Memoirs Of A Landwhale. Blah Blah Blah

[blackg]

i had a bad one in a famous club (at the time) the Red Zone LOL Drag queens were feeding me bananas in the bathroom because they thought i had low potassium.

I've never been fed a banana by a drag queen. Must try it.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

How fun would that be if you register on an App and meet @Patrick_Bateman (your land felow) through it

It's not going to happen. I'm not on any dating apps, I'm not even on social media.
Being on dating apps is going to be the complete opposite expreince of @hairblues for me and destroy the shred of confidence I've got.
You girls are lucky in that aspect, you can sign up on dating apps knowing it will give you confidence.

Right now I really don't have anything to offer a girl, I'm a poor student with no status and an ugly one at that. I'm starting to sound like Dante now, f***.

Anyways, I'm working on fixing my issues before I put myself out there in order to get a better result once I do and not destroy my confidence.

 

[hairblues]

I've never been fed a banana by a drag queen. Must try it.

LOL i know it sounds odd but its true.

 

[hairblues]

You are also clever and hilarious

I agree @Patrick_Bateman one of my favorite posters.

 

[Rudiger]

two real friends is actually better then 10 good time friends.

So true, I only really have 2 close friends that I meet regularly.

I'm pretty cynical when it comes to people, really, I actually feel there's very few out there that are worth your friendship and dedicated time. I have plenty of casual acquaintances that I'll go drinking with or go to events with, and many of them I genuinely like within that sort of confine, but when you peel away the "good time" aspect of it, their flaws start to come through. Most people have some really awful, crucially bad qualities.

And a lot of people don't even make it to that level of being worthy of a "good time" friend, a lot are instantly too f*****g weird, unfunny, boring, sorry this is cruel but that's how it is. That being said I'd rather a "boring" friend (and have had some) who is caring and has other qualities, than someone who may be incredibly extroverted and great to be around in the moment, but ruins it with some awful douchey qualities (had plenty of "friends" like that, still do really).

Even more difficult is getting an entire group of decent friends, because you may get on well with 1 person, and then when you meet some of their other friends it's like, f***, how does my friend hang out with this douche.

And in a weird way sometimes you don't even choose your friends, you just kinda grow up around the same people and they stick to you.

As I say, I only have 2 close friends that I'd regularly meet up with just for the sake of it, and a handful of other people I'm always in close contact with but not really essential on a day-to-day basis. This is a perfectly feasible amount to feel social and somewhat distracted, when I was 18-22 I had dozens of people, maybe even a few hundred, that I'd regularly keep up with.

That was stupid, and I felt so alone really.

 

[hairblues]

OMG i have to get off this computer LOL

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

I agree @Patrick_Bateman one of my favorite posters.

Me too, if not my favorite.

 

[EvilLocks]

Me too, if not my favorite.

@Dench57 posts some hilarious stuff too. And of course @WhitePolarBear always makes me laugh and nod my head at the same time. Actually I appreciate all the regulars here, for different reasons.

 

[Rudiger]

I agree @Patrick_Bateman one of my favorite posters.

Here here, I would say GOAT or Top 5 etc. but there's some posters on here that are so consistently correct, funny, interesting etc. that I don't even really want to rate them, they're just all very much appreciated. Very reasonable guy who thinks things through, I don't know if I ever see an opinion from him and don't understand where he's coming from, he writes with purpose.

Don't know why it just popped into my head but what happened to @That Guy ? I think he's still on the other sub-forums but he regularly had the best one liners on this forum. This still randomly comes into my head sometimes:

Whenever someone tells me "Don't worry, if it gets too bad, just shave it bro! You'll save so much money on shampoo!"

I punch them right in the teeth and tell them "Think of all the money you'll save on toothpaste!"

Perfection.

 

[SmoothSailing]

He's also a c***.

As opposed to just being 20% c***

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Here here, I would say GOAT or Top 5 etc. but there's some posters on here that are so consistently correct, funny, interesting etc. that I don't even really want to rate them, they're just all very much appreciated. Very reasonable guy who thinks things through, I don't know if I ever see an opinion from him and don't understand where he's coming from, he writes with purpose.

Don't know why it just popped into my head but what happened to @That Guy ? I think he's still on the other sub-forums but he regularly had the best one liners on this forum. This still randomly comes into my head sometimes:



Perfection.

Thanks!

As cliche as it sounds I do appreciate all the GourmetStyleWellness regulars. Even @nameless rants about his imaginary life.

If only there were a way to translate the likes of women (allegedly) here into being liked by women in real life.

 

[EvilLocks]

Thanks!

As cliche as it sounds I do appreciate all the GourmetStyleWellness regulars. Even @nameless rants about his imaginary life.

If only there were a way to translate the likes of women (allegedly) here into being liked by women in real life.

@nameless is epic. If only he would get his hair back, none of us women would be safe

 

[DoctorHouse]

They also love Joan. They respect that she is married but many seem to adore her.

besides me you and @buckthorn are going to have a 3some in Mexico when we go for histogen.

Joan is very attractive too. All the good ones are always taken.

 

[buckthorn]

I miss @buckthorn

my heart belongs to Pas and only Pas.. I WILL one day marry her in a vinyard, then ride bareback one stallions into the woods where I will lay down a blanket then lay my tongue between her beautiful legs for hours.

 

[sunchyme1]

my heart belongs to Pas and only Pas.. I WILL one day marry her in a vinyard, then ride bareback one stallions into the woods where I will lay down a blanket then lay my tongue between her beautiful legs for hours.

 

[buckthorn]

weird, I saw a woman at the deli line in the grocery store that reminded me of Pas or evillocks... she also had Androgenetic Alopecia and was thinning all through her front pretty bad. It was sad, as she could have been no older than 30. She was soooo cute though. I tried many times to make eye contact with her, but you could tell, straight up, that she was self conscience as f***. Hair loss had defeated her. What terrible nightmare this sh*t is.

 

[rclark]

dante has blocked me mate lol. i was messing

i agree with david too, but dante is just too trollable. i really cant help myself with him

anyway, now your back i wanted ask you something.....what do of this hair transplant? both when kept as a buzzcut and grown out?

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which do you prefer? does this buzz cut look good to you?

That's Dante? If that is, he's really not an ugly guy.

@Dante92, if those pictures are yours.. Why are you complaining.

@Dante92, is that really you in those pictures?

 

[cocohot]

No that is because I am a flirty myself.
And I see Cocohot flirting with you. Guys are scared because you are too pretty.

Everyone on the forum knows how beautiful evillocks is, she only has eyes for Fred though

Tbh I like the personalities of all the women here, probably because everyone here has a similar mindset leading us to this forum in the first place, which is what keeps everyone here coming back.

 

[sunchyme1]

Everyone on the forum knows how beautiful evillocks is, she only has eyes for Fred though

Tbh I like the personalities of all the women here, probably because everyone here has a similar mindset leading us to this forum in the first place, which is what keeps everyone here coming back.

i keep coming back here for u coconut man

only u xx

 

[sunchyme1]

weird, I saw a woman at the deli line in the grocery store that reminded me of Pas or evillocks... she also had Androgenetic Alopecia and was thinning all through her front pretty bad. It was sad, as she could have been no older than 30. She was soooo cute though. I tried many times to make eye contact with her, but you could tell, straight up, that she was self conscience as f***. Hair loss had defeated her. What terrible nightmare this sh*t is.

u shuda gone for it man!!