Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

hanginginthewire

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Lol I love all the age cracks and bald shaming. I’m sorry that many of you are millennial dipshits that believe retard nonsense you see online. You’ll learn in time.

I mean, though I know it’s a “joke,” many of you guys talk about making this rando, possibly dottering, doctor your “Lord,” and that you will ply your walls with his image and name your children after him. As well as attack and insult people who question the validity of the treatment. So let me turn your question around and ask, who hurt you? The chances that this lotion (lol) is going to halt your hair loss indefinitely are pretty non existent. It’s shameful and embarrassing to breathlessly salivate over this remotest of possibilities. A few of you are two steps away from speaking in tounges and dancing with Italian snakes. The other day the phrase “Italian hair loss lotion to hit the market in 2016” randomly came into my mind, and I just bust out laughing, out loud. Try saying it aloud and you’ll see what I mean.
 

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I had a dream today, that I bought the lotion and I immediately regrew all hair. I went on the motorbike and rode without a helmet and enjoyed the feeling. It brought me back times when wind was a friend who played with your hair, dried it when you went to swim in the lake etc.
Losing hair really makes you lose part of your identity.
 

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Lol I love all the age cracks and bald shaming. I’m sorry that many of you are millennial dipshits that believe retard nonsense you see online. You’ll learn in time.

I mean, though I know it’s a “joke,” many of you guys talk about making this rando, possibly dottering, doctor your “Lord,” and that you will ply your walls with his image and name your children after him. As well as attack and insult people who question the validity of the treatment. So let me turn your question around and ask, who hurt you? The chances that this lotion (lol) is going to halt your hair loss indefinitely are pretty non existent. It’s shameful and embarrassing to breathlessly salivate over this remotest of possibilities. A few of you are two steps away from speaking in tounges and dancing with Italian snakes. The other day the phrase “Italian hair loss lotion to hit the market in 2016” randomly came into my mind, and I just bust out laughing, out loud. Try saying it aloud and you’ll see what I mean.

You do realise one day regardless if its now or in 50 years there will be a topical treatment that will regrow hair and prevent any future loss...
 

NYM2018

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Lol I love all the age cracks and bald shaming. I’m sorry that many of you are millennial dipshits that believe retard nonsense you see online. You’ll learn in time.

I mean, though I know it’s a “joke,” many of you guys talk about making this rando, possibly dottering, doctor your “Lord,” and that you will ply your walls with his image and name your children after him. As well as attack and insult people who question the validity of the treatment. So let me turn your question around and ask, who hurt you? The chances that this lotion (lol) is going to halt your hair loss indefinitely are pretty non existent. It’s shameful and embarrassing to breathlessly salivate over this remotest of possibilities. A few of you are two steps away from speaking in tounges and dancing with Italian snakes. The other day the phrase “Italian hair loss lotion to hit the market in 2016” randomly came into my mind, and I just bust out laughing, out loud. Try saying it aloud and you’ll see what I mean.

”The chances that this lotion (lol) is going to halt your hair loss indefinitely are pretty non existent.“

^ you base that on what ? Personal opinion? Although I am proceeding with caution as far as this lotion is concerned, the optimistic side of me shows me science and a doctors observations. Am I supposed to believe an anonymous man named “hanginginthewire” who has no backup as to why this will not work and to my knowledge no medical background. Why are you so certain it won’t work ?
 

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Lol I love all the age cracks and bald shaming. I’m sorry that many of you are millennial dipshits that believe retard nonsense you see online. You’ll learn in time.

I mean, though I know it’s a “joke,” many of you guys talk about making this rando, possibly dottering, doctor your “Lord,” and that you will ply your walls with his image and name your children after him. As well as attack and insult people who question the validity of the treatment. So let me turn your question around and ask, who hurt you? The chances that this lotion (lol) is going to halt your hair loss indefinitely are pretty non existent. It’s shameful and embarrassing to breathlessly salivate over this remotest of possibilities. A few of you are two steps away from speaking in tounges and dancing with Italian snakes. The other day the phrase “Italian hair loss lotion to hit the market in 2016” randomly came into my mind, and I just bust out laughing, out loud. Try saying it aloud and you’ll see what I mean.
You know what sounds more ridiculous than "Italian hair loss lotion to hit the market in 2016"? The fact that you have to take a pill that lowers an essential hormone that is needed for healthy development in males not only in your body but in your brain as well every single day to keep your follicles intact. There's way more facts that suggest this lotion to be the real deal than there is for it to be a scam. It doesn't sound like you don't believe that the lotion will work, it sounds like you don't want it to work. I get it, the fact that you're able to tolerate such a drug when many men can't and are forced to become bald cucks, makes you feel powerful and give you that small edge over some men in the dating game. Seems like your hair is the least of your worries buddy.
 

BinguBoy

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I had a dream today, that I bought the lotion and I immediately regrew all hair. I went on the motorbike and rode without a helmet and enjoyed the feeling. It brought me back times when wind was a friend who played with your hair, dried it when you went to swim in the lake etc.
Losing hair really makes you lose part of your identity.
i had a dream too, i was for some reason fighting bulma from dragonball, and for some reason she had a dirty attack where she pinned me down and attempted to drool on me with acid. i was doing some sick maneuvers where my thick strands of hair grown back by the Lord's lotion defended me with their lives. i got out of that position with my non-existent mma skills acquired from watching a lot of ufc. my hair was all whisky again, probably some dht saliva infused attack. Lord Brotzu then threw a bottle of the new "Brotzu ultra regrow spray" and i got it handedly with supreme confidence (didnt even look in the direction btw). sprayed my scalp and I felt every one of those wispy hairs enlarge and grow longer to the point i could control it.i then grabbed bulma and hair banged her brains out with my long locks of hair like in japanese tentacle hentai.
 

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Lol I love all the age cracks and bald shaming. I’m sorry that many of you are millennial dipshits that believe retard nonsense you see online. You’ll learn in time.

I mean, though I know it’s a “joke,” many of you guys talk about making this rando, possibly dottering, doctor your “Lord,” and that you will ply your walls with his image and name your children after him. As well as attack and insult people who question the validity of the treatment. So let me turn your question around and ask, who hurt you? The chances that this lotion (lol) is going to halt your hair loss indefinitely are pretty non existent. It’s shameful and embarrassing to breathlessly salivate over this remotest of possibilities. A few of you are two steps away from speaking in tounges and dancing with Italian snakes. The other day the phrase “Italian hair loss lotion to hit the market in 2016” randomly came into my mind, and I just bust out laughing, out loud. Try saying it aloud and you’ll see what I mean.

We don’t need indefinite halting, if it works for any time it’s better than nothing, at least that buys us time for something better. Right? Or is it snake lotion? I don’t understand any of the technical jargon in the interview so I can’t provide an informed opinion, I just want more hair than I currently have.
 

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Lol I love all the age cracks and bald shaming. I’m sorry that many of you are millennial dipshits that believe retard nonsense you see online. You’ll learn in time.

I mean, though I know it’s a “joke,” many of you guys talk about making this rando, possibly dottering, doctor your “Lord,” and that you will ply your walls with his image and name your children after him. As well as attack and insult people who question the validity of the treatment. So let me turn your question around and ask, who hurt you? The chances that this lotion (lol) is going to halt your hair loss indefinitely are pretty non existent. It’s shameful and embarrassing to breathlessly salivate over this remotest of possibilities. A few of you are two steps away from speaking in tounges and dancing with Italian snakes. The other day the phrase “Italian hair loss lotion to hit the market in 2016” randomly came into my mind, and I just bust out laughing, out loud. Try saying it aloud and you’ll see what I mean.
But then why are you always coming back to this thread and talk about same thing. At first you said there’s going to be no pic at the conference and there is going to be a pic of trial or many pics. Now you are just saying it’s not going to work. Some People will agree with you if you have any facts.
 

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Not logged in here for ages. Been following this thread without getting my hopes up too much. After reading the interview with Brotzu I am on the hype train. I am turning 31 in some weeks and my loss has been very slow for about 8-9 years. Been on finasteride the last 3 and maintained well I would say (Norwood 2, but more recession on one side and some thining on Crown). Wonder what this can do for me. Will use this lotion with finasteride for maximum results until Shiseido comes out. Go to Japan and become immune and not be reliant on pills or the lotion. Then go for a dense Norwood 1 transplant not having to worry about future loss and be done with this crap forever.

Also wondering if I can do steroids without worrying abut hairloss when using the lotion? Anyone think that is doable?
After turning 30 with finasteride it is really difficult for me to maintain low body fat. Hate feeling bloated and balding. Hair is more important however, but want to optimize my self.
 

Francky85

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Not logged in here for ages. Been following this thread without getting my hopes up too much. After reading the interview with Brotzu I am on the hype train. I am turning 31 in some weeks and my loss has been very slow for about 8-9 years. Been on finasteride the last 3 and maintained well I would say (Norwood 2, but more recession on one side and some thining on Crown). Wonder what this can do for me. Will use this lotion with finasteride for maximum results until Shiseido comes out. Go to Japan and become immune and not be reliant on pills or the lotion. Then go for a dense Norwood 1 transplant not having to worry about future loss and be done with this crap forever.

Also wondering if I can do steroids without worrying abut hairloss when using the lotion? Anyone think that is doable?
After turning 30 with finasteride it is really difficult for me to maintain low body fat. Hate feeling bloated and balding. Hair is more important however, but want to optimize my self.

I know this doesn't answer your question.....but stay off Steroids mate....especially after being on finasteride for 3 years, which in my opinion has already messed around with your Endocrine system and brain chemistry.....when/if this lotion brings your hair back, focus on a drug free, healthy lifestyle with awesome hair....just my 2 cents :)
 

George7

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Crazy interview man, srsly sounds to good to be true.

And you don't need to apply it everyday like minoxidil it seems?

Yes. It sounds to good to be true. Do not understand why he states every second day and then some times per year? Does not make a lot of sense. Must be if your loss is extremely slow it is enough to maintain.

- No future loss.
- All remaining hair including vellous returns to normal state.
- No side effects.
- Regrowth of all hair totally gone for the last 5 years.
- No need to apply more than say once per week to maintain results.

Is this for real? Guess we find out in a couple of days. Hope the media avoids spreading this to the masses. I hate losing hair, but
regaining it while it still being somewhat of a secret like finasteride and min are not commonly known gives us a competetive advantage. Considering how men with hairloss are at disadvantage it would be great to run full blown thick norwood 1 until death (Will need a transplant also, but no issue if I will never again loose hair)
 

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I really want to believe this will help, but expectations are a little to high.

Remember that scene in Independence Day when all the revelers were standing on the rooftop partying and awaiting the ufo savior to lift take them away, presumably to paradise?
Then the ufo showed up and blasted them into a billion little pieces and destroyed their world...
I have a bad feeling our hopes are the rooftop revelers and April the 14 will be the ufo
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