Imagine a gourmetstylewellness.com Picnic

[PersonGuy]

The thought in itself had me in hysterics...what poor son of a b**ch would have to clean up after this event? Complaints of Toppik in the macaroni salad...Kerzyguy at the grill and everyone complaining of hair in their food, but he has no idea why...the NW5's and greater would be at one end of the area looking at the others with disgust filling water balloons with Nair...the NW2's would eat all the desert and still want more complaining how they didn't have enough...a dunk tank filled with minoxidil with a huge line of people waiting to be dunked...Cassin would be at the entrance checking people's bags for dutasteride...

anything to add? The whole idea is like a bizzaro circus in my head.

 

[irishpride86]

wow.... gay

 

[PersonGuy]

and of course CCS would have a 1890's style Apothecary booth with him barking at the crowd, "Attention good folks, step right up and find out if you have Leprosy! Measure your arms! Score a 6 or less with promises of paying for drinks! Discuss offbeat political topics! Read statistics on the ratio of Firearm to Vehicle fatalities! Find out the best measure of protein to get muscle on your arms!

 

[PersonGuy]

wow.... gay

you probably meant to post this somewhere else...it's okay though we'll keep it up.

 

[placenotsobo]

quite funny!

 

[s.a.f]

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[s.a.f]

This has been mentioned before. Here's the proposed location.

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*credit to Gardner or Cassin for that one. :hump:

 

[cuebald]

So... Casual Dress?

 

[$tackz]

What a delightfully gay idea.

 

[haunted-ballroom]

Can the person with the most convincing comb-over win a prize?

 

[s.a.f]

Its actually a long running tradition. Heres a pic from the first ever gourmetstylewellness.com picnic back in 1947.

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[Administrator]

All I can picture is a bunch of extremely snarky, grumpy british guys showing up. They'd try to start fights, and look for Cassin or myself to throw food at.

Nobody would participate in the bean bag toss, or the three legged race, or any of the organized events. Everyone would sit, hunched over, grumbling about how they dont like the weather because its "too sunny" that day, or the temperature is "too perfect". Anything we would try to organize would have no participants. Half of them would say the idea "sucks", and the other half would simply say nothing.

There would be a group obsessively doing the "hair pull" test and examining their bulbs, while another group would be frantically counting all the hairs that fell off their head since arrival at the park. If someone gets above "20" they would scream in horror. Any attempt to console them by pointing out that 100-200 fall off daily anyways, would fail. Still another group would be raging about propecia side effects, and talking trash about Revivogen while enthusiastically praising a new herbal concoction called "Wasedas Formula".

I personally would be run out of the park as the untrusted overlord of evil who probably just organized the picnic as a way to make money off of everyone, and who probably is a shill for the local hot dog vendor because I brought hot dogs for everyone to eat.

Pretty much the same as the forums. :woot:

Admin

 

[cuebald]

You think I'd turn up to a picnic on a sunny day?
No way, my hair would look way too thin under bright sunlight - you'd be able to pick out the Toppik :laugh:

 

[irishpride86]

wow.... this is too gay....

 

[ali777]

I'll come if she's the one serving the beer:

I hope she asks me if I like my beer with a head :whistle:

All I can picture is a bunch of extremely snarky, grumpy british guys showing up. They'd try to start fights, and look for Cassin or myself to throw food at.

PS: I wander if Cassin ever tried my veg bbq idea???

 

[ali777]

Wow... Hat prisoner has a large family :dunno:

Its actually a long running tradition. Heres a pic from the first ever gourmetstylewellness.com picnic back in 1947.

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[kerzyguy]

want a dog or a burg?

 

[Japanfour]

wow.... this is too gay....

...And Irish would be angry at everyone for not updating there pics online, while telling people to get on propecia, and the moments later telling them to get off, but then deciding that they should get on minoxidil AND propecia, but then forcing everyone to take a poll whether he should use them both...and after people got tired of answering and gave him crazy looks he would leave the picnic....only to come back moments later with a hat and a poorly made mustache asking the same questions all over again. :whistle:

 

[IBM]

I'll come if she's the one serving the beer:

I hope she asks me if I like my beer with a head :whistle:

Weird ***.

 

[ali777]

I'll come if she's the one serving the beer:

I hope she asks me if I like my beer with a head :whistle:

Weird ***.

Weird comment!!!