Jesus f*****g Christ. Instead of growing hair, you need to grow a sense of humor.
I don't personally care if China was a militant group of intoxicated weasels. I still think "ancient chinese medicine" is a load of crap. Yeah, it might work, and if you flap your arms fast enough, you might fly. Give me modern science any day over theories loosely based on hearsay.
And stop quoting everything everyone says, else I will berate you further.