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Man in Space

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Honestly I remember he was a friend of a friend to begin with. He used to go on about women and I didnt believe him at first but then over time he kept delivering women from all over the place to the group. It was insane and he would always be getting with one himself. I recall once being on the bus with him and this girl coming over to him and telling him what lovely eyes he had, he starting flirting back and before you know it he had a little fling with her as well. We were on our way back from crashing round this girls place who had a free house and wanted to get drunk and f***. i remember him knobbing away on the floor whilst i was making out with some different bird on the couch and thinking the crafty bastard is trying to get me into a foursome!.
 

slipy

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i believe that story could be plausible if the bald unattractive guy was some kind of genious. he must posses something out of ordinary to offset his physical shortcommings.
 

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TravisB said:
And so yes, the next generations will be more and more bald. There are just too much balding men there it's unavoidable.

I'm in college in a class group of 10 people, we are 21/22, and only 3 guys doesn't show signs of balding (yet?), and one is NW7. There is shitload of young balding guys nowadays.

Whats the point of even bothering about hair than? If every generation is going to get worst in terms of hair, surely that is one less thing for any of us to worry about? What level of Norwood are we talking about and at what age?

Also when you say you see a lot of balding guys at college, what Norwood level?

In Australia I see plenty of older people at nw3+ and the older they seem the worse the Norwood is.
 

slipy

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what do we care if the next generation is going to be worse off hair wise, were here and now and were still in the minority. besides a cure is bound to come out sooner or later therefore i doubt many will choose to be bald.
 

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Man in Space said:
Honestly I remember he was a friend of a friend to begin with. He used to go on about women and I didnt believe him at first but then over time he kept delivering women from all over the place to the group. It was insane and he would always be getting with one himself. I recall once being on the bus with him and this girl coming over to him and telling him what lovely eyes he had, he starting flirting back and before you know it he had a little fling with her as well. We were on our way back from crashing round this girls place who had a free house and wanted to get drunk and f*ck. i remember him knobbing away on the floor whilst i was making out with some different bird on the couch and thinking the crafty bastard is trying to get me into a foursome!.
Peter North, is it you?

slipy said:
what do we care if the next generation is going to be worse off hair wise, were here and now and were still in the minority. besides a cure is bound to come out sooner or later therefore i doubt many will choose to be bald.
Relax, the next generation will be the same, and the next one too. Baldness is as old as humanity itself. Even thousand years ago there were many bald people and there are many bald people now. Almost nothing changed. It may take thousands of years to evolve and only one or two generations won't notice any changes.
 

Man in Space

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Exodus2011 said:
dam man in space im suspicious. honestly i dont believe u :/

pics or gtfo imo no offense. no pics, no proof, no care.

also were these 7+/10?

how tall were u then? just curious, wat age was this? 17 or 18?

Haha well i guess youll have to think im a liar then. Bare in mind we were 16-18 at the time, which is 10-12 years ago, didnt have digital cameras and mobile cameras etc all the pics I have are on paper, i dont have facebook as ive previously explained so i have no links etc but I wouldnt compromise my privacy even if i did, sorry.

Your obviously welcome to disbelieve me but you have to question the motivation of a 28 year old man to conconct a story to impress a forum of facelessless strangers. You would have to think im pretty sad, which maybe you do!

The girls were generally all 7+ though there were certainly a few duffers in there as well. At that age I guess i would have been around 6ft 1, 2ish, id pretty much grown out.

Slipy- I understand your rationale that he must have something to compensate, the truth is he was generally pretty standard but he did have a way about him. I remember going to a festival once with him and whilst we were setting up the tent he got straight in there chatting with the girls pitching up next to us, we ended up hanging out most of the day and he cracked on with 1 that of them that night but they werent my bag. I guess if he had one trait that marked him out he was probably the most openly sociable person I knew at the time, he would chat to everyone he met in a very easy manner.
 

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Yeah, i've never seen a ginger in an orgy too :dunno:
 

slipy

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Michael84 said:
slipy said:
what do we care if the next generation is going to be worse off hair wise, were here and now and were still in the minority. besides a cure is bound to come out sooner or later therefore i doubt many will choose to be bald.
Relax, the next generation will be the same, and the next one too. Baldness is as old as humanity itself. Even thousand years ago there were many bald people and there are many bald people now. Almost nothing changed. It may take thousands of years to evolve and only one or two generations won't notice any changes.

things are changing as far as scientific advancements are concerned. there are people working on hair cloning. so keeping that in mind, it's not unlikely that in 20 years or so those willing to pay a certain amount will be given the option to have hair despite their predisposition.
 

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Man in Space said:
Honestly I remember he was a friend of a friend to begin with. He used to go on about women and I didnt believe him at first but then over time he kept delivering women from all over the place to the group. It was insane and he would always be getting with one himself. I recall once being on the bus with him and this girl coming over to him and telling him what lovely eyes he had, he starting flirting back and before you know it he had a little fling with her as well. We were on our way back from crashing round this girls place who had a free house and wanted to get drunk and f*ck. i remember him knobbing away on the floor whilst i was making out with some different bird on the couch and thinking the crafty bastard is trying to get me into a foursome!.

I like you man in space,but you dont half come out with some load of cobblers.You might be able to fool the rest,but not this bald,middle-aged,social misfit!
 

Man in Space

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Haha well i am genuinely glad you like me as i like you as well, but what dont you believe?!!! I can assure you ive been completely honest with every post i have ever made so i am curious to know what ive said that is cobblers! I kind of like it, makes me feel more interesting than i am!
 

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Man in Space said:
Haha well i am genuinely glad you like me as i like you as well, but what dont you believe?!!! I can assure you ive been completely honest with every post i have ever made so i am curious to know what ive said that is cobblers! I kind of like it, makes me feel more interesting than i am![/quot
The heartbreaker with the grown-out horse-shoe :woot:
 

Man in Space

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haha well like i said, i didnt get it either! I dont mean that in a nasty way, he was a lovely guy who was deserving of the attention, its just it flew in the face of all i thought i knew about social conventions.

haha Ive been accused of lying a couple of times on here, id love to know what you think my motives with be?! I believe im a realist about balding, i believe you and Um and the rest who say it prohibits you and yet, i was there, I saw this happen? I dont go around telling bald people to feel chipper about things, i wouldnt dream of it as its advice i know i would find difficult to take if i were in your shoes. Hopefully you believe me when i say im not trying to preach positivity to bald guys, but this happened, I was there, so what can i do?!? :dunno:
 

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Man in Space said:
haha well like i said, i didnt get it either! I dont mean that in a nasty way, he was a lovely guy who was deserving of the attention, its just it flew in the face of all i thought i knew about social conventions.

haha Ive been accused of lying a couple of times on here, id love to know what you think my motives with be?! I believe im a realist about balding, i believe you and Um and the rest who say it prohibits you and yet, i was there, I saw this happen? I dont go around telling bald people to feel chipper about things, i wouldnt dream of it as its advice i know i would find difficult to take if i were in your shoes. Hopefully you believe me when i say im not trying to preach positivity to bald guys, but this happened, I was there, so what can i do?!? :dunno:

This "friend" is obviously seen as a challenge by women,similiar to alot of men wanting to sleep with a fat bird....something to talk,and have a laugh about in the local boozer.
 

Man in Space

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Haha I love your scepticism!! I dont think so but who knows, i could be wrong. I should say he was a very open character, he got us into some right scrapes, i remember one time being 17 and drunk, he got chatting to a 50 year old bloke in a bar. We all walked back to the bus stop at kicking out time and it turned out the guy had a flat next to the stop. For some reason this mate insisted we go back with him for more drinks and being far too drunk to know what i was doing i gave in. When we got in the seedy little flat this bloke got more drink out and then pulled out the weed and coke. At this stage i started sobering up as I didnt do any drugs at that time. Meanwhile my mate was getting wasted. I remember distictly watching this mans hand resting on my friends upper thigh. I realised that this was a fucked up situtation and when i said to my mate what was goin to happen if we didnt go he wigged out and legged it, he didnt even realise that the guy was making a play for him. We missed the last bus and i had to walk 10 miles with a paranoid fred elliott lookalike who was freaked out by the near paedophile bumming he had just avoided.

He also was not by any means only pulling attractive women, he pulled some right rough girls. He definately had a scattergun approach. One time he had been texting these girls but he hadnt met them as he had been given their numbers by a friend (who subsequently admitted it was a wind up, he knew they were rough). He arranged to meet them at mine (The friend of my friend had said they were fit as) when they turned up i refused to talk to them (I was really very shallow then) i just remember him, feet up reading the paper, telling them how ugly they were and to either go away or talk among themselves. They ended up staying for about 6 hours, they would not go away!. At the end of it he took one back to his. A few weeks later the other one got in touch with me, hed only gone and given my number out!. Besides being pissed with him I was amased at how rude we had been to both of them and yet they still wanted a piece. I learned a vital lesson that day, if you are looking for quick shags with ropey women, being a total dick is the way to do it.
 

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Man in Space said:
Haha I love your scepticism!! I dont think so but who knows, i could be wrong. I should say he was a very open character, he got us into some right scrapes, i remember one time being 17 and drunk, he got chatting to a 50 year old bloke in a bar. We all walked back to the bus stop at kicking out time and it turned out the guy had a flat next to the stop. For some reason this mate insisted we go back with him for more drinks and being far too drunk to know what i was doing i gave in. When we got in the seedy little flat this bloke got more drink out and then pulled out the weed and coke. At this stage i started sobering up as I didnt do any drugs at that time. Meanwhile my mate was getting wasted. I remember distictly watching this mans hand resting on my friends upper thigh. I realised that this was a f***ed up situtation and when i said to my mate what was goin to happen if we didnt go he wigged out and legged it, he didnt even realise that the guy was making a play for him. We missed the last bus and i had to walk 10 miles with a paranoid fred elliott lookalike who was freaked out by the near paedophile bumming he had just avoided.

He also was not by any means only pulling attractive women, he pulled some right rough girls. He definately had a scattergun approach. One time he had been texting these girls but he hadnt met them as he had been given their numbers by a friend (who subsequently admitted it was a wind up, he knew they were rough). He arranged to meet them at mine (The friend of my friend had said they were fit as) when they turned up i refused to talk to them (I was really very shallow then) i just remember him, feet up reading the paper, telling them how ugly they were and to either go away or talk among themselves. They ended up staying for about 6 hours, they would not go away!. At the end of it he took one back to his. A few weeks later the other one got in touch with me, hed only gone and given my number out!. Besides being pissed with him I was amased at how rude we had been to both of them and yet they still wanted a piece. I learned a vital lesson that day, if you are looking for quick shags with ropey women, being a total dick is the way to do it.

I want to meet him.
 

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Always with the short, fat bald "friend" who's amazing personality has perfect tens lining up around the block to sleep with him. I'm not calling you a liar but damn, I've heard so many stories of this type of manufactured danny de vito that posters use to try and dismantle our point and push the confidence agenda. :whistle:
 

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haha im sorry guys, i wish i hadnt brought it up now! ill stop, I have sort of taken over the thread i was only mentioning it casually at first but i can see how it might look like ive got an agenda.

I certainly wasnt trying to push a confidence thing, i dont know what this guy had going on. Hopefuly by now you know from my posts that the last thing i feel qualified to do is to tell anyone how to feel about their baldness.

Edited just to say that ive re-read the thread and I failed to point out he didnt have a grown out horseshoe, he was sly.
 
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Maybe he had "that special something" that women are aware of, but they don't even know what it is :mrgreen:
 

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i too know a fat, nw6 guy who always gets women coming up to him and chatting etc.
but when it comes to bedtime, they laugh at him and he never gets any.

i think it is how every girl wants a gay male friend, now they want a fat friend too
 
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