What the f*** did you just f*****g say about me, you little b**ch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in patent law, and I’ve been involved in numerous patent offices, and I have over 300 granted patents. I am trained in international patent law and I’m the top patent attorney in the entire European Patent Office. You are nothing to me but just another client. I will examine you the f*** out with attention to detail the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*****g words. You think you can get away with not verifying the bibliographic data? Think again, f****r. As we speak I am contacting my highly trained network of aides across my office and your Communication about intention to grant a European patent is being sent right now so you better prepare for the review of the bibliographic data, maggot. The review of the bibliographic data that finalizes the pathetic little thing you call your patent. You’re f*****g granted, patent. I can be helpful, anytime, and I can edit your bibliographic data in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a ballpoint pen. Not only am I extensively trained in bibliography, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the European Patent Office and I will use it to its full extent to revise your miserable patent off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution Rule 71 EPC was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have EITHER verified the bibliographic data (by filing the claims in the two official languages of the EPO and paying fees) or if you disapproved, requested reasoned amendments. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re given an Invitation, you goddamn client. I will invite you, within a non-extendable period of four months, to pay the fees, and you will withdraw the European patent application if neither of the two possible actions above is performed in due time. You’re f*****g granted, patent.