I went clubbing for the 1st time this week.

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I have never been before so I didn't really know what to do.

I felt quite nervous.

Anyway, I got there.

It was about 7pm. The club wasn't packed just yet but I did notice there were about 25 or so people walking around the club.

For the 1st time in my life, I felt really with it.

It was now still only 7.15pm, so I made my way to the toilet.

When I reached the toilet, I felt something hard in my pocket. It was my travel size toppik.

I took my cap off and started to dab away, trying to increase my hair count just incase someone took my cap off without me knowing.

You should have seen the concentration etched on my face as I tried to line the keratin dust up on my hairline.

I felt so hip.

As I made my way out of the toilet, I noticed the club had become quite full.

About 500+ people all dancing.

This was the 1st time I had felt part of it. The 1st time I had gone clubbing.

So I slowly started to dance.

I was just slowly minding my own business jiving away.

I then made my way to the centre of the dance floor and was dancing amongst about 200 other people.

I then thought to myself “ok, I need to make an impact.â€￾

I then made my way back to the corner of the hall and sat down.

As sat down, I felt another bump in my back pocket.

It was my 5% Rogaine extra strength.

All of a sudden, I got out out of my seat and started to do a furious rendition of the norwood groove.

You should have seen me.

I was making norwood 3v signals.

I was really making norwood 3v signals whilst dancing.

I then made a shape of a norwood 6.

I was doing the Norwood groove in full flow.

I felt so happening.

I then noticed that a crowd starting to form around me.

They started to clap me on. As they clapped me on, I got encouraged.

Probably too much.

I then pulled out my regaine extra strength, placed it on the floor and started to furiously jive around it.

Everyone was clapping, shouting and cheering as I grooved around my bottle of minoxidil.

I was really making a difference.

I felt so hip.

The dumb expression on my face stood out in the Florissant lighting, as I proudly jigged around my bottle of regaine.

I was jigging around my minoxidil bottle, with my knees proudly bending as I circled the bottle.

I was living life to the full.

All of a sudden I started to enthusiastically wave my hands in the air in an uncontrollable manner.

Saliva was dripping from my mouth as I started to shout "Dr Lee is the best, he is better then all the rest!"

Everyone stopped and looked at me in puzzlement.

With the dumb expression still firmly etched on my face I shouted again "Dr LEE is the best he is better then the rest"

It was all quiet.

Everyone was just gazing at me in astonishment.

It was still quiet.

All of a sudden, the beat started again.

I got up and commenced jigging to the Norwood beat.

The crowd got on their feet and cheered as I glided around my minoxidil bottle in pure excitement.

I was so cool.

I was the life and sole of the party.

I was living life to the full.
 

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how am i the only one who stops reading your posts after the second sentence. these threads by you are getting old. you have too much time on your hands
 
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hopewas said:
how am i the only one who stops reading your posts after the second sentence. these threads by you are getting old. you have too much time on your hands

Because you're a tit.
 

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I second that. Nice story Gunner, made me smile :)
 

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hopewas said:
how am i the only one who stops reading your posts after the second sentence. these threads by you are getting old. you have too much time on your hands

i second that
 
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Gunner said:
hopewas said:
how am i the only one who stops reading your posts after the second sentence. these threads by you are getting old. you have too much time on your hands

Because you're a tit.

:lol: LOL :lol:
 

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do you people giggle after you type this corny sh*t as if it were funny? no wonder so many of you b**ch about not being able to get laid. i honestly think most of you would still have the same problem even if you didn't have hairloss. the realization of that might stop all of your laughing emoticons use
 
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i get laid and i use the :lol: . And GUnner, your stories are hilarious. I think your *** is going crazy. And hopewas, are you upset because he called you a tit? Get over it fool, you are a grown man can't you take a joke.
 

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You're posts are a living nightmare, I don't know what drugs you're taking, but when I read your posts I think of movies like David Cronnenberg's Naked Lunch or Stanley Kubrick's The Shining. Please stop your posts they're creepin me out.
 

hopewas

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yes. i was insulted being called a tit. please. how is that an insult?i speak the truth in my posts and just say what's on my mind. it's not retaliatory. i sometimes think some of you have 3 screen names here to back yourselves up. surely..hard to believe that most of you have this corny of a personality
 

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Gunner that was halarious...

Gunner !
I love your posts, it combines the feeling of insanity, loniness and humour all together... if it weren't for the humour i think i'll go insane...

Didn't expect to get a smile going on this forum

thanks gunner

derek

PS and whether you believe me or not, I'm NOT Gunner under another name.
 

Rage

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IWhen i first read one of Gunners posts.. i thought he was for real!

But this one brought a smile, along the lines of "W-T-F mate" .. brings something different to the forums instead of the usual "propercia will rot your balls", just don't do it too often yer!
 

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hopewas said:
do you people giggle after you type this corny sh*t as if it were funny? no wonder so many of you b**ch about not being able to get laid. i honestly think most of you would still have the same problem even if you didn't have hairloss. the realization of that might stop all of your laughing emoticons use

yah and why do you come here...to b**ch at people and tear them down...you're amusing to me...you complain about other people, tear them down about their issues...but in reality your posts just bring more attention to yourself and your problems

the realization of this might help you go out and get a life instead of coming here to feel significant with your attitude
 

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Disgusting. This is the Matrix:Reloaded of your posts Gunner.

Well it could have been even worse. It could've been the Matrix: Revolutions of his posts. :lol:
 
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