's your favorite suicide method?

Cueball here.

Bareback business is my preferred method.................

Although I yearn to be in one of the shires alone without a home and have a heart-attack on the canal where the Ducks, Swans, Geese and Moorhens consume this corrupted meat-suit.

Yeah..........................

 

[Oknow]

Assuming you become a cueball and have no way of getting back your hair and it's basically time for the rope?

Mine would be either taking a gun and shooting myself in a peaceful place where my body would never be found, or poisoning myself with ricin and dying on my bed. Honestly thinking about that is very comforting since it means that I can escape the Norwood Reaper by offing myself

What's your favorite suicide method?

stop being a pussy, grow a pair and live your life

 

[Butterbean Head]

stop being a pussy, grow a pair and live your life

I bet his pair are follicle-free as well...............

 

[Caillou]

Cueball here.

Bareback business is my preferred method.................

Although I yearn to be in one of the shires alone without a home and have a heart-attack on the canal where the Ducks, Swans, Geese and Moorhens consume this corrupted meat-suit.

Yeah..........................

Nah fr give me a serious answer this time

 

[Caillou]

stop being a pussy, grow a pair and live your life

If I lose all my hair I might as well be lower than some cattle's feces

Without my hair I'm nothing but a filthy disgusting maggot

 

[Butterbean Head]

Nah fr give me a serious answer this time

Serious, die by my hooker friends.

 

[Oknow]

If I lose all my hair I might as well be lower than some cattle's feces

Without my hair I'm nothing but a filthy disgusting maggot

Get a system like @doubleindemnity

 

[Butterbean Head]

Get a system like @doubleindemnity

System of a down...............syndrome.

 

[Caillou]

Get a system like @doubleindemnity

My hair currently isn't that bad and I think Oral Minoxidil is working for me

But just thinking about potentially being completely bald makes me wanna choke on a gun

 

[Oknow]

My hair currently isn't that bad and I think Oral Minoxidil is working for me

But just thinking about potentially being completely bald makes me wanna choke on a gun

If your hair is not that bad then live your life

I have a NW2 and will be getting laid tonight with @Butterbean Head long lost daughter

 

[Butterbean Head]

If your hair is not that bad then live your life

I have a NW2 and will be getting laid tonight with @Butterbean Head long lost daughter

Make sure you wear.

I don't want a half-tinted son-in-law who wears a Turban to hide his NW2.

 

[Oknow]

Make sure you wear.

I don't want a half-tinted son-in-law who wears a Turban to hide his NW2.

stubble

 

[Butterbean Head]

stubble

It's alright.

When you eat her out, you'll c*m back up looking like me.

 

[Oknow]

It's alright.

When you eat her out, you'll c*m back up looking like me.

ginger?

 

[Oknow]

It's alright.

When you eat her out, you'll c*m back up looking like me.

brown ginger?
Do you get ginger brown men?

 

[Butterbean Head]

ginger?

No silly, a real man's beard