Lines bald/ing men HATE to hear...

[Ori83]

List of 10 lines bald men hate to hear:


1. "Bruce Willis is bald...."

2. your friend over the phone: "im on my way to the barber"

3. here is one for the thin defusers :
"why dont you grow your hair longer?..."

4. everyone that says "I hate my hair!!"

5. "im having a bad hair day..."

6. "Girls dont care about how men look!!"

7. "do you think im balding?"

8. "you and your brother (= Norwood - 12) dont look anything alike! "

9. "Hey! lets play Bowling tonight!"

10. "Hey! lets go clubbing tonight!"

 

[Ori83]

''Wow, you look so different in this picture''

lol yeah, i hate thisone ! :thumbdown2:

 

[Ori83]

"maybe you should wear a hat!"

"we are the last generation to suffer from bald gene"

 

[Mens Rea]

i get 8 alot. Not really to do with my hair completely but the more i lose the more it comes because not only do i look different (dont care about that part) but when my hair looks thin it makes the gap look even bigger and me look even more "different".

I also get the "why dont you style your hair more?" from the odd mate (i have to keep it down in the middle as its too thin to style)...stupid twats!lol

 

[peter079]

" There is medication to cure that now "

" Let's go swimming "

" Let's meet up, I haven't seen you for years" (before hairloss)

 

[Ori83]

" Let's go swimming "

" Let's meet up, I haven't seen you for years" (before hairloss)

LOL !! Good ones, and very true

i feel bad each time i have to come up with excuse, and the more you delay it the worse it gets if you keep losing it rapidly.

 

[LooseItAll]

"Look at Vin Diesel, he's hot" when the guy is not even balding :jackit:

 

[Nashville Hairline]

"Its a solar panel for a sex machine" you just don't get bald guys saying that/wearing the t-shirt of it anymore. Sad times.

 

[bigentries]

Are you losing your hair?

 

[Ori83]

"I need some air..." (zzzing!)

 

[Nashville Hairline]

Are you losing your hair?

:woot:

 

[uncomfortable man]

"your head looks like my nutsack."

 

[kejan]

"You're going Bald"
I know that you fuckface.

"Just shave it all off"
Ok then, you do it too then with your perfect NW1 hair? And even then, you'll still have the outline of your hair to frame your face.

 

[flamingpie]

My favorite:
Thick, NW1 friend addresses the small part in the back of his head: "sh*t man i'm going bald."

also,
"You looked so good with your long hair, why don't you grow it back"?

 

[Aedan]

lol yesterday after trainin.. me and a guy drying ourselves... he goes... "man i have to put on so much gell, my hair is so fuckin' thick, look"

i was just thinking, you complete dick!! lol....almost told him to appreciate it and make the most of it.

 

[FSHGLD]

You'd be really cute with hair. Why don't you grow it back?

Do you think you'll grow your hair out again?

(I'm obviously balding to anyone who isn't blind/a complete moron).

Though for the sake of balance
'a shaved head really suits you'

 

[Ori83]

i have a friend who has a perfect nw1, some thinning at the top, no male pattern baldness tho, he always asks me if he is going to be bald, as if me being bald makes me some sort of an expert....that f****r! :thumbdown2:

 

[Mens Rea]

"Lets stand under these bright lights over here"

 

[sergiotahini]

"That stuff doesn't work; honestly, I think guys that use that stuff are sort of pathetic." re: rogaine, propecia, etc.

"What's the big deal? If I started to go bald I would just shave it off and be done with it." -Spoken by thirty-something NW1.

"You gotta try for the older chicks." Many years ago I heard someone say this to my friend that was then a NW4 at 20. Have to be honest and say I never appreciated how depressing that must have been until I started losing it eight years later.

 

[Nene]

"What's the big deal? If I started to go bald I would just shave it off and be done with it." -Spoken by thirty-something NW1.

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