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Because my girlfriend of 4 hours has just dumped me because of hair loss.
Because of hair loss preventing me from progressing, this was the first girlfriend I’ve had in 5 years and it only lasted 4 hours. I can’t believe my luck.
I met her when I went to a night club last night. She saw me with my beanie hat on and everything was great. I asked her out and to my surprise, she said yes. My hair was hidden - obviously by the beanie. Hair loss was the furthest thing from my mind at this point, which was a 1st.
The first 3 hours went perfectly. She was good looking and I looked good with my hat on. At about 3 hours 45 minutes into our relationship it started to go slightly pear shaped, because she asked me to take my hat off.
When she said this I got embarrassed and tried to change the subject.
I thought that she accepted me with the hat on.
All along I was wrong.
She then kept pursuing and nagging me for a whole 8 minutes to take my hat off.
I felt like a rotten egg.
I couldn’t believe it. It was this early into our relationship and she wanted me to take the next step. She was robbing me of the chance to wear my hat for a few more hours.
I just started to furiously shout at the ground “Damn it! Why me!â€.
At this stage I turned on her TV, only to hear the song “You can keep your hat on†play out.
Once again, I started shouting at the ground again “Damn it! Why me!â€.
I just wanted to leave and go home ASAP, so I could enter gourmetstylewellness.com.
Hair loss has driven me to the point where I wear my hat all the time.
She then started to quiz me more, as to why I am so reluctant to remove my beanie hat. This made me go red in the cheeks.
Not my face cheeks, unfortunately.
But my bum cheeks, which were now on display in a last ditch effort to deflect the attention from my hair loss.
I thought that pulling down my trousers was a good idea because she might of thought I wanted to sex her up - like a hair loss sufferer would.
Or even have sex fun with her.
However, this didn’t work. So I pulled my grey trousers back up.
“Stop putting me under unnecessary pressure!†I then shouted in her direction.
At about 3 hours 50 minutes into our relationship, her mate knocked at her door (Because I was round her house) The 1st thing she said when she entered the house was, “Hello - why don’t you take off that silly hat?â€.
I was stuck for words, so I said the first thing that came into my mind which sounded something like “I was the bubonic plague with rats†that predictably drew weird looks from my girlfriend of 3 hours 50 minutes.
I felt a total pleb.
I couldn’t believe I said that. I was so embarrassed of my hair loss at this stage.
So I did it. I pulled off my hat, confidently.
This was met with a gasp from my girlfriend, who automatically shouted “I have to goâ€.
Her friend was laughing her head off, as my matted down hair made me look like an uglier version of Gollum.
I looked a complete spud face.
I then plummeted to the floor in shock and desperately shouted in her direction “What do I take, Duprost, Dutas or Avodart?!†In the hope I would finally get an answer to this unanswered question.
Things then went from bad to worse, because as soon as I displayed my Norwood 3v in her direction, it became a race as to who was going to dump who first.
That’s when I picked my self up off the floor and ran out the house shouting “You’re dumped!†whilst pulling a red embarrassed face.
I now sit here, typing this message, whilst tears fall from my face, into my bean sprout soup.
My relationship lasted just under 4 hours. I feel like crap.
Hair loss has done it to me again.
Because of hair loss preventing me from progressing, this was the first girlfriend I’ve had in 5 years and it only lasted 4 hours. I can’t believe my luck.
I met her when I went to a night club last night. She saw me with my beanie hat on and everything was great. I asked her out and to my surprise, she said yes. My hair was hidden - obviously by the beanie. Hair loss was the furthest thing from my mind at this point, which was a 1st.
The first 3 hours went perfectly. She was good looking and I looked good with my hat on. At about 3 hours 45 minutes into our relationship it started to go slightly pear shaped, because she asked me to take my hat off.
When she said this I got embarrassed and tried to change the subject.
I thought that she accepted me with the hat on.
All along I was wrong.
She then kept pursuing and nagging me for a whole 8 minutes to take my hat off.
I felt like a rotten egg.
I couldn’t believe it. It was this early into our relationship and she wanted me to take the next step. She was robbing me of the chance to wear my hat for a few more hours.
I just started to furiously shout at the ground “Damn it! Why me!â€.
At this stage I turned on her TV, only to hear the song “You can keep your hat on†play out.
Once again, I started shouting at the ground again “Damn it! Why me!â€.
I just wanted to leave and go home ASAP, so I could enter gourmetstylewellness.com.
Hair loss has driven me to the point where I wear my hat all the time.
She then started to quiz me more, as to why I am so reluctant to remove my beanie hat. This made me go red in the cheeks.
Not my face cheeks, unfortunately.
But my bum cheeks, which were now on display in a last ditch effort to deflect the attention from my hair loss.
I thought that pulling down my trousers was a good idea because she might of thought I wanted to sex her up - like a hair loss sufferer would.
Or even have sex fun with her.
However, this didn’t work. So I pulled my grey trousers back up.
“Stop putting me under unnecessary pressure!†I then shouted in her direction.
At about 3 hours 50 minutes into our relationship, her mate knocked at her door (Because I was round her house) The 1st thing she said when she entered the house was, “Hello - why don’t you take off that silly hat?â€.
I was stuck for words, so I said the first thing that came into my mind which sounded something like “I was the bubonic plague with rats†that predictably drew weird looks from my girlfriend of 3 hours 50 minutes.
I felt a total pleb.
I couldn’t believe I said that. I was so embarrassed of my hair loss at this stage.
So I did it. I pulled off my hat, confidently.
This was met with a gasp from my girlfriend, who automatically shouted “I have to goâ€.
Her friend was laughing her head off, as my matted down hair made me look like an uglier version of Gollum.
I looked a complete spud face.
I then plummeted to the floor in shock and desperately shouted in her direction “What do I take, Duprost, Dutas or Avodart?!†In the hope I would finally get an answer to this unanswered question.
Things then went from bad to worse, because as soon as I displayed my Norwood 3v in her direction, it became a race as to who was going to dump who first.
That’s when I picked my self up off the floor and ran out the house shouting “You’re dumped!†whilst pulling a red embarrassed face.
I now sit here, typing this message, whilst tears fall from my face, into my bean sprout soup.
My relationship lasted just under 4 hours. I feel like crap.
Hair loss has done it to me again.
