My *** hurts

Dice_Has_Hair

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...::traxdata::... said:
Did the hair in the crack of your arse shed?
LOL!!!!!! :lol: Yes, it did..........want me to send you some so you can glue it to the top of your head,LOL!!!
 

Dice_Has_Hair

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hair_tomorrow said:
> If you go to the doctor and have them look at it..........tell me what they said, I am curious to what they have to tell you.


I went to the Doctor w/ a sore ***.

Doctor: "Does your face hurt too?"

Me: "No. Why?"

Doctor: "Because it's killing ME."
:lol: :hairy:
 

The Gardener

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It would have been really cool if they could have arranged your drainage tube so that it dripped down the crack of your ***. That way, you could have had sort of a built-in *** lubrication system?

Now THAT would come in handy when the girlfriend wants to give the ol' strap on a good ride.
 

Dice_Has_Hair

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The Gardener said:
It would have been really cool if they could have arranged your drainage tube so that it dripped down the crack of your ***. That way, you could have had sort of a built-in *** lubrication system?

Now THAT would come in handy when the girlfriend wants to give the ol' strap on a good ride.
LOL!!! :lol: Hey.........I have a better one!! How bout arranging the tube to where it drips into your bottle of minoxidil and when you go to apply it...........your head grows cysts all over it. HHHhhmmm..................your head.............my ***...............okay, this doesn't sound good,LOL!! :hairy: :hairy: 8)
 
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