I Like Saggy, But It Don't Like Me.....

[Butterbean Head]

Right then, perhaps I am an anomaly, but I don't desire a woman who is slim and in shape.

I am turned on by cellulite, stretchmarks, drooping lob-sided milkers and a bag hairy baggy pouch.

Considering most of the UKs female population is the aforementioned, is it too much to ask to find a partner with those traits?

 

[Young&thinning]

Right then, perhaps I am an anomaly, but I don't desire a woman who is slim and in shape.

I am turned on by cellulite, stretchmarks, drooping lob-sided milkers and a bag hairy baggy pouch.

Considering most of the UKs female population is the aforementioned, is it too much to ask to find a partner with those traits?

Lol

 

[BurningCoals]

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
- Neill Armstrong

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
- Martin Luther King

I am turned on by cellulite, stretchmarks, drooping lob-sided milkers and a bag hairy baggy pouch.
- Butterbean Head

 

[Butterbean Head]

Mr Coals, it's either the above, or "Due to the fact I am a big hairy scary bald monster".........

 

[Butterbean Head]

Ah, I'm bloody living in a fantasy world. I'm never going to find a varicose-veined woman to love this butter-bean head.....

 

[Butterbean Head]

They keep tempting me walking past in those figure hugging leggings whilst pushing the stroller.......I do like jelly on my toast.

 

[Norwoodcel]

Council estates are full of them

 

[Young&thinning]

Council estates are full of them

Or the local job centre. The fat underclass slobs.

 

[Butterbean Head]

Yes, these are the ones I want.

All lined up and bent over to take my tantalising tadpoles.