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[Stingray]

The side effect of being alive results in Death.

If you don't live life by life's terms, it'll pass you by. If you do everything healthy, clean, and by nature's book you'll just get real old, and real boring.

And I shoulda put a comma in there somewhere. I mean't it to put the blame on PEOPLE, not the products. "While it's not FALSE, it's just asinine to blame humanity's tendency to be stupid (separation) on products that MAY OR MAY NOT be hazardous within the next quarter century."

I give up though. There is plenty more to be worried about than hyperglycemic shock 400 years in the future... such as whether the A's are gonna win the pennant this year.

And a ballpark frank is an american delicacy of beef byproducts in the form of a hotdog. it plumps when you boil it

 

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The side effect of being alive results in Death.

Kinda! I have noticed all the people that have lived have died so maybe you are on to somthing here.

If you don't live life by life's terms, it'll pass you by.

LOL! 'life's terms' did you just make that phrae up ? What is 'life's terms" and will it pass me by if I don't spend 10, 20 or 30 years filtering a multinationals most popular beverage through some of my important organs, well sh*t me sideways, I don't want life to pass me by I better go and mix up some sugar, water and colourants and join the party.

If you do everything healthy, clean, and by nature's book you'll just get real old, and real boring.

Again you are right, there is nothing more exciting than a middle aged man with lower back problems, swollen prostate, early onset diabetes who can't run more than a mile or two without clutching his chest and last had sex 7 years ago because he can't get it up, and whenever he has a few beers he pisses blood.

 

[Stingray]

Freakin' englishmen.

I give up on this one

 

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VICTORY! Gatorade = bad for you.

I like it when people freak at the idea of propecia because it is 'screwing with your hormones' yet some of these people spend their whole life causing mayhem to their hormones with litres of insulin provoking confectionary masquerading as beverage.

 

[md2002]

VICTORY! Gatorade = bad for you.

I like it when people freak at the idea of propecia because it is 'screwing with your hormones' yet some of these people spend their whole life causing mayhem to their hormones with litres of insulin provoking confectionary masquerading as beverage.

I agree!!! That is just as bad as the people on here that complain about Propecia results and how it is screwing with there hormones. Then in the same sentence they explain that there on Steroids and were wondering if that has something to do with it. Then they go on to say that there thinking of quitting Propecia but have no problems with continueing to inject themsleves in the *** with the sauce....

WAKE UP!!!!

 

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[md2002]

if you suffer those symptom and are having diffuse thinning, most likely your hair loss is not male pattern baldness.

If you don't quit wanking, dutasteride and finasteride will not do much for you, and eventually you will have constant back ache around your kidney, which is even worse than hair loss....


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Wow, this is interesting. I wank it alot and have constant lower back ache. My girlfriend says I have weak Kidneys. It's funny that someone else says it. Where did you get this information?

 

[SE-freak]

There are many balding guys with aching backs.
And trust me, all of those wank it.

I cannot see why this could lead to any conclusion.

 

[everysixseconds]

i dont have lower back pain. AT ALL. i beat it once a day. i have diffuse thinning, and harline has been hit hard.

 

[ajax]

wanking

So if its not likely male pattern baldness what is it gonna be?

Also why would wanking cause me to get lower back pain? I'm a bit confussed on this subject.... surely wanking will produce the same hormones or chemical reactions that sex would... so therefore if yer suffering from hair loss is sex gonna make it worse?

Man I am really confused on this subject! I think the 1st question is the most important though... if i'm not suffering male pattern baldness what is it likely to be... and could i regain my lost hair if I had something cureable?

I hope someone has some possible explanations and I'd be very gratefull if anyone could offer some advice!

 

[Stingray]

Dude, I spent a good 45 minutes researching sh*t on the internet to make you a post of what it could be like a week ago. Did you just completely forget to read the replies before continuing along your mundane sojourn to pretend you don't have male pattern baldness?

And Tynan... Powdered gatorade contains sucrose instead of high fructose corn syrup. I don't know much about sugars, so is sucrose less complex than fructose? I know I can probably just look online, but this here innernet is a stupid place.

Ajax. Wank it brother. You may lose your hair and still be a stud... but if you lose your stroke, you are only half a man.

Don't listen to these peons. You'd have to remain celebate for the rest of your life if you'd want to maintain your hair according to their theories, and who wants to abide a theory that contradicts the very reason you're following it? Saving your hair is solely based on saving your attractiveness... which leads to... SEX.

For every time you all don't beat your meat, I'll do it twice.

But maybe not.

Go to the doctor and get your blood work done Ajax. Start ruling stuff out early so you can get on the good sh*t to help save your lockes before it's too late.

 

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And Tynan... Powdered gatorade contains sucrose instead of high fructose corn syrup. I don't know much about sugars, so is sucrose less complex than fructose? I know I can probably just look online, but this here innernet is a stupid place.

Yes, sucrose is less complex than fructose.

Sucrose and HFCS pretty much have the same impact on hormonal response, specifically insulin.

 

[ajax]

cheers

Yeah thanks Stingray, I took on board what u mentioned and I totaly appreciate the effort and time u put into the information you gave me... I plan to have the blood tests done shortly, but have to wait for my temp job to end before I can...

I was just interested in why someone on the same post was saying something a bit different and was wanting to know if they had potentialy come accross something you hadnt.

That doesnt mean I havnt taken on board what u said, or dont appreciate it... because i do... so please dont take offence if it looked like I was ignoring your help, as I definatly wasnt.

 

[Stingray]

Naw, no offense taken yo. I'm sure for every one question asked, 40,000 other lurkers are wanting to ask the same thing. One asinine question is better than myriads of the same. Remember, let a doctor be the actual judge of what's wrong with you medically (male pattern baldness isn't a disease OR a disorder, so don't trust doctors on that subject).


Good luck.

 

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[Stingray]

And we all know that the Chinese are a great source of.

Um...

Communism.

 

[Cornholio]

And we all know that the Chinese are a great source of.

Um...

Communism.

China gave us Jet Li... And Chinese Food (loosely based on food eaten in China, but with more fat and sugar and less vegetables, to soften our capitalist back-sides).

Picture of a Wanker... Note the good hair. http://www.bodyscult.com/albums/album29/wanker2.jpg

 

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