Man Christmas would be a lot more upbeat if they put out a positive statement, wish they would
For Italians it is tradition to give pernicious gifts for Christmas, rather than benevolent ones. They also call it Satanmas, instead, for reasons I’m sure you can discern. They, through acquiring the Brotzu potion, have become themselves bearers of light, illuminating you to the fullest degree about your balding-state. Thank the Italians for self-consciousness.