Ive reached 1000 posts!

[Deaner]

lol, I got the ol' internet middle fingers. Ouch, I'm gonna commit seppuku now.

 

[Z]

This thread is highly amusing. Keep it up!

 

[theendoftheend]

I am gorgeous.

 

[Z]

So am i.

Try not to fall in love with your reflection in my temples.

 

[Britannia]

lol, I got the ol' internet middle fingers. Ouch, I'm gonna commit seppuku now.

Quick in there with a "witty" remark, however failing to answer the "what are you doing with your life that is so superior to me?" question.

 

[EasyEd]

Just to throw my 2 cents in, I'm glad Brittania has as mony posts as he does, he's been very helpful to me as well as many other newbies, I'm sure. Keep the info and advice coming my man...

 

[Z]

You Rule Brittania.

Did you like what I did there?

 

[Deaner]

My answer: Not racking up 1000 posts in 4 months on gourmetstylewellness.com

 

[cook'n'milkies]

My answer: Not racking up 1000 posts in 4 months on gourmetstylewellness.com

haha, holy sh*t, brittania, you just got "zingged"!

 

[hairwegoagain]

FYI - Wireless is fantastic! I'm dropping a huge dump right now.

 

[theendoftheend]

Yes - good point hairwegoagaing - the important question here is how many of those 1000 posts were made while taking a dump using a wireless notebook.

 

[hairwegoagain]

That's a mystery the world may never solve...but I'll try.

Background:

Dumps per day by average male - 1.5
Average duration of dump (and related activity) - 10 minutes (.167 hours)
Days since Britannia joined website - 113
Total posts by Britannia - 1000 (and counting)

Calculations:

113 days * 1.5 dumps/day = 169.5 total dumps
169.5 total dumps * .167 hours/dump = 28.25 total hours
1000 total posts/28.25 total hours = 35.4 posts/hour rate while defecating


Conclusions:

35.4 posts/hour is quite a clip....particularly when there are other things going on like wiping your *** (perhaps a skipped step?).

I can only conclude that Britannia has an overactive bowel. This could be substantiated by a disgusting UK diet, unusual extracurricular "activities", or licking public toilet seats.

Comments?

Yes - good point hairwegoagaing - the important question here is how many of those 1000 posts were made while taking a dump using a wireless notebook.

 

[Aplunk1]

HAHA!

This is brilliant.

I average about 2-3x per day, and I only take but maybe 3 minutes each time.

lol... 169.5 total dumps

 

[Chorizo]

:shock:

FYI - Wireless is fantastic! I'm dropping a huge dump right now.

OMG thought I was the only one clever enough to utilize my euphoria while taking a dump.. I stand corrected

 

[thylax]

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Britannia you are definitely British. Thats good, especially for somebody whose ancestors were eating each other and living on trees, just 1000 years ago.

 

[thylax]

... and whose main national monument is a bunch of big rocks arranged in a circle, on a small hill...

 

[Aplunk1]

Haha, that's the most messed-up thing I have ever heard of...

I'm Irish, and I hear some bad things said, but "whose ancestors were eating each other 1000 years ago."

Great!

 

[Britannia]

... and whose main national monument is a bunch of big rocks arranged in a circle, on a small hill...

Our main national monuments are 1) Big Ben, 2) Buckingham Place, 3) Houses of Parliment, 4) St Pauls Cathedral 5) Nelson's Column. Which are probably the most impressive pieces of Architecture in the World.
What is the Greek national monument? Your sewage system that cannot accomadate toilet roll?

 

[Axon]

You guys did drop a hurtin' on Spain's armada that one time.

But you also got jacked up by the turks. And Oliver Cromwell? Cmon now.

 

[hairwegoagain]

Love it.

The Brits are our great friends. They're among the minority of nations who actually have a backbone. They don't hide in the corner like some impotent, cowardly limp penis. :lol: .

Here's to you Britannia - your food is horrible but your country's friendship and valor are priceless.

Get ready for Iran.

Regards,

Hairwegoagain