Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

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If this lotion doesn't work out let's all put our problems in perspective, the vast majority of us:
  • Live in first world countries
  • Were not born in the 1400s
  • Are not quadreplegic
  • Have access to pizza
  • Have not been drafted to fight in the trenches at the battle of verdun
We live
  • In the era where looks are everything. People judge and mate based on looks.
The battle with Androgenetic Alopecia is a mental battlefield. I'm not giving up even if it fails. If by 2020 there is nothing and tranplants fail on me I'll live with the eternal pain of wearing an expensive rug.
 

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Could someone quote me what this mike dude said. I think I missed something in the last pages popping up like mushrooms.

He has a mafia friend (or cousin, he doesn’t know) in Greece with access to the Brotzu lotion who’s had great results... Also, he doesn’t want a hair transplant because of the cost but at the same time won’t get out of bed for 1 grand.
 

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To repent you must anoint your head with lotion and flagellate with a dermaroller every night in prayer to Lord Brotzu. Accept he has absolved you of your androgens and all will be forgiven child.

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Can we have Brutzo asked at the conference about using a dermaroll with his lotion? Is it gonna enhance the lotion's effects? Will sides be worse if the lotion reached bloodstream with dermarolling? @Clockwise @beps63 Do you know people who are going to attend? can you have them ask this question?
 
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We live
  • In the era where looks are everything. People judge and mate based on looks.
The battle with Androgenetic Alopecia is a mental battlefield. I'm not giving up even if it fails. If by 2020 there is nothing and tranplants fail on me I'll live with the eternal pain of wearing an expensive rug.

Looks are most certainly not everything.


Is there anyone that can attend to confirm they will have good pizza at the conference?
 

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Can we have Brutzo asked at the conference about using a dermaroll with his lotion? Is it gonna enhance the lotion's effects? Will sides be worse if the lotion reached bloodstream with dermarolling? @Clockwise @beps63 Do you know people who are going to attend? can you have them ask this question?
I have nothing to do with who’s gonna attend or not. I’m just a forum member, like you.
 
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