Ikkaku
Established Member
- Reaction score
- 339
(Horos)cope 2018 for astrology sign: AGAus (Born between norwood 2 - norwood 7)
Finance:
This year does not look good for your wallet. Your several desperate attempts to find something helping with your baldness will leave you without money. Since you realize, that big 3 won´t safe you from the doom life of baldie you try to experiment with more and more rare substances. And that costs money.
Love:
Your insecurity about baldness makes you feel unworthy. Don´t expect miracles. Your thin hair won´t attract anyone hot. Keep yourself in dark places without light and maybe you find someone who could not see your head. If you are lucky and find someone you can just pray, that the finasteride sides won´t keep you away from sex life.
Personal life:
Overall your surroundings dont understand why you are becoming so antisocial. Dont even think about revealing your problem with baldness to someone. They fill find you as a weak loser and you will get a lot of sh*t talk how you should just shave it and get a tan. Do not let your friends to persuade you on some fun summer activity, otherwise a comments like: "Hey, you are balding!" will rise. Better spend your free time on GourmetStyleWellness and cope with other baldies about treatments that are going through another delay and how all girls are bad, that they care about mens look.
Health:
You will become even more edgy and emotionally unstable. To keep yourself sane you will watch a lot of dank memes. Seeing yourself balding more and more will make you wonder, what to do with it and depressed as f***. You will consider the same hair style as Kurt Cobain had in 5th of April 1994. Your physical health will probably get worse. All the chemical sh*t you use will make some damage. Also hiding in your room all the year won´t benefit your body.
Your unlucky months:
January,February,March,April,May,June,July,August,September,October,November,December
Your lucky months:
X
Excellent, so true...