Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

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I have to write a very important exam next week, so I decided to find out how long it took us in the past to get 100 pages filled aaaaand here are the results:

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0-100-> 7 months 2 days
100-200 -> 2 months 20 days
200-300 -> 29 days!!!!!!
300-400 -> 3 months 15 days
400-500 -> 3 months 29 days
500-600 -> 3 months 25 days

It is ridiculous, our ancestors in the late 2016s were hero’s, they made 100 pages in less then one month and look where we are now.

Just a bunch of crying baldies, complaining how bad their lifes are.

Let’s stand up again, come back to old strength and make this f*****g thread great again.

Page 700 before 2018 full of shitposts, fights, memes and maybe a few beps imitators.

Who is in?
 
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As much as I love the memes here, that's what started to ruin these forums not people crying that their lives were bad and they needed the lotion to work on them.
 
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Mom!!! I'm in the page 600 of this thread full of cope!! If i waited 5 coments more i'd be the comment 12000 :(
 
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Maxxorr said:
Show me proof that this is not a scam... ;)
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Show me proof it is a scam? You're saying it's a scam. You don't see me saying it works either but saying it's a scam when you don't have a clue what you're talking about makes you look like an idiot
 
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I feel so honored to be the 12000th comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the 12000th comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; Abraham Lincoln, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on the bodybuilding and hair loss forums, especially the Brotzu thread, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a 12000th post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the 12000th post on balding forum hoping for Brotion is truly amazing, thank you everyone
 
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UberBaldaten said:
I feel so honored to be the 12000th comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the 12000th comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; Abraham Lincoln, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on the bodybuilding and hair loss forums, especially the Brotzu thread, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a 12000th post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the 12000th post on balding forum hoping for Brotion is truly amazing, thank you everyone
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Don't forgot to thank your overly sensitive androgen receptors for putting you in the position to achieve this incredible feat lol
 
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UberBaldaten said:
I feel so honored to be the 12000th comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the 12000th comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; Abraham Lincoln, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on the bodybuilding and hair loss forums, especially the Brotzu thread, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a 12000th post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the 12000th post on balding forum hoping for Brotion is truly amazing, thank you everyone
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Hey man, thanks for letting me reach my life-time goal of reading the 12000th comment, and I'm so glad it isn't anyone but you fulfilling that role. I'd like to thank my noose for keeping me company through these dark days, holding me tight in those critical moments.
 
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SamFT said:
Show me proof it is a scam? You're saying it's a scam. You don't see me saying it works either but saying it's a scam when you don't have a clue what you're talking about makes you look like an idiot
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It is a scam until it's released and grows some hairs.
 
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NimuDash said:
Ok dude, calm the f*** down. I'm not the one spreading the rumours, ask the Italian guy. Frankly both of you who say that it will come out and that it will be a scam are 50/50 idiots, you can speculate til the end of time, but frankly my dear I don't give a f***. If it's a scam fine, will it matter to you? Or do you want it to fail to enlarge your e-penis laughing at positive-fags? Maybe you suffered from a scam in the past and have PTSD. If you believe it's not why are you so desperate? Go home and chill. People base their life choices on a nonexistant product and it's funny as f***.
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First off: Frankly, don't take things so personally; frankly, I was making a general statement.

Second off: Frankly, your post borders on incomprehensible/schizophrenic, so work on being better, dear.
 
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